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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Because of tight resources my friend in the army mastered the art of wiping your rear end with only one piece of toilet paper. First you tear off a little corner and save it aside, then he said you basically put your finger through the middle of the sheet, get all the poo poo off onto your finger and then grasp the sheet tightly and pull the sheet up taking all the poo poo with it. Then you get the little tiny piece and use that to clean under your finger nail. Then wash your hands.

Wouldn’t recommend trying it unless desperate to be honest.

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