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Dip Viscous posted:NOW ONE BALL IS FLINT haaaaahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahhaa YES crimes |
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Hey Alien Scum Does this look like a mole to you it's a mole right you know what nevermind it's a mole
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Oct 21, 2020 09:12
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"Don't make me use my punching fists. You don't want to see me use my punching fists"
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Oct 21, 2020 12:23
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Yo babes! I'll be sliding into your DMs later! |
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Oct 21, 2020 16:29
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The Gay Store called, they want their You back *laughs, shoots stripper right in her stripper hole* |
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Oct 21, 2020 16:34
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Alright you alien scum! Which one of you can lend me a shoulder to cry on? |
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Oct 21, 2020 16:36
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I came here to do two things: serve my wife with divorce papers,and purchase an expensive sports car with sketchy financing, and I've already dropped the papers off at her office! |
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Oct 21, 2020 16:38
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alright you queers, who wants to dig into this wide selection of queer friendly critical theory with me *fires a rocket launcher into a nearby building* |
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Oct 21, 2020 16:45
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Gluten Free Dad posted:alright you queers, who wants to dig into this wide selection of queer friendly critical theory with me *fires a rocket launcher into a nearby building* Let's kick... some Butler.
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Oct 21, 2020 17:39
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*hrm* hey babes, the only belle i'm interested in is Bell Hooks. i'm readin' is "Ain't I A Woman?"
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Oct 22, 2020 11:09
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takin' names and eatin' rear end |
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Oct 22, 2020 13:47
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Hey scumbags... is this Lee Edelman's searing 2004 polemic that set the tone for a generation of queer scholars or what.... because from where I'm seeing you've got No Future.
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Oct 22, 2020 15:56
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How Wonderful! posted:Hey scumbags... is this Lee Edelman's searing 2004 polemic that set the tone for a generation of queer scholars or what.... because from where I'm seeing you've got No Future. Hey losers, you must be Sarah Schulman's 1991 novel about finding yourself as a lesbian set in the background of the AIDS crisis, because you're... People In Trouble
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Oct 22, 2020 17:34
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more falafel please posted:Hey losers, you must be Sarah Schulman's 1991 novel about finding yourself as a lesbian set in the background of the AIDS crisis, because you're... People In Trouble Is The Rectum A Grave? Fucker it's about to be when I bury my foot in yours.
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Oct 22, 2020 19:59
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How Wonderful! posted:Is The Rectum A Grave? Fucker it's about to be when I bury my foot in yours. |
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Oct 22, 2020 20:40
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*kicks door down* "MY mom never GIVES UP on ME!"
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Oct 22, 2020 21:37
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Heather Papps posted:*kicks door down* "MY mom never GIVES UP on ME!" *kicks down different door* Neither does MINE *kicks open hand-crafted wooden box full of neatly filed index cards* THESE are some her FAVORITE RECIPES passed down to ME. *kicks lid off a big sauce pot* I'm making her STROGANOFF tonight because it's GETTING TO BE THAT TIME OF YEAR
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Oct 22, 2020 21:40
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rectum? *cocks rocket launcher* drat near killed em!
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Oct 22, 2020 23:17
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i use the donut cushion even when i don't have a hemorrhoid, it's just comfy okay
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Oct 22, 2020 23:19
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How Wonderful! posted:Is The Rectum A Grave? Fucker it's about to be when I bury my foot in yours. (while surveying a room of baddies) time to make like Yale Series of Younger Poets award winner Richard Seiken and Crush. crimes |
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Oct 22, 2020 23:52
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(cocking a shotgun in the middle of a villain's speech) oh my bad, didn't want to interrupt your Vagina Monologue.
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Oct 22, 2020 23:53
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(while shooting an NPC that looks like andy warhol) Valerie Solanis Did Nothing Wrong!!!!
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Oct 22, 2020 23:54
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How Wonderful! posted:Is The Rectum A Grave? Fucker it's about to be when I bury my foot in yours. We've sailed parody around the world and landed at actually awesome action lines. |
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Oct 23, 2020 00:24
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drat, should have kept the receipt for these size 13 boots that don't even fit |
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Oct 23, 2020 00:30
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*dude enters the office of his arch-rival, Ernst Savro Blofeld.* "Wow Blofeld. Nice office. Or should I say, room. But for you, it will be a tomb. A tomb, with a view. A view, to a kill. My kill, of you." *cocks bazooka* ---------------- |
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Oct 23, 2020 00:40
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hi... steve this is stew irish stew, voice of iconic video game hero dude shootem. your friends.... pat and... tim paid me twenty american dollars to call you and give you a personalized birthday message. here it comes: happy birthday... steve |
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Oct 23, 2020 05:33
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Hi! I'm hungry, and you're DEAD! |
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Oct 23, 2020 10:49
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The Voice of Labor posted:hi... steve this is stew irish stew, voice of iconic video game hero dude shootem.
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Oct 23, 2020 20:07
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i'm just KILLIN' in cedar rapids (this assumes the Dude Shootem games have a Cedar Rapids level)
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Oct 24, 2020 05:28
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look, ahm-bray, if it doesn't have a CEDAR RAPIDS level, then it ain't a dude shootem game. that's the shootem guarantee
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Oct 24, 2020 07:05
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now you take my wife...please |
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Oct 24, 2020 08:22
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hanes doesn't make those red tank tops I like in beefy boy sizes anymore, good thing my body has been emaciated by disease |
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Oct 24, 2020 08:27
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I'm gonna take you to the bank. The blood bank! Donating blood is something we should all do if possible! |
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Oct 24, 2020 08:37
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The Voice of Labor posted:hanes doesn't make those red tank tops I like in beefy boy sizes anymore, good thing my body has been emaciated by disease 
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Oct 24, 2020 16:57
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duke: I’m here to gently caress aliens. but I killed em all. so I guess I will jerk off. human stripper: ummm duke? *reveals body* duke: *still jacking off with one hand, does cool one-handed shotgun pump spin move like Arnold from T2 while on the motorcycle* shut up |
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Oct 24, 2020 17:19
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I see london I see france I just peed and pooed my pants |
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Oct 27, 2020 03:10
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Oh yeah, piece of cake! *10 minute long fart* |
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Oct 27, 2020 08:12
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dude shootem 4h lost so much money that I had to sell my desert eagle all I have now is a slingshot and the old holiday candy gamgams saves for me it's a dessert eagle *silence from dude's audience ughhhh I'll restart from the checkpoint dude shootem 4h lost so much money that I had to sell my desert eagle all I have now is a slingshot and the old holiday candy gamgams saves for me it's time to kick rear end and chew bubble gum but the gum is really brittle and hurts my mouth and it's also my ammo *uproarious laughter *dude throws his notes into the air, shrugs his shoulders, shakes his head and walks off stage in disgust The Voice of Labor fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Oct 29, 2020 |
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Oct 29, 2020 02:47
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listen buddy, if that InuYasha VHS isn't subbed, i'm coming back here with my sex gun and if that happens, you're screwed, pal!
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Oct 29, 2020 08:39
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Alright which one of you meanies disrespected my friend's preferred pronouns |
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