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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > A Country Sampler Christmas
 
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Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

trickybiscuits posted:

That's what I want to know as well. I decorate my living space with dirty laundry and things I can't fit into my closet. Do these people have hobbies? Books? Is their hobby un-finishing wood?

Let's read further:

Here's some beans I rendered inedible because even cows think you're a piece of poo poo. Happy Holidays!

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Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

Empty Sandwich posted:

Happy holiday season!
These cookies are your gift.
Eat them off the floor
like a animal
you piece of poo poo.

Bets on how many goons get the dustpan gift with this poem for secret santa?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > A Country Sampler Christmas