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Knorrren posted:From their website, a maniacal Santa lugging a decrepit panda through the snow. He got stranded in the wilderness so he had to kill the reindeer and hollow them out for warmth
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Seth Pecksniff posted:why do I want my house to look like an 1850s frontier Christmas cabin An 1850s frontier cabin would be dignified in its utilitarianism though
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Seth Pecksniff posted:why do I want my house to look like an 1850s frontier Christmas cabin Because you're so very, very bored with your suburban existence you yearn to escape to a time when something meant anything.
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:BUTTERY what?!?!? I NEED to know!!! The buttery roasted meat of strangers tricked into visiting this house of horrors.
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ever seen Jan Švankmajer's Alice? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11831Y1y7eA the motif of this design trend reads more "khrushchev" than "kris kringle"
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Empty Sandwich posted:finally its mouth opens up like predator's 
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It's Christmas Eve, and if you haven't decorated your mountain shack yet, don't worry! I found some instructions in a Better Homes and Gardens for some festive decor. Haunted Santa Head and Clinically Depressed Snowman will really dress the place up.    Includes bonus faceless baby Jesus instructions.
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Empty Sandwich posted:a child made this 
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Empty Sandwich posted:finally
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trickybiscuits posted:When you don't give a poo poo Nice of Country Sampler to do a feature on Silent Hill.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:why do I want my house to look like an 1850s frontier Christmas cabin just do it, alright
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trickybiscuits posted:The face looks like it's severely depressed and perpetually ten seconds away from bursting into tears I think it's the angle. the cat really has more of an unfocused deranged smile
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Knorrren posted:
Applewhite posted:"Let me out," whispers the snowman in a tiny voice like a lamb. "Let me out." I periodically remember this and give myself a chill
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Knorrren posted:One of my personal favorite images, this painting in a contributing homeowner's master bedroom: Those might be Goku pants, so maybe a goon painted / owned that picture
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To be honest, this is my favorite decorative Santa: Because he has the face of a loving god who will beat you to death because he loves you and wants what's best for you.
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Knorrren posted:One of my personal favorite images, this painting in a contributing homeowner's master bedroom: 
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Knorrren posted:One of my personal favorite images, this painting in a contributing homeowner's master bedroom:  Country style from Kirklands, inspired by The Room
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The spoon and fork are the most country of cutlery and must be honoured as such
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Enfys posted:The spoon and fork are the most country of cutlery and must be honoured as such the very height of rusticity you'd never see a straw (sleek, futuristic, efficient) portrayed in this manner
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Empty Sandwich posted:
I bought the book. The inside is worse. Will post photos later. I'm not even sure why I bought it. At least it was cheap on Thriftbooks. In the meantime:  This doll not only doesn't have a face, someone has actively tried to remove the option for facehood  Catbus vibes  Large frog mayor (?) with severed penis (?) on footstool  Doll that is a turnip 
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all I see in those dolls is how god awful loving boring things must have gotten back then, and how far the imagination can go when you're that bored, to the point of being psycho
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Why do they all have to be so filthy? Just completely grimy.
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CynCyanide posted:Why do they all have to be so filthy? Just completely grimy. *gets tetanus from faceless horror doll*
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trickybiscuits posted:Large frog mayor (?) with severed penis (?) on footstool uncomfortably satisfied looking frog mayor rules
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trickybiscuits posted:I bought the book. The inside is worse. Will post photos later. I'm not even sure why I bought it. At least it was cheap on Thriftbooks. seasonal bump and also goddamn look at those things
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