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Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

This thread is for all the girls in BYOB to talk about girly things.

What makes me a girl?

- Saying that you are (enbies also welcome!)

What kind of girly things can we talk about?

- Pretty clothes
- Changing tyres
- Arts and crafts
- Riding ponies
- Riding fighter jets
- Shredding down a halfpipe on your inline skates ending in a sick 630 flip finishing with a slam dunk
- Anything else that you do while being a girl

# ? Oct 20, 2020 22:34

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:40

idiotsavant

tee hee im just girlishly picking my nose boogers and pooping in my pants, its the kind of stuff us girls love to do!!!

# ? Oct 20, 2020 22:46

Bingo Bango

Drinking a beer and sanitizing my menstrual cup

# ? Oct 20, 2020 22:51

idiotsavant

sometimes it sucks to be a girl you know. Like my little kid brother dumped a whole jar of cranberry beans in front of my bedroom door AGAIN this morning and it took so long to count them all that I was late to school. AGAIN. And dont even get me started about leaving the hose running across the front porch. Girl life is tough!!

# ? Oct 20, 2020 22:54

idiotsavant

lol dumbass danes think they can mess with a girl well what do you think now that I tore 40 of your huscarls in twain and ate half your cattle. bet you dont want to gently caress with a girl now

# ? Oct 20, 2020 22:59

xcheopis

I'm awful at craft stuff but am excellent at lab work. :shrug:

Haven't worn skirts in years! I liked the floor length swirly skirts, though. So cute with pantaloons.

# ? Oct 20, 2020 22:59

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xcheopis posted:

I'm awful at craft stuff but am excellent at lab work.

We all have different skills and I bet you're great at making the things blow up (or not blow up, as needed)

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# ? Oct 20, 2020 23:06

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

looking beautiful while eating a french fry, batting my eyelashes at the fries

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# ? Oct 21, 2020 00:26

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

*twirls moustache and screeches in a high falsetto*: 'I'M A LADY'

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Oct 21, 2020 00:29

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

me as well

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# ? Oct 21, 2020 00:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

hey girrrrrrrrls :sissies:

finally a thread for us. No ding dongs allowed

# ? Oct 21, 2020 01:16

xcheopis

I do need to get back into skincare stuff. Also, if I can't get my hair trimmed soon, I shall go mad.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 01:28

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I'm getting a haircut in a week, unfortunately two days after I'm supposed to be part of a big marathon reading organized by a group I've been intimidated and starstruck by for forever. That's ok though, I'll wear being shaggy and feral looking as a badge of pride.

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# ? Oct 21, 2020 01:44

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Something about a man with cheese grater abs really just gets me hot under the collar, I just wanna rip his shirt off and start gratin cheese right off those abs.

I like when a man with cheese grater abs takes me out to a nice Italian dinner and the server comes over with the fresh parmesan for my pasta and asks if I would like any. I say yes and JUMP across the table and rip my dates shirt off and make the server grate it on his abs, right there. it gets all over the place and when the server asks "enough?" i just say "more" and "slower" and "give him a little kiss"

# ? Oct 21, 2020 01:47

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

does the waiter usually kiss him

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# ? Oct 21, 2020 01:51

City of Glompton

idiotsavant posted:

lol dumbass danes think they can mess with a girl well what do you think now that I tore 40 of your huscarls in twain and ate half your cattle. bet you dont want to gently caress with a girl now

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Oct 21, 2020 02:10

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

How Wonderful! posted:

does the waiter usually kiss him

usually

# ? Oct 21, 2020 02:32

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

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# ? Oct 21, 2020 02:42

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

Evil Bob posted:

Something about a man with cheese grater abs really just gets me hot under the collar, I just wanna rip his shirt off and start gratin cheese right off those abs.

I like when a man with cheese grater abs takes me out to a nice Italian dinner and the server comes over with the fresh parmesan for my pasta and asks if I would like any. I say yes and JUMP across the table and rip my dates shirt off and make the server grate it on his abs, right there. it gets all over the place and when the server asks "enough?" i just say "more" and "slower" and "give him a little kiss"

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# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:36

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I'm sorry this is weighing too heavily on my conscience for me to continue this charade. I'm not a girl.

I do like taking fragrant baths and scents and candles and stuff though which are generally considered girly things by relics of the past who revel in gender stereotypes

That being said I will respect the boundaries of this thread from here on out :toxx:

# ? Oct 21, 2020 18:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

so long pretender :biglips:

# ? Oct 21, 2020 18:09

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

I'm an nb baby wearing a skirt around the house :c00l:

e: also thinking about what nail polish to do next because my Halloween one is peeling off already

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Oct 21, 2020 18:18

Android Blues

*cracks knuckles to post in the thread* if she breathe she a girl

# ? Oct 21, 2020 18:21

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Android Blues posted:

*cracks knuckles to post in the thread* if she breathe she a girl

# ? Oct 21, 2020 18:22

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

Freshened up my toes today, now they all purdy :sparkles:

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# ? Oct 21, 2020 18:56

Gluten Free Dad

my dad used to call me a Big Girl's Blouse and I am the Ladies Expert at my local Mason's Lodge so i hereby pronounce myself King Woman

# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:14

Android Blues

Gluten Free Dad posted:

my dad used to call me a Big Girl's Blouse and I am the Ladies Expert at my local Mason's Lodge so i hereby pronounce myself King Woman

*drawing my mascara from its sheathe* Sic Semper King Woman

# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:18

Gluten Free Dad

Android Blues posted:

*drawing my mascara from its sheathe* Sic Semper King Woman

*draws two Lynx Africa spray cans from holsters that were previously hidden by his The Matrix trenchcoat*

Shall we proceed fair maiden

# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:54

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

Android Blues posted:

*drawing my mascara from its sheathe* Sic Semper King Woman

You have my nail file

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# ? Oct 21, 2020 19:56

Bingo Bango

Rarity posted:

You have my nail file

And my wallet chain

# ? Oct 21, 2020 22:37

Finger Prince

Asked my boyfriend to stop at the drugstore on the way home and grab me some pads because I got a cup of this blue liquid and girrrrl I gotta pour that poo poo out on something absorbent!

# ? Oct 22, 2020 02:16

Android Blues

blue liquid courier is late this month and babes, my pouring hand is getting the DTs. need a pour quick and i don't care how or onto what

# ? Oct 22, 2020 02:31

Android Blues

Gluten Free Dad posted:

*draws two Lynx Africa spray cans from holsters that were previously hidden by his The Matrix trenchcoat*

Shall we proceed fair maiden

# ? Oct 22, 2020 02:32

Manifisto

hi gals, the other night I had such a scare. a group of men came close to figuring out what we actually do when we go to the ladies room together(!!) naturally I deployed the unconsciousness and memory eraser gasses as quickly as I could and nipped that right in the bud, but what a fright! one of these days somebody is going to have to use those other drugs, and I don't look forward to it, except out of a morbid curiosity I guess.

# ? Oct 22, 2020 02:41