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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Boy, it's early October! I can't wait for the regular season to kick off! Wait. What do you mean there's no hockey this week? We have to wait until New Year's? Maybe?

Tampa won the COVID Cup, the NHL somehow went the entire thing without a positive case but Connor McJesus caught it once he got out. Patric Hornqvist is now a Fancy Cat, Hank is no longer on Broadway, Max Domi is now a Jacket, Josh Anderson is now with Le Habs. Free Agency is 25 hours away. Bring forth the TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADES.

Losers 'R Us Thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3936100
Draft Thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3936185

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Twin Cinema posted:

What happened to Wennberg? Last I remember, he was a promising young talent.

Porty said a couple months ago he thinks there was some career-altering injury sustained when he got hot brained by Tom Wilson in the playoffs a couple years ago, but nobody would confirm it.

e- As for his prospects:
https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/1314229728539271176

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Oct 8, 2020

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


What is a Cliff Pu?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

sportsgenius86 posted:

So the Jackets must be really serious about this Taylor Hall thing...

Yeah, something's definitely brewing.

https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/1314296376214384640

Now let the Jarmo Special...shine a light on meeeee...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jackets extend another goalie with an impossible to spell name straight out of Star Wars:

https://twitter.com/BlueJacketsNHL/status/1314302220930818059

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Fun quotes about Markus "Nutsack" Nutivaara:

https://twitter.com/BrianHedger/status/1314316900625715200

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Holy gently caress.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

bewbies posted:

okay maybe you all weren't overreacting, did this guy really have four points last year?

what is the modern-day record for points to cap hit ratio in a free agent signing? if this isn't shattering that record color me surprised

26GP 1-3-4

Then he got in an ill-advised fight against Ottawa in a game in which the Jackets also had two other players get hurt and missed the rest of the season.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I had just said to Boomer The Cannon that I wished Florida had gotten him instead to free up even more cap space. Alas.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

i am the bird posted:

Is Ryan Murray really only worth a 5th round pick?

This has to be a cap dump, though he does have a prolific injury history and is only good if he's actually on the ice.

For those reasons, I don't mind it.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ryan Murray games played by season: 66, 12, 82, 60, 44, 56, 27 (of 70).

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

What are the jackets doing though
Are they that high on Gavrikov or are they going shopping

Gavrikov is a stud but is said to be cheap on this deal. They have to get PLD signed as well and he's going to cost, but...

https://twitter.com/markscheig/status/1314376320470712321

...something big's happening.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Oct 9, 2020

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Matt Zerella posted:

God I hope Barzal gets offersheeted.

rex rabidorum vires posted:

11.5 has to be in the neighborhood for Hall right? Bread got 7x81.5 which is the easiest comparable. Do not like the Metro becoming more of a bloodbath.

For what it's worth, Porty listed Laine, Hoffman, and Johnny Gaudreau as other potential targets for the CBJ in addition to Hall. Barzal would be out of left field, but Jarmo did talk about using offer sheets. All four would command quite a bit of coin.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

fawning deference posted:

I thought Murray was bad, but it's interesting that he's actually good just constantly hurt according to SAS. He's a fun one year gamble on a team badly in need of reliable skating defensemen.

My dad, brother, and I went to a Caps/CBJ game just before the Johansen/Jones deal and, during the first, Ovechkin had the puck one on one with Murray. Ovie had half a step on him but Murray did a hell of a job of riding him off the puck and taking away a scoring chance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MognzYcDDYY&t=30s

Porty said going into the postseason that, if healthy, the CBJ had three potentially elite defensemen on their blue line- Jones, Werenski, and Murray.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Laine probably requires Werenski going the other way which, given Z's talent and the combination of Murray and Nutivaara having been shipped out, is probably a non-starter.

I want Johnny Hockey. Dude looked up to Cam Atkinson, so he'd have incentive to want to come here.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

TeamJesus posted:

I can't imagine what sort of package it would take from Columbus to get Gaudreau.

Sounds like the Flames talked to Columbus about one of the goalies earlier, but that fell apart. Bjorkstrand is another logical target.

The Athletic suggested a goalie and RHD (which would have to be Savard at this point) could start the bidding.

The Dirty Burger posted:

Trade Johnny to Columbus so he can play with his hero, Cam Atkinson

Maybe "looked up to" was too strong, I guess I was just basing their connection off this from the Worlds a couple years ago:

quote:

"The number is pretty special for both of us. We went to Boston College. He's probably the reason I wore No. 13. He was wearing 13 before I went there. It's a pretty special number for us. I would've let us both wear 13 if we could've. It's just the way it goes, I guess."

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/1314575555271036930

That makes no sense unless they're planning on flipping another defenseman.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/JoshYohe_PGH/status/1314619516278669319

You took the best former Jacket, now you'll get the worst. :laffo:

e- I mean, Dalton Prout was the WORST but, among name brands...

