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FutonForensic



i can tell that this is a good fight scene because he's doing what i would do in a fight: hit the guy real hard

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nut



*the credits to Equilibrium roll*


hm....yea, i think i coulda done that

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

beer pal



*watching a gun fight, whispering to girlfriend* they call that a shot / countershot

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


this hacking scene... well, even to me it seems unrealistic


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

google THIS



He failed to neg the girl before he kissed her, total beta move

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Lol. Whatever. Tom Cruise doesn't know the first thing about being a samurai. He's not even showing proper respect to his blade!

FutonForensic



it makes sense that the pilot tried to land the plane in the river as gently as possible. I think a lot of people, people who don't watch plane movies, would've crashed it. this is a good movie

nut



you see babe, the movie is called "wanted" because that guy really "wanted" to curve bullets

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

FutonForensic



ok, stop the movie. see what's going on? he went back in the burning building to save his kid. I made s'mores over a campfire during church camp, and I can say that fires are HOT. you do NOT want to go in those. yeah, that kid's a goner. (laughs). oh yeah, I'd definitely let him die if he was my kid (laughs). ok, let's keep watching

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Okay. Woah. I've used a pallet jack when I did warehouse work over the summers in college and there's no way that the killdozer would be taken down with electricity. It's a diesel engine!

albany academy



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Lol. Whatever. Tom Cruise doesn't know the first thing about being a samurai. He's not even showing proper respect to his blade!

"... TOM CRUISE - IS - THE LAST SAMURAI"

"oh. huh. crazy, i always thought tom cruise was an actor"

Jaguars!





Crying in sympathy at the bob the people person scene in office space

nut



hmmm so the butler did it? but that makes no sense. Who is gonna pay him for work now?

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

rabbitmonger

AAAUGH


I, also, think the pig did a good job

nut



rabbitmonger posted:

I, also, think the pig did a good job

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

more falafel please

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what are you talking about? I just saw Bruce Willis on access Hollywood last week. he definitely isn't dead now, so he couldn't have been dead the whole time. plus he's in that movie quite a bit, that'd be pretty hard to do if he was dead!



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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat


I wish I could do that.

*Ace Ventura crawls out a rhino's b-hole*

Prof. Crocodile



you can tell that these guys really know how to rob a bank, because they have shown up at the bank with guns and and they are taking money away from the bank without permission using the guns. that's how i would do it, too. oh yes, i've thought about this.


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


A lot of Harry's problems would go away if he used a gun instead of a wand, imo





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FutonForensic



why is he--oh, but then how--oh, what? that's crazy. ok. ok. yeah, ok. haha. wow, all right. pause film. ok: toys CAN'T talk

Gross Dude

Gross Dude

Ok, you see how they are all splitting up? That is the perfect plan, the killer can only be in one place at a time, ensuring at most only one person dies.

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


A sled?! Could have seen that a mile away to be honest. Would have been much better if it was his ex-gf's name, or an ex-wife. That would really have some emotional resonance





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Macnult



FutonForensic posted:

it makes sense that the pilot tried to land the plane in the river as gently as possible. I think a lot of people, people who don't watch plane movies, would've crashed it. this is a good movie

lol


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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



That dude's been loving for like, a full minute, and he ain't cum yet. That's some bullshit. I'd get bored. gently caress he's still going, what the hell! Ah see, they switched to another camera angle. I bet they shot this scene over like a full week.

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


Oh right, like it takes that many people to run one stupid elf puppet. You got two hands don'tcha? I'm positive I could run two elf puppets, at least.


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Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


Tbh I don't find the woman that pretty





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Prof. Crocodile



this movie is unrealistic because i took a red pill once and i just kind of got drowsy and my sinuses cleared up a little, although in retrospect i may have gotten a little better at kung-fu but still


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


Okay now Jason is DEFINITELY dead forever.


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Macnult



he’s a professional rock climber and doesn’t have a harness on. so what? professional. it’s in the title — he shouldn’t be messing up to begin with. if he fell then they wouldn’t even have this on netflix anyway


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nakieon



oh, you can do that? i didn't realize you can enter other people's dreams. that would be cool to learn.

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


Really looking forward to Borat 2. Just from what I've seen I think it's gonna seriously shift the election results.


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rabbitmonger

AAAUGH


I dunno fellas, those lightsabers look pretty dangerous to me

Jenny Agutter



David Cross in Eternal Sunshine: I'm making, a birdhouse
me:



thanks to echinopsis🌵 for the awesome sig!

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Hardcore Yankees fan yells at the umpires through the screen in the final act of "Major League"

google THIS



That doesn't sound right. I'm looking up the rules for basketball after this

Gross Dude

Gross Dude

The key to watching a movie is realizing that a character's lines can offer insight into that character's motivation and development. For instance, when he says "We're going to need a bigger boat", we can tell that one of this character's main issues is that he harbors insecurities about his boat's size. Perhaps at the end of the movie he'll be happy with his boat just the way it is.

google THIS



Gross Dude posted:

The key to watching a movie is realizing that a character's lines can offer insight into that character's motivation and development. For instance, when he says "We're going to need a bigger boat", we can tell that one of this character's main issues is that he harbors insecurities about his boat's size. Perhaps at the end of the movie he'll be happy with his boat just the way it is.

(leaning over and whispering to the person next to me) I think he's getting sick of the snakes.

Macnult



google THIS posted:

That doesn't sound right. I'm looking up the rules for basketball after this


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BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


That's stupid, they should just fix the bridge and keep going, how long could it possibly take?


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nut



after watching the michael jordan stretch dunk scene in space jam, i look to my own arm with first fear, then disgust, then amazement

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

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