Jordan Peterson is Back: Incelsior!

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Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

feelix posted:

Because they're too square to smoke weed

I wish you were joking but it�s this

They think weed is a drug for minorities

# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 05:02

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:13

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

abigserve posted:

a lot of CSPAM/DnD don't believe in democracy anymore, not in a "wow our democracy sucks" way but in a "most of the population is literally too stupid to vote" way

Trump is President and you disagree with their assessment?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 17:52

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Allow me to rephrase: 60+ million people voted for Donald Trump, and people still believe democracy works?

Democrats also chose a rightwing rear end in a top hat over basic healthcare and education in the Democratic primaries. Twice.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 17:58

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

What was left of American �Democracy� was thoroughly crushed under the boot of capital decades ago. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_totalitarianism

Inverted totalitarianism�s (American fascism) power relies on the divide and conquer strategy of radical individualism to the point where consensus reality doesn�t even exist anymore. Everything becomes commodified at the expense of human wellbeing, solidarity, etc. Marx was 100% correct about this 150 years ago. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marx%27s_theory_of_alienation

piratepilates posted:

I really hesitate to ask this but what system would you want to enact (magically let's say, like a genie's wish) that would do a better job?

I would do the Soviet model updated for the 21st century. https://www.cambridge.org/core/books/socialist-planning/80A1C337AD2ACF7BF4365BA2A1090363

# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 18:27

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

I started smoking cigarettes when I was 15 and quit cold turkey when I was 24.

The first week is a bitch, but cold turkey is the only way you�re going to quit that poo poo. I tried everything else.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 20:52

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOTMZ5A-9kg

# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 20:46

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

BillyBlanks posted:

Believe all of what ? That the forums are full of absolute weak stock that follows the wind when it comes to social issues? That just because spouting bullshit you half believe about supporting LGBT rights or whatever while doing nothing in the actual physical world about it isn't a virtue but rather evidence that you have no virtue, much less a spine ?

And also I've never choked while deepthroating a corndog because I practice all the time.

Will you just gently caress off already

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 00:50

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Imagine having all the knowledge in the world with a click of a button on google and of all the brilliant minds out there you chose Jordan loving Peterson, a rightwing junkie with a perverse fixation on racial IQ, misogyny, and transphobia on steroids

Good poo poo you moron

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 00:53

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

BillyBlanks posted:

Then feel free to gently caress right off, oval office

BillyBlanks posted:

In response to your previous question: Your mom sucks a mean dick

This is genuinely more sad than it is pathetic now

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 01:14

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

A guy who has been on an information house like SA for 20 years still ended up a Jorp CHUD

It�s genuinely sad

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 01:17

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

BillyBlanks posted:

The amount of people that are supporters of that guy dwarf the total population of this lovely dead forum by orders of magnitude. This bullshit about "OMG WE FOUND A RARE PERSON WHO LIKES PETERSON" only makes sense when I remember that you spend all your time circle jerking on SA.

As we know from basic human history popularity does not determine right and wrong

Like dude this is middle school poo poo

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 01:24

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

BillyBlanks posted:

You can't even fuckin read. I said that means it's not rare.

You are boasting about a reactionary rear end in a top hat having more followers than SA has users as if it�s an affirmation on the validity of Jorp�s bullshit you seemingly love so much

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 01:31

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

BillyBlanks posted:

No it's not an affirmation of anything except that it's pretty fuckin stupid to act like finding a JBP supporter 'in the wild' is some astronomical lottery win. It's only in this shithole that you'll find nothing but support for all the misinformation and misinterpretation, because it's an echo chamber for loving morons.

You seem erratically unwell, just like every Jorp supporter I�ve encountered. Is it the adult virginity?

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 01:38

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Malkina_ fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Oct 23, 2020

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 01:41

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

assuming he�s not full of poo poo about having one, do you think he�s teaching his family about �Racial IQs� ?

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 01:48

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

BillyBlanks posted:

in response to being called a bigot

Oh my loving god :five:

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 01:53

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Justifying gendered and misogynistic slurs as a response against condemnation of bigotry is peak Jorp brain

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 01:55

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

At least I�ve had some unlike Jorp manchildren

Pro tip: you�re much more likely to get laid when you don�t view women as inherently inferior to men like Jorp does

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 01:58

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

BillyBlanks posted:

I'm far from perfect but I'm raising well adjusted kids, so the rest is gravy. They've got no hate in their hearts and neither do I. except for SA forum members.

