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This is a thread for adults who fight other adults regularly. We can use this space to trade tips and tricks for committing violence against other grownups. Here are some ideas: - Start fights with other adults. Threaten to kick their asses in front of their kids. - Don’t be afraid to use kicking. - Always try to hit people when their backs are turned. Any other ideas?
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Who Is Paul Blart posted:This is a thread for adults who fight other adults regularly. We can use this space to trade tips and tricks for committing violence against other grownups. Here are some ideas: always start with a proper kick in the nuts
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Oct 1, 2020 17:39
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I've watched a ton of Russian dashcam fights and here is what I've learned: -Don't be blazing drunk -Keep your fists up to block -Don't kick -Take your time to size up your opponent-don't rush the fight. Let them throw the first punch. Get a feel for how they are fighting. -Go for short opportunistic jabs. Wait for an opening. -Watch your footing and what's behind you -A weapon of any kind >>> fists -If there's more than one of them, unless they are all totally smashing drunk you should run. If there's more than 3 you're hosed no matter what -If there is more than one, don't let them behind you (see point about watching your footing and behind you) By following this method my research indicates that you will win any fight that you ever had a chance of winning in the first place.
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Oct 1, 2020 17:52
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ChubbyChecker posted:always start with a proper kick in the nuts
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Oct 1, 2020 17:57
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Uncle Enzo posted:I've watched a ton of Russian dashcam fights and here is what I've learned: this guy is a pussy, just kick for the nuts that is some day1 poo poo
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Oct 1, 2020 17:57
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Oct 1, 2020 18:29
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Let's see that technique again, and in slow motion
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Oct 1, 2020 18:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8
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Oct 1, 2020 18:50
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"Sir, this is a Chili's, you can't do that in here"
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Oct 1, 2020 18:53
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Just spin with your fists clenched, your foes will be in awe of your whirlwind assault
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Oct 1, 2020 18:55
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Most if not all pro wrestling moves also work perfectly fine in a real fight, although you might need to do some minor alterations to make them truly effective. Some guy is getting a little too close to your girl? Set up a table, carefully lay him on it, then jump off the roof of your house onto him. He won't be messing with you again, trust me.
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Oct 1, 2020 18:58
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Just pretend that you have eldritch powers and do some cool poses like wrestlers, you got this
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Oct 1, 2020 19:02
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only release the choke hold once your opponent has poo poo his pants poo poo your pants to immediately escape choke hold
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Oct 1, 2020 19:12
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Fighting pro tip: Headbutts. and biting.
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Oct 1, 2020 19:28
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Well I've seen Roadhouse thirty times. Instead of the dialogue I memorized the fights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVPz-9YNLBQ
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Oct 1, 2020 19:34
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When I get in fights with other grown up adults I tend to also do a lot of yelling. Stuff like "I'm standing my ground" and " I'm crazy bro (regardless of gender), I'll gently caress you up" Edit: I also have been known to do poppers in front of my enemies prior to fighting. Who Is Paul Blart fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Oct 1, 2020 |
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Oct 1, 2020 20:20
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I dont fight people I just shove their heads into toilets and flush em. 
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Oct 1, 2020 20:23
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I like to charge a kaoiken x 10 kamehameha and then use instant transmission to unleash it point blank.
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Oct 1, 2020 20:54
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From what I've seen wear a track suit 
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Oct 1, 2020 21:21
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Seen some scary poo poo, guy dropping his pants and mentally beating his opponent down into the panicked run
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Oct 1, 2020 22:19
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That's a beat off
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Oct 1, 2020 22:21
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When you're out in public looking to fight but don't want to be seen as the aggressor, I've found nothing, and I mean nothing, works better than spanking somebody else's child.
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Oct 1, 2020 22:27
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Just scream "I'm not looking for trouble!" as you whirl a half brick in a sock over your head
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Oct 1, 2020 22:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's a beat off
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Oct 1, 2020 22:32
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Maintain 1.5 arms length distance, aggressive posture, hold eye contact, then BOOM - flank with your cavalry reserve.
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Oct 1, 2020 23:11
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Cancel your tackles into EX aegis reflector. It's safe on block and if the tackle hits, you can combo into crouching jab cancelled into a hard tackle.
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Oct 1, 2020 23:21
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bossy lady posted:Cancel your tackles into EX aegis reflector. It's safe on block and if the tackle hits, you can combo into crouching jab cancelled into a hard tackle. You gotta be careful because the cancel window is only five frames and if miss it your opponent can easily punish with a level 1 super into a juggle combo.
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Oct 2, 2020 00:34
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Who What Now posted:I like to charge a kaoiken x 10 kamehameha and then use instant transmission to unleash it point blank.
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Oct 2, 2020 00:39
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Surprise attack by their car with a baseball bat.
