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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Why do you think that, OP?

Anyway gently caress this Peter Madsen guy I hope he has nightmares of submarines for the rest of his life

e: they have their own Älcäträz, on an island, unfortunately that island is Zealand

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Oct 20, 2020

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Crespolini posted:

He loved submarines, OP.

How do you know? Are you him?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Colonel Cancer posted:

I await the first space rocket murderer with anticipation. And no those shuttle qc guys don't count, it's gotta be a real one, in space!

I'm testing out my homemade space shuttle next Friday if you'd be interested in reporting on that

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Colonel Cancer posted:

Sounds too low earth orbit, chump.

That's it now I'm going to kill you even if you don't enter my one-way space shuttle

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Torquemada posted:

The o.g submarine murderer thread mentioned that chilling out and playing Playstation are the two main activities in Danish prisons, and that prisoners don’t serve anything close to a whole life tariff even for barbecuing cub scouts; basically as far from a supermax as you can imagine.

If you'd read the rest of that thread you'd realize that you're confusing Denmark with Norway, Denmark is pretty right-wing, although not as much as the US

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



GABA ghoul posted:

IRC it was never conclusively proven that he did it. There were theories that a hatch dropped on her head and she fell apart into separate body parts from the impact

Many such cases, happened to several unfortunate women just as I was giving them a tour of my basement

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I can't even get mentally ill women to fall in love with me

I haven't raped, murdered, OR dismembered anyone, come on

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You laugh but Marc Dutroux, notorious Belgian Walloon child murderer, gets quite a few love letters as well

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




If only he hadn't survived

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I don't think he was dissing frumpykvetchbot, just saying that Peter BADsen is a goon.

But that's an unfair comparison, (male) goons don't get attention from women

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



He actually has a PS5 but they gave gim a suboptimal controller

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm going to murder Peter Madsen in an open field and then claim an anvil fell on him, in an unfortunate accident.

Note to mods: I will not actually do this.

Note to fellow goons: PM me if you want in on my murder gang

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Lima posted:

I think he says something like Go Away (gå væk) but it's hard to hear. It sounds like he isn't used to running :v:

This is cool I can just say 'ga weg' and Danes will understand me

NO sexy Danish women's volleyball team you can't stay the night here, I don't care that you're all promiscuous and forgot to pack spare clothes

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Already one goon is willing to join my murder tabletop gang

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Tbh you made Peter Badsen sound cooler than he is

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