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Fahrvergnügen 34 25.95%
Lederhosen 41 31.30%
Schnitzelhasen 56 42.75%
Total: 131 votes
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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'm right there with you, bud.

First terrible thing that happened was the thread title neither allowing Ü or ß, what the gently caress?



Alright, good German humor, let's keep it rolling.

Posting-death to all that make actually-funny jokes or puns, bonus points to those that make convoluted/complicated jokes/puns that would otherwise be funny, but explain them to death in great detail, thus robbing them of all comedic effect.


Alright, excuse me while I throw up

I bought a yellow vw beetle, it is good except people keep trying to put their mail in it

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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ASAPI posted:

Politico is reporting that Trump is mandating that all food aid boxes include a letter from him taking credit for the program.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/10/01/trump-letter-food-aid-boxes-424230

Isn't this illegal? All it seems to be is a "free" campaign mailer.

Thats some pretty strong DEAR LEADER vibe

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Current event:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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CRUSTY MINGE posted:

So do you just feed the engine oil and never change the filters or???


Oooooh. 420.

Wait that's probably a big 2 stroke anyhow.

Nah little 6cyl generator

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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This is about a xcom 97% shot

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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98% :xcom:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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NURGLE IS STRONGEST CHAOS GOD

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Everyone post HAIL NURGLE to ur Facebook
One share = respect

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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MazelTovCocktail posted:

What no Slannesh?

The gently caress does Slaanesh have to do with it?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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what does it mean? are they early warning birds in case someone tries to take advantage?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Jaguars! posted:

So, ah, Death pool anyone? Bags Oct 31st, the Halloween special

My birthday's the 22nd, so I'm calling that.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Someone at one of our media outlets is making a dig

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I would like a med student to present the uncontrolled spread through the white house as a case study

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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drat thats a good statement

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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i mean i'd prefer it be slow and lingering so he has lots of time to reflect on his mortality, but rona, if you wanna cut to the chase i'm not gonna argue

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Pryor on Fire posted:

There's no loving way Thursday was his first positive test if he's already at Walter Reed. What a motherfucker.

might be first positive test but that's not to say he wasn't rona'd up

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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this isn't gonna be the first trump to kill themself with corona

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Pity it didn't start there.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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jesus loving christ

covid is pissed

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Comrade Blyatlov posted:

might be first positive test but that's not to say he wasn't rona'd up

called it

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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jesus loving christ lmao i dunno what to say

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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well i guess if you wanted trump to win in 2016 because accelerationism, he just did it for you

has mcconnell been exposed?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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facialimpediment posted:

WHAT

https://twitter.com/saraecook/status/1312424326788976641?s=19

LIERALLY NOT WHAT THE DOCTORS SAID MINUTES AGO

just gently caress these people are terrible at this

why can i hear someone humming the rains of castamere?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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what's the other part

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Wasabi the J posted:

LMAO if you don't think they might send an infected agent or two to every event the president has.

sounds like there has been more than an infected agent or two at all his recent ones

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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pantslesswithwolves posted:

For as goofy as he looks, I feel like BoJo’s health is like that of an Ironman competitor compared to Trump’s, whose actual physical condition is a mystery beyond his quack physician saying he shoots ropes like a porn star with a resting heart rate of 40.

It’s weird how little guilt I feel at my own elation at the prospect of Trump dying from COVID. I feel like that if it were anyone else, I’d be like “that’s someone’s father/husband/son/brother/friend” but in this case I kind of feel like “good, I hope they suffer his loss.”

The ultimate casualty of the Trump era: empathy.

