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Weka posted:Yeah, there are way more advanced masturbation techniques you could be learning in your thirties. That's what I've been doing with the the last nearly ten years. And?!? You can't just leave OP hanging!
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Time travel
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Sep 28, 2020 09:35
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Auto fellatio
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DickParasite posted:And?!? You can't just leave OP hanging! Had a buddy who used to slide a gallon ziplock bag in between his mattress and box spring. Im sure you can work out the rest.
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i recommend learning how to recognize your own patterns of self deception and self sabatoge and learn how to avoid perpetuating them
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i learned woodworking because i am trapped inside with no human contact. only wood contact
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Perfect time to learn the accordion.
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how to purchase a dead comedy web site
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WHats the point at 30 you'll be dead soon anyway
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Overcome the gag reflex.
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I'm gonna try again to learn Chinese
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Be like my dad and try gardening using hay/straw bales after cubical induced leg arthritis sets in. You might have to worry about the price of the bales in addition to gas prices for the trip. It also gives you the option to make your child handle the disintegrated hay bales in winter/spring in prep of the next year of gardening. EDIT: oh you said 30's not 60's.
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i've always thought itd be funny to learn a brass instrument in your 30s, like a 36 year old lovely trombone player is just a funny idea to me
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Don't self impose limits OP. Never stop learning.
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Try some butt chugging before you get too old. Especially if you only have lovely alcohol on hand or no mixers.
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be a pimp
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Muk Dumpster posted:Auto fellatio I think my back is already too hosed up to accomplish this. Wish I had learned it in my twenties
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soldering
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soldiering (for the global hyperwar)
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Can't go wrong with cooking
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Colonel Cancer posted:Skateboarding 
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I've been getting really in to edging. On all the reddits, own all the best accessories etc
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hacky sack e: scratch that. COMPETITIVE hacky sack
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Get really good at yo-yo tricks so you can go to the park and be That Guy.
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Absolutely: - cooking - electronics repair / soldering - basic automotive repairs - not destroying your life in your 30s like I did - ham radio
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learn how to post good, that's my plan
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get really deep into jet skiing as a way of life
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i've started learning the ukelele  i listen to grateful dead concerts and look up the tabs and play along. i used to play clarinet and keyboards and drums but this is more fun imo
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Lying, gaslighting, doublespeak, hypocrisy. All the oldies are goodies. New skills like social media manipulation (bots, meme creation, vote spamming) are good, even in situaitons you might not thing - like your Linkedin profile. Embracing debt as a margin for making aggressive financial plays. It doesn't matter if you lose - rich people don't. Just keep leveraging. Consequences only exist for the suckers who accept them. These boomers are not going to give you what's theirs, you gotta take it. Take a page from their book, or keep losing. ...Or, you know, cooking, sewing, learning to change your oil. You can do these instead, for a different kind of lifestyle. That's what they want you to focus on. "True wealth lies within," etc. etc. "Leave all that wealth, power, comfort, and security to us, you're not suited for it."
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Colonel Cancer posted:Skateboarding skateboarding is great because without fail it will let you know "you're getting old." when my dad was in his late 20's and I was still a toddler he stepped on a skateboard to amuse us kids and within minutes fell and chipped a tooth. when i was like 23, i was well into my career of murdering trees and in great shape doing so. I hadn't been on a skateboard since i was like 17 and my buddy had one of those "penny" board longboards. he was also a psycho that kept the trucks lopse as hell for that real carving action. i pushed down the street maybe 20 yards, mostly flat, and those loving trucks wobbled out, my knee went in the wrong direction. it still gives me pain, gently caress skateboards
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real answer is backpacking and hiking and mountaineering the endless search for squatch
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Suckin yer own dick/ lickin yer own clit
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or doing thet whole fist in your mouth thing maybe learning to do a kick flip on a tech deck
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Suckin yer own dick/ lickin yer own clit
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Ocean Book posted:i recommend learning how to recognize your own patterns of self deception and self sabatoge and learn how to avoid perpetuating them
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