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Oct 9, 2020

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I was driving during the first 1.5 hours of free agency so a bit late, but how many players have shuttled between Fancy Cats and the Bolts over the years with Carter Verhaegheghegheghegheheheghehghhe joining the list?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Good one, JD. :laffo:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Matt Zerella posted:

So he's Deangelo without the offense. Got it.

Unless he jumps on the rush and pretends he's a forward when nobody asked him to.

Then he's a...Deangelo...with offense...but forgot that he's a defenseman? Help me out, here.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Porty says it's a done deal.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I get why they're doing it, but is Tyler Johnson the "best" player to go on waivers recently? A 40 point pace over an 82 game season is a dip, but still serviceable.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Kuule hain nussivan posted:

Koivu to Blue Jackets on a year 1.5 million deal apparently. I didn't see much of Koivu last year, but that sounds like a pretty decent deal.

Low-risk move for a bottom six role and, if he breaks, ther's a bit of center depth now. I'll allow it.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/1315060518730838017

e;fb. Rename Kilza Uncle Bobby.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The Athletic says Koivu had offers from at least the Flyers and Panthers, possibly more teams, and that the CBJ's purge over the last few days was a defensive move to protect against an offer sheet of PLD.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


You have got to be kidding me.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

WeaponX posted:

GMs and Presidents need to stop signing guys because they used to play for them!! We have John Davidson successfully pushing to sign the worst defenseman in the league and Lou signing guys like Leo Komorov, Andy Greene and now Schneider. It’s just loving lazy. Find new players!

JD signing the worst defenseman in the league who also happened to used to play for him is just Market correction for signing perhaps the best forward in the league who also happened to used to play for him.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Zodijackylite posted:

Seems like the offseason is slowing down, which means it's time for :siren: TRIVIA :siren:

Oh, it's this time again, is it? :getin: Have you some Columbus hockey 20th Anniversary Trivia:

1) Which current NHL GM played three seasons for the Columbus Chill, having PIM totals ranging from 107 to 234?
2) Which NHL franchise was nearly relocated to Columbus to play out of a converted airport hangar until an arena could be built?
3) Which ESPN personality auditioned to be the CBJ's first TV PBP voice?
(Hint: He lost out to Dan Kelly, who now calls Cawlidge Hawkey for BTN.)
4) RAS dubbed the CBJ "Rangers West" during the 2013 season as, by season's end, six ex-Rags were on their roster. Who were they?
(Hints: five of them had been with the Rangers within the previous two seasons; only one would be reunited with Torts.)
5) Three players who were on the CBJ team which was swept by the Wings in 2009 would play another playoff game with the team in 2014. Name them.
(Hints: One is from PA and played for a PA NHL team, but not the one from his hometown; One was a surprising shootout specialist for Ken Hitchcock and is a correct answer for #4; The third got a game misconduct in his NHL debut for doing his job too well.)
6) Which 2005 CBJ draft pick refused to sign with the team only to, ironically, finish his career as a Jacket?
7) Which eventual 75-point scorer with the only active NHL franchise newer than the Jackets was once sent to the minors because he came to CBJ camp out of shape?

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Oct 14, 2020

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

DJExile posted:

2 is Hartford

Correct.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

eXXon posted:

Which former CBJ draft pick don't do rebounds?

I originally had drawn up a question about players for Columbus to score in their NHL debut, but I could only remember four of the five (of which he's one) and left it off.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

DJExile posted:

That was going to be at Rickenbacker, wasn't it?

I thought it was supposed to be at Port Columbus/John Glenn, but maybe not.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Zodijackylite posted:

4) RAS dubbed the CBJ "Rangers West" during the 2013 season as, by season's end, six ex-Rags were on their roster. Who were they?
(Hints: five of them had been with the Rangers within the previous two seasons; only one would be reunited with Torts.)

Dubinsky, Anisimov, Erixon, from the Nash trade
Gaborik, from the Gaborik trade
Tyutin, from the Zherdev trade, who somehow played like ten years in Columbus
Prospal, who signed as a UFA and had a deal with the old management to keep going on one-year deals until he retired to a front office position

6) Which 2005 CBJ draft pick refused to sign with the team only to, ironically, finish his career as a Jacket?

I remember this was also a Ranger, but I forget who.

7) Which eventual 75-point scorer with the only active NHL franchise newer than the Jackets was once sent to the minors because he came to CBJ camp out of shape?

Jonathan Audy-Marchessault

edit: Or is it William Karlsson? I think both of them played for CBJ's AHL team.

4 and 7 (Marchessault) are right. Tyutin is/was a pro scout for them now.

