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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

This is a thread for adults who fight other adults regularly. We can use this space to trade tips and tricks for committing violence against other grownups. Here are some ideas:

- Start fights with other adults. Threaten to kick their asses in front of their kids.
- Don’t be afraid to use kicking.
- Always try to hit people when their backs are turned.

Any other ideas?

always start with a proper kick in the nuts

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Colonel Cancer posted:

That's a beat off

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Star Me Kitten posted:

Surprise attack by their car with a baseball bat.

that's a peasants weapon

a true gentleman uses the long blade

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Zeluth posted:

Don't use the "I wear glasses defense".

use it, and then shank them with the sharpened temple

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Colonel Cancer posted:

Anyone have that comic where a dude gets into a fight and starts screaming about flicking the other dudes balls with his tongue

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Colonel Cancer posted:

Yeah moose threatening to lick balls led to a whole other kind of content in image search

did you find the mod forum?

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