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Jinh: Sep 12, 2008; Fun Shoe

Orange Carlisle posted:

How is he still making 560 a month from Patreon

Did all of those people forget they were giving money to him

A lot of it, almost certainly yes. I have never subbed on his patron but I have subbed to others and they're all taken out of the bank at the same time in a lump sum. I don't get a big message, 15 bucks just evaporates at the start of the month. Over time people will prune him out, but it will take years.

E: using this top of page post to say close this thread and goldmine please.

Jinh fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Oct 16, 2020

# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:46

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The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

The Patreon was at USD 510+ earlier this week and now it's USD564, it seems that people are actually sending him cash to be a useless pos who contributes nothing at all, which is one of those world mysteries that should be put up on the History Channel

# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:17

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Snow Cone Capone posted:

He's already turning into a martyr/figurehead for the hordes of losers who think the same way, you can see it in the sycophantic Facebook comments cropping up on his timeline. These people have zero investment in Lowtax's life now that he's out of SA, but they're still lining up to sniff his rear end in a top hat and lament those horrible golddiggers who definitely conspired to steal away his crippling tax debt, tacky McMansion and leased sports car.

how pathetic does a dude have to be to consider a wife-beating junkie sobbing into his pizza from a website he's barely been involved in the last 10 years an alpha

anyway how many calls to fragmaster about totally doing Doom House 2 man have been sent straight to voicemail the last couple of months

# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:19

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

The Saddest Rhino posted:

The Patreon was at USD 510+ earlier this week and now it's USD564, it seems that people are actually sending him cash to be a useless pos who contributes nothing at all, which is one of those world mysteries that should be put up on the History Channel

the Chud Bump.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:20

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Permaban Lowtax so this is all verboten off site drama.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:35

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

maybe there should be one quarantine thread somewhere for people who just cant stop screen shotting and obsessively talking about all lowtax's dumb posts on facebook and it should be strictly forbidden everywhere else

# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:38

Inept: Jul 8, 2003

and anyone who posts in that thread gets banned

# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:51

Stoner Sloth: Apr 2, 2019

hakimashou posted:

As much as clueless or sanctimonious foreigners like to pretend it isn't, using a term for female anatomy as an insult is misogynistic.

'Sanctimonious foreigners' is xenophobic language. Mods???

It's also hilarious in its misunderstanding of the word sanctimonious since that would be people trying to control the use of a word that is no more offensive or gendered than 'cock' simply because it upsets their delicate and prudish North American sensitivities :qq:

I say let us Aussies have our c*nt and eat it too because otherwise we should be slapping the cocks out of all of your mouths and I don't think this site will survive banning discussions about dicks due to lack of content.

Seriously though, goldmine this thread and before you do, one more time:

gently caress you Lowtax, you're a pathetic sack of poo poo.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 03:15

Modulo16: Feb 12, 2014; "Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

I like this thread

# ? Oct 16, 2020 03:28

Johnny Joestar: Oct 21, 2010; Don't shoot him?

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someone please close the thread before more australians have weird meltdowns

# ? Oct 16, 2020 03:29

Stoner Sloth: Apr 2, 2019

Johnny Joestar posted:

someone please close the thread before more australians have weird meltdowns

yeah, this

# ? Oct 16, 2020 03:40

Kingo Ligma: Aug 24, 2019

Ups_rail posted:

Richard is above all else lazy. I am shocked at his ability to put in effort in regards to manipulating/abusing women but that seems to be it.

1) he couldnt write articles on a set schedual
2) he couldnt do a pod cast on a set schedual
3) he cant stream video game on a set schedual
4) he cant file his immigrant wifes papers on a set schedual
5) he chose to drink on stream rather than spend time with his daughter

He yells on facebook how all the patreon money went away. Even though he did nothing

Also to the goon that mentioned integral like back in 2008 some version of sass found her and she talked about him on the forum. The site is now defunct as is all offshoot versions of sass.

All she really talked about was how all his energy went into the website (god I wonder when he checked out) she had no mega bombs.

Goddamn you treat the word "schedule" the way lowtax treats spouses.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 03:41

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

The Saddest Rhino posted:

The Patreon was at USD 510+ earlier this week and now it's USD564, it seems that people are actually sending him cash to be a useless pos who contributes nothing at all, which is one of those world mysteries that should be put up on the History Channel

Snow Cone Capone posted:

they're still lining up to sniff his rear end in a top hat

Mystery solved

# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:02

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Yeah, won't someone think of the poor Aussies and their right to use a specific word :jerkbag:

You have command of the entire english language, use a different word.

And yet I'd rather still have this argument for the rest of time than have Lowtax back for even a second.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:28

John Mirra: Dec 18, 2005

The Saddest Rhino posted:

The Patreon was at USD 510+ earlier this week and now it's USD564, it seems that people are actually sending him cash to be a useless pos who contributes nothing at all, which is one of those world mysteries that should be put up on the History Channel

That only translates to like one extra Goldbelly cookie.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:41

Stoner Sloth: Apr 2, 2019

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Yeah, won't someone think of the poor Aussies and their right to use a specific word You have command of the entire english language, use a different word.

And yet I'd rather still have this argument for the rest of time than have Lowtax back for even a second.

RIP America, thought of c*nts and died.

Totally agree with your second line though, at least we can be united globally in agreeing that Lowtax is a complete piece of poo poo.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:44

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Americans get to use 'fanny', you can put up with a few matters of other countries

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:48

SRQ: Nov 9, 2009

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

how pathetic does a dude have to be to consider a wife-beating junkie sobbing into his pizza from a website he's barely been involved in the last 10 years an alpha

anyway how many calls to fragmaster about totally doing Doom House 2 man have been sent straight to voicemail the last couple of months

That's the only kind of Alpha there is.
Literally, the whole reason we have that concept is because of broken-brained wolves that weren't properly socialized being confused and scared. It's entirely fitting that human alphas are equally confused, scared, and unable to socialize.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:53