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i can tell that this is a good fight scene because he's doing what i would do in a fight: hit the guy real hard
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Apr 27, 2024 17:06
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- nut
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*the credits to Equilibrium roll*
hm....yea, i think i coulda done that
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Sep 28, 2020 17:29
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- beer pal
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*watching a gun fight, whispering to girlfriend* they call that a shot / countershot
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Sep 28, 2020 17:40
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- google THIS
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He failed to neg the girl before he kissed her, total beta move
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Sep 28, 2020 17:41
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Lol. Whatever. Tom Cruise doesn't know the first thing about being a samurai. He's not even showing proper respect to his blade!
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Sep 28, 2020 17:51
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- FutonForensic
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it makes sense that the pilot tried to land the plane in the river as gently as possible. I think a lot of people, people who don't watch plane movies, would've crashed it. this is a good movie
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Sep 28, 2020 19:04
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- nut
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you see babe, the movie is called "wanted" because that guy really "wanted" to curve bullets
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Sep 28, 2020 19:05
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- FutonForensic
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ok, stop the movie. see what's going on? he went back in the burning building to save his kid. I made s'mores over a campfire during church camp, and I can say that fires are HOT. you do NOT want to go in those. yeah, that kid's a goner. (laughs). oh yeah, I'd definitely let him die if he was my kid (laughs). ok, let's keep watching
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Sep 28, 2020 19:20
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Okay. Woah. I've used a pallet jack when I did warehouse work over the summers in college and there's no way that the killdozer would be taken down with electricity. It's a diesel engine!
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Sep 28, 2020 19:54
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Lol. Whatever. Tom Cruise doesn't know the first thing about being a samurai. He's not even showing proper respect to his blade!
"... TOM CRUISE - IS - THE LAST SAMURAI"
"oh. huh. crazy, i always thought tom cruise was an actor"
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Sep 28, 2020 21:05
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- nut
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hmmm so the butler did it? but that makes no sense. Who is gonna pay him for work now?
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Sep 28, 2020 21:21
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- rabbitmonger
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I, also, think the pig did a good job 
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Sep 28, 2020 21:22
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- nut
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I, also, think the pig did a good job
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Sep 28, 2020 21:23
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I wish I could do that.
*Ace Ventura crawls out a rhino's b-hole*
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Sep 28, 2020 21:59
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- Prof. Crocodile
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you can tell that these guys really know how to rob a bank, because they have shown up at the bank with guns and and they are taking money away from the bank without permission using the guns. that's how i would do it, too. oh yes, i've thought about this.
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Sep 29, 2020 03:37
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- FutonForensic
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why is he--oh, but then how--oh, what? that's crazy. ok. ok. yeah, ok. haha. wow, all right. pause film. ok: toys CAN'T talk
 
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Sep 29, 2020 04:55
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- Gross Dude
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Ok, you see how they are all splitting up? That is the perfect plan, the killer can only be in one place at a time, ensuring at most only one person dies.
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Sep 29, 2020 05:07
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it makes sense that the pilot tried to land the plane in the river as gently as possible. I think a lot of people, people who don't watch plane movies, would've crashed it. this is a good movie
lol
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Sep 29, 2020 07:00
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That dude's been loving for like, a full minute, and he ain't cum yet. That's some bullshit. I'd get bored. gently caress he's still going, what the hell! Ah see, they switched to another camera angle. I bet they shot this scene over like a full week.
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Sep 29, 2020 08:39
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this movie is unrealistic because i took a red pill once and i just kind of got drowsy and my sinuses cleared up a little, although in retrospect i may have gotten a little better at kung-fu but still
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Sep 29, 2020 17:49
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- Macnult
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he’s a professional rock climber and doesn’t have a harness on. so what? professional. it’s in the title — he shouldn’t be messing up to begin with. if he fell then they wouldn’t even have this on netflix anyway
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Sep 29, 2020 19:48
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- nakieon
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oh, you can do that? i didn't realize you can enter other people's dreams. that would be cool to learn.
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Sep 29, 2020 20:00
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- rabbitmonger
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I dunno fellas, those lightsabers look pretty dangerous to me
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Sep 29, 2020 22:18
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David Cross in Eternal Sunshine: I'm making, a birdhouse
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Sep 29, 2020 22:56
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Hardcore Yankees fan yells at the umpires through the screen in the final act of "Major League"
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Sep 29, 2020 23:26
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- google THIS
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That doesn't sound right. I'm looking up the rules for basketball after this
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Sep 30, 2020 00:49
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- Gross Dude
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The key to watching a movie is realizing that a character's lines can offer insight into that character's motivation and development. For instance, when he says "We're going to need a bigger boat", we can tell that one of this character's main issues is that he harbors insecurities about his boat's size. Perhaps at the end of the movie he'll be happy with his boat just the way it is.
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Sep 30, 2020 00:52
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- google THIS
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The key to watching a movie is realizing that a character's lines can offer insight into that character's motivation and development. For instance, when he says "We're going to need a bigger boat", we can tell that one of this character's main issues is that he harbors insecurities about his boat's size. Perhaps at the end of the movie he'll be happy with his boat just the way it is.
(leaning over and whispering to the person next to me) I think he's getting sick of the snakes.
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Sep 30, 2020 01:07
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- Macnult
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That doesn't sound right. I'm looking up the rules for basketball after this
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Sep 30, 2020 01:08
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- nut
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after watching the michael jordan stretch dunk scene in space jam, i look to my own arm with first fear, then disgust, then amazement
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