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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



heavy battle contractor Ha'Us Grov'Ar on it's way to the middle eastern quadrant to spread liberty and peace in the Fo'Ray'Nar system.

How long will it take to capture Bagh'dad? 2 days
Will Sad'dam be killed? Yes
Total Irr'Ikkian bug casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Fo'Ray'Nar 5: 3000 trillion dead
Total military casualties United Space of America: 15 dead
Will the Irr'Ikkian bug hives hold the lines? No
Will the hivemind combat drones fight to the end? No
Will mindcontrol/super enzyme weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Sad'dam launch attacks on Fo'Ray'Nar 3? Yes
Will Sad'dam launch attacks on Fo'Ray'Nar 1? No
-If yes; will Fo'Ray'Nar 1 retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Sad'dam sacrifice Bagh'dad (laser bombardment/feed it to the Great Maw of the Green Sands)? No
Will Fo'Ray'Nar 3 make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Fo'Ray'Nar 9 do anything silly like try for a moon? Yes
Will Sad'dam burn the omnispice fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Fo'Ray'Nar 5? ~15 years
Will the Fo'Ray'Nar 5 war catalyze increased bug attacks in Space America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the galaxy? Good

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