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Oct 2, 2020 03:34
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Cast Raise the Dead and have an army of ghouls do your fighting as you sit back and chug Mtn Dew.
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Oct 2, 2020 06:14
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A few things I've learned over the years, mainly from middle school and high school, but also from my early twenties: - He who throws the first punch, tends to throw the last. I'd say this generally true in most encounters I've seen and been where the two people engaged did not start the interaction already looking to fight. People getting in each other's faces can end very suddenly with a blindside haymaker, and even if that doesn't immediately end the fight, it can still dramatically push the odds in the favor of the party who strikes first. -Don't let your opponent get up. Unless you are fighting someone you've known for a while, you have absolutely no idea what kind of martial training or experience somehow has. I got into a fist fight with a roommate in 2014, only to discover he spent his childhood boxing. The fight ended in a messy win for me, but only because I was strong enough to literally smack him with a bookcase. Had he been as tall as me, I'm pretty sure he would've beaten the hell out of me. Basically, if you start a fight, finish the fight. I have seen crackheads get completely dusted three times in the span of an hour, and still get up looking to scrap. You have no clue what somebody else is truly capable of - so don't give them the opportunity. - Size matters.  While you see fight videos all the time where a little dude beats up a larger dude, the truth is that size really does matter in most fights. Buff body builder man probably doesn't have martial training, but if your stereotypical goon challenges him to a fist fight, odds are you're about to get your face aggressively remodeled. Think Lowtax getting his rear end beat by Uwe Bole, or Johnny Knoxville getting his poo poo pushed in by Butterbean in a thrift store. Even a horribly out-of-shape morbidly obese goon can still beat the crap out of a smaller guy if he can get ahold of him. Sure, you might have years of MMA training, but if you have a three hundred pound man sitting on your chest punching you in the face, it will be of little help to you. Additionally, odds are you probably aren't Muhammad Ali or Mike Tyson in his prime. I've saw two or three kids try the punch and back up routine in high school, and it ended with vicious pile drivers. Generally speaking, I highly doubt that if you post on this forum you are also a boxing legend. Don't try it if you aren't deadly certain of your skills in boxing, because if you're wrong, it's going to end with a serious rear end beating. - There are no rules in a street fight. If you've found yourself in a street fight, this Marquis of Queensbury nonsense should go right out of the window. One very well placed punch can literally kill you. Do not be afraid to bite, eye gouge, genitalia punch, and armbar your opponent to victory. - Oftentimes the best fight is the one never fought. Having been on the receiving and giving ends of an rear end kicking, even a fight where you beat the gently caress out of someone and he/she never leaves a scratch on you is going to leave you with some seriously jacked up hands, arms, knees, etc. If you don't have to fight, don't fight. It doesn't feel good to relocate fingers after a brawl, and it certainly doesn't feel good to ice your face after getting punched a bunch. If you can escape the situation, escape the situation. I've had an eighty year old man try to punch me - if I truly stood up and boxed him, I would have killed him. So instead, I fled. Was it the most ego-smoothing thing to do? Absolutely not. Was it the right call? Definitely. Do not fight unless you have literally any other option. At that point, the only thing you should be doing is being incredibly aggressive.
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Oct 2, 2020 08:27
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Star Me Kitten posted:Surprise attack by their car with a baseball bat. that's a peasants weapon a true gentleman uses the long blade 
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Oct 2, 2020 08:29
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Some other thoughts I had: The people who shout about how they'll gently caress you up/how tough they are/where they're from are often times gigantic pussies. The real tough people are the ones who will kick your rear end without so much as a single word uttered. Real tough people already know they're tough - they have no need to tell you about it. If you've ever seen that Jane Allgood documentary where her French body guard stands there as a 600 lb gorilla charges him, without flinching, you kind of get an idea of what screaming wannabe toughs and actual toughs are.
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Oct 2, 2020 08:33
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Star Me Kitten posted:Surprise attack by their car with a baseball bat.
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Oct 2, 2020 09:32
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Don't use the "I wear glasses defense".
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Oct 2, 2020 13:01
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Sucker punch them in the gut and when they're doubled over slam their face into your knee. Never had anybody get back up from that one
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Oct 2, 2020 15:11
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Zeluth posted:Don't use the "I wear glasses defense". use it, and then shank them with the sharpened temple
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Oct 2, 2020 15:30
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I normally open up with a few lunges to stretch out the inner thigh muscles (triceps?) so i can pull off my signature backflip kick without losing bowel control.
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Oct 2, 2020 15:58
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cough on them repeatedly.
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Oct 2, 2020 16:08
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A White Guy posted:Some other thoughts I had: I'll kick your rear end
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Oct 2, 2020 16:41
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