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mojo1701a posted:A lot of business valuation is complete bullshit, but I will believe the story that Twitter lost billions of dollars in value because the word "Tweet" and bird logo are no longer being used and replaced with something generic. It's now "X", and tweets are now posts, like every other social media network. Christ, yeah, I know twitter kind of sucked, but it was ALSO very helpful for many, especially when it came to verified news accounts. In extreme examples, journalists in war-torn areas of the middle-east were able to get news out quickly and securely using it. He took something that legit worked but needed some help and then just melted it into the ground because he's really, really stupid.
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Ghostlight posted:I used to be Chinese so I know a little about the three blades I need to speak to someone who knows about the four Wudu. Did you see a black car that day?
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This just made me realize that Jorp is the fireblu of people.
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For once, I read the tweet not in his voice. Then I realized he would've said "black dudes" in his weird hosed up Kermit way, and  "Blayack dyewds"
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Ghostlight posted:couldn't have foreseen that jorp only values black men when they're singing and dancing for him. maybe he should just use the m word. Y’know, I never wanted to be the type of poster on any platform or network that just quotes someone and says "THIS" (and those loving tiktoks are the worst), but goddamn... this.
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Halisnacks posted:
I love this thread, but this would be a strong win in my book. Also, there's always youtube. Isn't that where he put his "moralists" video threat or whatever it was?
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The impression is bordering on some sort of weak Irish accent, but otherwise, A+. The best impression was whoever did those voiceovers for those videos where I think it just would show a still image of either Rogan or Jorp, whoever was speaking at the time, and they'd have some sort of bullshit stupid argument. That impression (maybe it was AI?) was scary accurate. Even the Rogan impression.
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Oh he bernt all right. Edit: what in the jeezly gently caress is this snipe, goddamn.
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:can we summarize some of this thread for me? Jorp sucks. He hates trans people. He's argumentative down to a fault, usually just because. He can't decipher maps. He gets constantly owned on Twitter because he buys into the dumbest poo poo, like assuming fetish porn was some sort of nefarious Chinese plot, and not.... y'know, fetish porn. He wrote about how much of a loser one of his actual patients was as she was discussing being sexually assaulted. Even if it was anonymously, he still sucks for doing it. He believes people with addictions are weak, and yet BENZOS. He openly admitted to thinking about throwing a young child across a playground because the kid was lightly antagonizing his daughter. He dreams of his grandmother's pubes. Ok, I whatever, you can't necessarily control your dreams. But don't loving TELL people other than your therapist about it. In terms of this thread, it's all about discussing these things as they happen or are admitted by him, and a poo poo load of excellent tall bart edits. Jfc, those are gold.
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The Fattest PI posted:Jorp based his life's work on Jung, but as it turns out Jung was a nazi-sympathizing joke. Yet i still have to take "what color is your personality" tests at work based on his absolute horseshit. So I know how best to communicate with other people. When I finish the course, they mail these giant coloured foam lego things that you're supposed to arrange on your desk so people know what colour YOU are so they know how to communicate with you. I work for the federal govt and about 5 years ago, we had that test. A bunch of us brought into a boardroom and given the day-long presentation. Guy seemed nice, knowledgeable about what he was there to present. And while it seemed kind of weird when the write-up came back with a very VERY accurate description of myself down to a T (I finally answered questions honestly, rather than 'how I'd like to see myself'), we also got the foam Lego blocks. I still have them (my kids play with them), but we were never told we had to show them off at our desk. And how useful is it that I have no clue which colour means what at this point. Like other than the broad strokes, I've forgotten all of that stuff.
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Neito posted:IT felt like it described you because they're all banum statements: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnum_effect Y’know, I'm a staunch opponent of "psychics" and I completely hate that charlatan "shotgun reading" bullshit, but I hate more that I fell for this.  I literally didn't think that's what they were doing. Christ. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Sep 22, 2023 |
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Piell posted:Does this do anything for you? Is that the Enterprise?
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Hey look, it's my most hated tweet. His phrasing is just as awful and awkward as the fact that he's praising musk.
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BigBadSteve posted:A link to the actual Tweet was never posted. If it was satire it was well done though. The "go to hell" was real, but it wasn't towards the Sesame Street worm, but rather someone I think giving general well wishes to trans people or a trans organization. Y'know, jorp being jorp. Anyway, holy gently caress, I didn't know anything about this Gariepy gently caress. This is insane.
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Jorp: Clean your room, get your house in order. Most guys: yeah! Jorp: hey, this pronoun stuff is getting out of hand Fewer, but still a lot of guys: yeah! gently caress pronouns! Jorp: did you know that trans people shouldn't exist? A much smaller amount of guys: hey, uhhhh... Yeah, I agree but like.... Remember when this was all about cleaning your room and stuff? Jorp: we are all lobsters, and *tears up* furthermore... Almost everyone left: 
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Samovar posted:That's the thing, though; he opened with the loving lobster poo poo, and he had people slobbering all over him like Musk has right now. It does seem that a lot of the drop-off came when he coma'd himself. Even the fanboys couldn't get behind someone in a vegetative state. Yeah, I realize now that I got the order wrong, but it would severely damage my psyche and general mental well-being if I looked into it any further. That's likely why Jorp has gone off the deep-end; he has to deal with Jorp 24/7. Maybe the coma was his way of just getting a break from himself. 
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What the absolute unholy crunchy gently caress....
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I AM GRANDO posted:Knights of Ahedonia I appreciate the gently caress out of this, goddamn.
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Songbearer posted:Knights of Crydonia This is a very good alternate take.
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I'm (east coast) Canadian as gently caress and I can't stand the way he talks. Not just his Kermit tone but his pronunciation. I mean, the fact that I hate everything he stands for probably factors into this.
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Songbearer posted:What is wrong Oh, did he give up that writing shtick, now that he's really upset? 
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Jinkeloid posted:Dunno if its "cursed", there's thing called hate watching ya know. While Sons of Anarchy and Dexter have soured me entirely on hate-watching anything anymore, I feel it's generally good to at least be aware of the publicly-known broke-brained tools like Tucker and Fucker here. It's like a 'know your enemy' type of thing I guess, without being as dramatic.
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Bunch of people on twitter are saying it's fake and I can't seem to find it. Like I want to believe he's raging at Elmo, because I see that as yet another nail in his career's coffin, but I don't believe it is.
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Mister Speaker posted:If (when) he loses his license, is there any chance it opens him up to a litany of malpractice lawsuits? There's probably some sort of statute from the last time he had a legit patient and when his license is revoked or not renewed or whatever the gently caress is going on, that's in effect. Does anyone know when the last time he actually was a practicing..... whatever the gently caress he even is? I truly don't remember if it's a psychologist, psychiatrist, or whatever, and I mean this with every fiber of my being, I don't care to learn.
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emSparkly posted:Well it was mediocre but I believe at least one kid asked for it but their parents got them Spot on the NES instead. That one is just 4 player reversi. Words cannot accurately describe the disappointment I felt when I rented that. This is AFTER I had played the Genesis version at a friend's house.
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No. 6 posted:Coma coma coma coma coma chameleon "He says 'bucko' He says 'buckoooo-oooo-ooooo'"
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Tighclops posted:no, he's Evil Beakman I know we're doing polar opposites here, but I still feel like this is a slight against Beakman, which I cannot abide, bucko 
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