You're on the right track with 6.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Hand Knit posted:

I believe this is former Leaf Tim Erixon.

Nope. Hint for this one- he played for the same three teams as Rick Nash, but in the reverse order, and would've reunited with both Nashes had Rick signed with Columbus in 2018-19.


Bring forth the alternate divisions. :getin:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

mentholmoose posted:

Umberger is one of the answers for 5.

Correct. He's from Pittsburgh, but played for the Flyers.

Zodijackylite posted:

I know who this is but I'm gonna pretend he never played for the Rangers.

e: actually, I'll acknowledge this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoqYcyDLJg

sportsgenius86 posted:

Pretty sure 6 is McQuaid

E: refresh your tabs, kids

Yes.

Levitate posted:

Guys sent in the Nash trade obs with Anisimov, Dubinsky, and Erixon.
The Rangers traded Gaborik to Columbus just 9 months after acquiring Nash.
Tyutin had been traded to Columbus awhile back.

Honestly not sure about the 6th. The Rangers had Umberger's rights for a bit but never signed him.

e: eh I see people already answered cuz I'm dumb
I knew Prospal had played for Columbus but forgot he played for them in 2013?

Vinny Prospal was signed in 2011-12 to play on a line with Nash and Carter. Everyone thought he'd be flipped to be a contender at the deadline, but he insisted on staying to see things through and re-upped for a year. Howson promised him a front office job one he hung them up, but Jarmo/JD didn't honor that agreement.

Zodijackylite posted:

I'm trying to figure this one out right now, and I'm trying to deduce who it could be, this is kind of fun. I recall some of this from when I came up with the trivia about which NHL GMs had played pro.

That narrows it down to six guys: Kevyn Adams, Don Waddell, Kevin Cheveldayoff, Bill Armstrong, Jim Benning, and Brad Treliving. I'm going to eliminate Kevyn Adams since I don't think he ever had 200+ PIM.

You're close- it's not Armstrong, but one of the four remaining. (Adams, interestingly enoguh, played for the CBJ, but it's not him.) The Chill were an ECHL team which operated from 1991-99.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Zodijackylite posted:

If it's not Armstrong, then it's gotta be either Chevy or Treliving, or my reasoning is wrong somewhere in that train of thought.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_X4ngDIyFk

Your reasoning is excellent.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Spring Break My Heart posted:

I don't think he was. He was added late in 05-06 season and was gone pretty soon after. Adam Foote was their captain iirc

Fedorov was acquired just after the start of the 2005 season and was traded at the 2008 Deadline to Washington. Adam Foote was Captain, while Fedorov, Nash, and David Vyborny rotated as alternates.

The 08 Deadline saw half the leadership go; after Foote's tantrum and Fedorov was moved, Nash got the C, with Freddy Modin and Mike Peca getting A's.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

DJExile posted:

"Chill Factor" is a great book and you can knock it out in a weekend.

Dear God, this. If you have any interest in behind the scenes life at a hockey team, especially in the minors, do yourself a favor: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chill-factor-david-paitson/1120009781. The book hits how the team came to be, how they were a surprising hit yet had to deal with a bunch of adversity to survive, and how they contributed to the CBJ coming to town, all in spite of OSU. It also takes a dive into the mess between Ohio State, the NHL, and the then-potential arena/sports complex which was kneecapped.

Since we're on the topic, Due to the combination of the Coliseum occasionally being booked for other events, a lack of suitable ice rinks in the city, and :lol: if OSU was going to let them use theirs, the Chill would occasionally be displaced to play home games in two different barns in which Ohio metro area which also had an ECHL team?

AsInHowe posted:

Everything about the Columbus Chill is rad and good. The Blue Jackets need a Chill-themed Stadium Series game.

How many ECHL teams get a spot on a national newscast?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9HrtIfgdos

If time travel is ever a thing, the first thing my rear end is doing is going to a Chill game.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Oct 15, 2020

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

3) Which ESPN personality auditioned to be the CBJ's first TV PBP voice?
(Hint: He lost out to Dan Kelly, who now calls Cawlidge Hawkey for BTN.)

5) Three players who were on the CBJ team which was swept by the Wings in 2009 would play another playoff game with the team in 2014. Name them.
RJ Umberger was answered correctly, Jared Boll took the Game Misconduct for lighting up Kent Huskins(?) in his first game, the former Ranger who was surprisingly good at shootouts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ePHoh1Xik

DJExile posted:

I'm pretty positive they didn't come to Toledo, so it must have been Cincy.


No.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

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Spelling Mitsake posted:

The MSG ceiling is so cool

If I ever go back to New York and another Rangers game, I want to sit in the balcony seats or whatever the ones in the upper bowl that only have like two rows are called.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

MSG sucks, teams play in a train station

By this measure, TD Garden sucks also.

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