You don't need to have empathy for someone who, through inaction, doomed the fourth largest urban area in new zealand to death.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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piL posted:

There are less people in the 4th largest urban center in New Zealand than died in the US.

wiki was saying 237k vs 207k covid deaths?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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who website posted:

Dexamethasone is a corticosteroid used in a wide range of conditions for its anti-inflammatory and immunosuppressant effects.
It was tested in hospitalized patients with COVID-19 in the United Kingdom’s national clinical trial RECOVERY and was found to have benefits for critically ill patients.


https://www.who.int/news-room/q-a-detail/q-a-dexamethasone-and-covid-19

Yeah, im gonna go out on a limb and say he's in trouble.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Pryor on Fire posted:

I am not a doctor but yeah, it's hard to read this any other way besides "he has fluid in his lungs now and O2 saturation is getting worse". If he was maintaining they would have been way more upbeat. Hard to put a positive spin on this when the doc also said he was lying yesterday to try and give Trump a positive outlook lol

The really hosed thing is that hey, nearly dying from a vicious disease is actually a completely sympathetic situation.

But... admitting this thing has grabbed him by the [EXPLETIVE REMOVED] would mean publicly admitting they've lied about it from day one, so they can't do that.

It's just so, so stupid. And deserved.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Option three, it's grift.

It's ALWAYS loving grift.


https://i.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/300123858/trumps-covid19-treatment-us-president-had-stakes-in-regeneron-and-gilead-makers-of-experimental-coronavirus-drug-remdesivir posted:

US President Donald Trump previously reported he earned capital gains from Regeneron Pharmaceuticals and Gilead Sciences Inc, the manufacturers of two of the medicines he's taken as part of his Covid-19 treatment plan.
According to a 2017 financial disclosure form filed with the US Office of Government Ethics in June 2017, Trump had a capital gain of US$50,001(NZ$75,404) to US$100,000 for Regeneron Pharmaceuticals and US$100,001 to US$1 million for Gilead Sciences Inc. The form notes the information was of April 15, 2017.
Trump's subsequent disclosure forms, including his 2020 form signed July 31, did not list Regeneron or Gilead.
Trump received a single 8-gram dose of Regeneron's polyclonal antibody cocktail as a precautionary measure, according to his physician Sean Conley. The antibody cocktail is in four late-stage clinical trials, and its safety and efficacy have not been fully evaluated by any regulatory authority, the company said on its webpage.

I guess when you might be dying you might as well try get a few bucks out of it

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I feel like with a little editing thats the new Luca campaign

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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facialimpediment posted:

This ad has a gaping hole in it!

https://twitter.com/projectjennifer/status/1312400450604408833?s=19

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/joe-biden-adopts-rescue-dog-major

BIDEN FOSTER FAILED LIKE HE'S GOING TO FAIL OUR COUNTRY

(He adopted Major in 2018, so he has two dogs)

Major looks like an excellent dog. Good choice, Joe

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Champ/Major 2020

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Doing what they can is a yikes medical statement

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Pelosi?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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MazelTovCocktail posted:

It also contains some of the war plan options (summaries vs the whole SIOP) and I think blanks EOs and other documents to be filled in iirc

That said Curtain's LeMay (or Max Power) being summoned would be cool.

I'd accept Robert MacNamara too

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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MazelTovCocktail posted:

Oh no you got to be unrepentant about it. I don’t want that ghost 20 years later going oh I thought it was a bad idea I’m sorry.

LeMay and Powers 2020: Total Annihilation With No Regrets


https://twitter.com/mattdanzico/status/1313555589247754240?s=21

i mean that's horrifyingly close, goddamn
triumph was lauded as one of the best propaganda films of all time wasn't it?


also strictly speaking i don't think he ever said it was a bad idea, but he acknowledged that they were acting as war criminals
he just wasn't stoked about it is all

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Immanentized posted:

Buckle up.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313640512025513984

Competing FBI/Eastern District of VA briefing tomorrow at 11am as well.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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man i wanna try those steroids

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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CBJSprague24 posted:

The fact that this cult still clings to a virus denial in spite of all this is God drat terrifying.

i always thought that part of the mist was completely unrealistic, but it seems like stephen king knew what he was about

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