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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
If you could roll up a medeival peasant, stats all low 2+3,
Name "Farting Don McShireHearse"

Years of drudgery as a serf has made me yearn for adventure, however, possessing next to zero imagination or wit, I've taken to following adventurous looking people at a distance until they appear to accept me.
due to being completely unremarkable my stealth is quite high, but my wit too slow to take advantage of it.

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I supposed being covered in mud and stuff allowed me to pass un-noticed can i get a roll on a feat of pick pocketing?

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I'll look in my many badly stitched pockets, ah, here you go : Hands you a couple of handfuls of camoflage mud, useful in this valley only,

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
While i went from least to most armed in the party, I still have little idea what to do with a rapier, however, i do have the beginnings of a catapult, let me see if I can use this piece of y shaped wood to dowse for some stretchy stuff,

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I still have a handfull of mud if anyone wants some, and a shiny rapeir, yey, also, after my usual rolling around in rubbish, I have a mutton bone and some kind of blobby springy stuff.
I'll spend the night affixing the gloop to my peice of wood and find a few stones that will fit nicely into the bone, as i'l tie it to my belt as a makeshift scabbard.

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