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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Draw the infamous FA.2 cataphract class fighter

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

AVLUV-Class Dreadnought Mothership

Designation: The Little Man In The Canoe

The AVLUV-Class Dreadnought Mothership is a mighty leviathan of the void, able to hold countless men inside of her and is capable of launching numerous Oyrbme-class gunships to swarm any hostiles.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2020 23:16

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Elukka posted:

I make spaceships but they are not very funny is this ok

This looks like one of those cool late 70s early 80s space ships

# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 03:59

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

queserasera posted:

Could someone make the outside of my avatar please?

I did

# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 06:02

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Regalingualius posted:

Creating new save file... Please don't close Big Dipper Hamburgers...

File complete! Now loading...

Ahh, space. The final frontier, the unknowable vast horizon, the limitless potential...

Track: The Smell of Sizzling Burgers

What a load of norphshit.

You are Applewhite, the Canid bartender of Big Dipper Hamburgers' most upscale bar. You've been working at the Galaxy's Greatest Burger Joint for roughly five years, now. You don't remember anything of your past before you were "hired". All you know is that you came here with a group of friends one night, had your memory erased at some point, and when you came to, you found out that they stiffed you with an exorbitant bill of over 100,000 credits. Without any way to remember your account details (let alone if you even had enough to pay it off), the owner, Gazzix, press-ganged you into working off the debt.

In that time, you've seen more than your fair share of crazy poo poo happen wherever the Dipper travels to. You're pretty sure no one else would believe half of it if you told them... And you're not sure if even you would believe the other half. Case in point (with apologies to Knot My President):

Tonight is the same as pretty much every other night: slow as hell. It's been hours since your last customer came drunkenly stumbling in, and you're still on shift for the next two and a half cycles.

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