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Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
I've watched a ton of Russian dashcam fights and here is what I've learned:

-Don't be blazing drunk
-Keep your fists up to block
-Don't kick
-Take your time to size up your opponent-don't rush the fight. Let them throw the first punch. Get a feel for how they are fighting.
-Go for short opportunistic jabs. Wait for an opening.
-Watch your footing and what's behind you
-A weapon of any kind >>> fists
-If there's more than one of them, unless they are all totally smashing drunk you should run. If there's more than 3 you're hosed no matter what
-If there is more than one, don't let them behind you (see point about watching your footing and behind you)

By following this method my research indicates that you will win any fight that you ever had a chance of winning in the first place.

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