What, exactly, is the oldest trick in the book?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What, exactly, is the oldest trick in the book?

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

FlocksOfMice posted:

Hitting your brother with a rock in the back of the head when you tell him to look over there

it's actually convincing someone that this fancy forbidden fruit will make them equals to god

a close second involves draping a bunch of goat furs over yourself so your blind idiot dad mistakes you for your hirsute (werewolf?) older brother and grants you the firstborn's inheritance

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