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I love shooting water up my rear end but how do you avoid getting your underpants wet later when the water drips out of your rear end in a top hat? I wipe but the TP can only go so far in
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i am just nude at all times and drip water from my anus hole wherever I go at a steady pace
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Oct 14, 2020 07:19
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if you try and make me change the pace at which the water drips from my rear end i will murder you with no impunity
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Oct 14, 2020 07:20
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start living in a lake like a merperson and you'll never notice the rear end drips
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Oct 14, 2020 07:21
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i will use blades and bullets, shot from guns, the bullets not the blades, and the I will use fire and nuclear weapons on your body and mind if you even so much as attempt to suggest perhaps I could change the rhythm of the dripping of water from my rectal cavity
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Oct 14, 2020 07:21
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I like the bidets that shoot hot coffee up your butt.
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Oct 14, 2020 07:21
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you have to get one that blows you after it licks your rear end, op
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Oct 14, 2020 07:21
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gently caress you rear end in a top hat
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Oct 14, 2020 07:22
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Vegetable posted:I love shooting water up my rear end but how do you avoid getting your underpants wet later when the water drips out of your rear end in a top hat? I wipe but the TP can only go so far in Just let it happen, kinda a warm squishy butt feeling. Feels as good as pooing your pants but it's just not smelly just wet.
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Oct 14, 2020 07:23
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Sid Vicious posted:gently caress you rear end in a top hat Hey now. Let's not get crude.
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Oct 14, 2020 07:23
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Fartington Butts posted:Hey now. Let's not get crude. lol
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Oct 14, 2020 07:25
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Sid, would you kindly quantify the rate at which the fluid leaks from your butt? It's for science.
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Oct 14, 2020 07:41
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Fanelien posted:Sid, would you kindly quantify the rate at which the fluid leaks from your butt? It's for science. a steady rate
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Oct 14, 2020 07:43
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my sink is on the opposite side of the bathroom from my toilet so i would probably hook up the ice-cold water that the fills the toilet to the bidet eventually the positive punishment should teach me to not poop anymore at all
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Oct 14, 2020 08:06
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Put a maxipad in your undies OP.
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Vegetable posted:I love shooting water up my rear end but how do you avoid getting your underpants wet later when the water drips out of your rear end in a top hat? I wipe but the TP can only go so far in Just kidding - the answer is tampons, that's what they're really for.
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Oct 14, 2020 08:21
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Sid Vicious posted:a steady rate That's a qualifier, not a quantifier, you God drat imbecile
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Oct 14, 2020 08:23
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Happy bidet, op.
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Oct 14, 2020 09:34
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Sid Vicious posted:i am just nude at all times and drip water from my anus hole wherever I go at a steady pace Hes real easy to find
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Oct 14, 2020 10:21
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Joe Bidet
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Oct 14, 2020 11:10
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Bidets seem pretty cool but is there ever a toilet that uses suction? So it can literally suck the poo poo out of your rear end in a top hat? Seems like it would feel cool
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Oct 14, 2020 11:21
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Just use the plunger on your butt
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Oct 14, 2020 11:37
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Hire me, I’m cheaper than a plunger
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Oct 14, 2020 11:40
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I had one of those electric ones when i lived in japan in the early 2000s. It was a bit much, so to speak. A bit of a shock to the system.
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Oct 14, 2020 12:56
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Never had the pleasure of trying one
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Oct 14, 2020 13:49
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water bill would go through the roof if i could shoot it in my rear end
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Oct 14, 2020 13:52
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I use a bidet at least once a day and I don’t think I’ve ever had water drip out of my rear end later on. Sounds like you guys got some loose b-holes or something. Maybe work those kegels a little?
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Oct 14, 2020 13:53
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Spoken like someone that's never had anything in their rear end, op. Spread and wipe, this isn't hard you dipshit.
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Oct 14, 2020 13:54
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Keep a hairdryer next to your toilet, op. Ride the heat wave
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Oct 14, 2020 14:56
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Noooo Jose is gonna come in here and go on and on about his stupid bidet he got
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Oct 14, 2020 15:09
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This is my bidet
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Oct 14, 2020 15:28
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in like the philippines and singapore instead of a bidet they have like a little showerhead water gun next to the toilet for you to spray your rear end with. the water is always cold and its terrible aanyway my thought on bidets IS: if theres poo poo on the floor you wouldn't just wipe it up with paper right? why's that okay for your rear end? Think About It
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Oct 14, 2020 15:31
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II mention the water shooter thing, because thats probably better for shooting water up your rear end than a bidet, if you really wanna shoot water up your rear end (no judging)
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Oct 14, 2020 15:37
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cubivore posted:
If there's poo poo on the floor I would actually probably pick it up with a wad of tp (assuming it's solid) and then spray and clean with a rag. I'm not going to spray it with a hose onto another section of the floor. Not saying I'm against bidets, but I do wipe and then bleach my butthole every time I take a #2.
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Oct 14, 2020 16:03
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Bidets are effective
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Oct 14, 2020 16:14
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my wifes bidet made me gay, now i'm legally unable to be within 400 yards of a Super Soaker
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Oct 14, 2020 16:40
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There's a Joe Biden/Bidet joke somewhere but it needs some workshoping. Joe Bideten?
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Oct 14, 2020 17:01
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I bought one of those super cheap bidet attachments and it's been a game changer, for sure. Looking forward to when it gets cold and I have to endure freezing temperatures for a cleaner feel.
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Oct 14, 2020 17:09
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if you can't handle having a cold wet taint, then you don't deserve the satisfaction of a perfectly clean bhole
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Jasus Christ posted:If there's poo poo on the floor I would actually probably pick it up with a wad of tp (assuming it's solid) and then spray and clean with a rag. I'm not going to spray it with a hose onto another section of the floor. you're not spraying the poo poo out of your rear end though. unless... it should've already dropped out of your rear end, into the toilet, and oyu are bideting the resulting leftover poo poo residue (equivalent to you then spraying) and then hopefully wiping your rear end, with the toilet paper also you're supposed to still use TP even with a bidet though some do come with dryer attachments. if you don't I guess enjoy wet rear end
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