Just keep the �racial IQ� stuff to a minimum with yourself and the imaginary family in your head thanks

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 02:07

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

BillyBlanks posted:

If you think about that real hard, there's a clue about how much I give a gently caress what you think

Okay but women, trans people, and minorities demanding equality are not the reason why society is falling apart like Jorp�s grifting career insists on

Our society is falling apart because democracy has effectively been crushed under the boot of capital for decades

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 02:17

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

His popularity came about because he whined about trans people being added to an already existing workplace harrasment bill that covered a host of other minorities. According to him this meant all the trans people are coming to destroy your jobs because you misgendered them once, instead of the reality where if you're a bullying piece of poo poo who deliberately and consistently misgender a trans coworker you deserve to lose your job like any other workplace bully.

He sells generic self-help garbage in an alt-right wrapper. Typical Tony Robbins poo poo but with a heaping of "This means you additionally shouldn't care about or do anything progressive." He purports to care about "rationality" and "logic" but like most people who push that inane self-aggrandizing bullshit it just means he ignores the medical and scientific consensus on trans people and thinks people should instead force the government and society to be beholden to their middleschool health class comprehension of human reproductive bio while ignoring every single shred of evidence that proves them wrong.

He complains about "PC culture" and other such dogwhistles like "cultural Marxism" because like most bigots he believes freedom of speech that degrades minorities is more important than the rights of those minorities to speak out or be protected in society.

Essentially he provided the alt-right with a clear blueprint on how to make intellectual laziness and stagnant mental development seem "smart."

He is typical anti-academia despite being a professor, he whines about universities being breeding grounds for "radical leftist thought" despite the fact that they're bland liberalism at most, while his disciples regularly ignore the irony that this foppish, intellectually round-about knob with questionable ability to articulate his superficial beliefs is the epitome of the vacuous meandering academic preening they hate so much.

He's pulled the "minorities are plagued by an attitude of victimhood" card which as we all know is just thinly veiled bigotry essentially labeling oppressed people whiners and crybabies for daring to speak out, even though speaking out, performing activism, and attempting to politically alter oppressive systems is the opposite of laziness. Basically just believing that if he whines about how oppressed white people are it's a just cause, but when anyone else does it, it's a "victimhood complex."

In the meantime he sells his generic self-help drivel that contradicts virtually everything he says or how he lives his life because it asserts typical right-wing self-sustainability and conformist self-responsibility, despite being written by a drug addicted moron who eats like a loving eight year old who hates vegetables and lives in filth.

He claims women have not been oppressed throughout history, believes that Islamophobia is a "fascist" phrase (who the gently caress even knows where he got that from), consistently denies the reality of arbitrary gender roles and the gender/sex dichotomy (which again, is him disagreeing with experts in fields he has zero experience or education in), and last but not least all of this is motivated by his milksop, weak-rear end Christian bent which is the true source of his beliefs. His intellectual posturing and nonstop incompetent "debates" are essentially nothing but a man who used his academic experience and knowledge of rhetoric to purport that his mediocre right wing ideals are actually born of an understanding of "reality," birthed from practicality and science, rather than the fact that he's just a boring rear end typical religious bigot who learned how to exploit complete and total gullible idiots like Mnoba into thinking their utterly facile moral cowardice and total social uselessness is somehow a strength.

He's nothing but a figurehead who exists to provide the illusion to alt-right simpletons that their brainless beliefs they've likely held the majority of their lives were gained from careful consideration of the world, versus the reality where right-wing people are basically infants with extremely lacking theory of mind and a total, blithering incomprehension of the complexity of human nature and social structures.

What he said

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 13:32

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Zeta Acosta posted:

one of the funniest things about peterson is the fact that when his wife needed him the most because she had loving cancer instead of being a respectable man WHO CLEAN HIS ROOM he fried his brain with benzos

Doesn�t getting addicted to benzos make Peterson a �loving pussy� and a �oval office� by BillyBlanks� logic?

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 16:08

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:13

Malkina_: May 13, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

thehandtruck posted:

But anyway back to JP. Here's the question I ask every one of his fans and haven't gotten a response yet. I don't even mean a "good" response, I mean it will literally end the conversation instantly and there won't be a response at all. Hopefully you can help me out. Why do you think the alt-right, far-right, outright nazis like him? And I'm not saying you are someone in those groups. I'm also not saying that it's his fault, because supposedly you can't control who your fans are right? But what they you think they see in him that they don't see in anyone else? It's interesting because if I noticed that in a poll that showed the majority of people who prefer strawberry icecream have a goatee, I would want to try and figure out what is it about strawberry icecream that attracts people with goatees. I tend to focus on things like that a lot. If I saw nazis were categorically more interested in iphones I would want to know why.

They like Jorp�s scientific racism and misogyny

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 17:24

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