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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I come stumbling in reeking of ale and struggling with my mistress, Gravity- who I ramble at, talk to and blame often for my woes.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I...

Drink, of course.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I flirt with the locked box.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I double my efforts (and of course, double my drinking)

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
If it feels right, if feels right!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
"Eh? Gravity? YOU again! Well alright *hic* I'll leave this lass alone and be on my way"

I drink some more.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

clockwork chaos posted:

>> Roz, noticing the work's been done adequately, hops into the mimicmobile and leans against the locked crate, finishing her Zlata cigar. "Aight peeps," she begins between puffs, "we got tons of daylight to burn, so pull up yer britches and let's burn rubber. Got a lot of distance to cover before the sun goes down."

*Hic* More time to drink & *buuuuurrrrppp!* ride

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I stumbled behind the biggest shadow I can see through squinty, bloodshot eyes in the hopes that it's a building so I can piss out all the booze I've been drinking.

I balance a mug on my head and let it rip, while drinking from the other mug, oblivious to what others think.

When I'm done, I stumble to the nearest pub to stock up on much needed, and very important supplies

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I jump out of the pub stocked up on my much needed and very important supplies, and either A) Unload a keg of whoopass and defend my new drinking buddies and show them what they're paying for this go-around, or B) I'm gonna look like an utter rear end, but either way I'll still be drunk and shameless!

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