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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > A Country Sampler Christmas
 
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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Is this like a witchcraft catalog? Could I curse someone with one of these pumpkin-headed abominations???

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Knorrren posted:

This tree has everything you could want: a rusty mailbox, nests, bingo...things, and burlap.



But the BEST part of this setup has to be shoving a whole tree under a ladder.

Love to be the kid who comes down christmas morning, sees the sled and ice skates and gets super pumped only to have a 'rent be all "THOSE AREN'T TOYS YOU FILTHY IMP THOSE ARE DECORATIONS!!!"

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

trickybiscuits posted:

EGGLESS CHOCOLATE PECAN RAISIN TOMATO BREAD

oh my dear lord

EGGLESS CHOCOLATE PECAN RAISIN TOMATO BREAD



why

This is some kind of like pervert thing, right???

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Knorrren posted:

Here's a whole batch of cookies, fresh from the dustpan!

Festive tetanusmen




Souls, damned, bound, and branded


A hanged cookie with its bag of Christmas hair


Oh sick! This is AWESOME!!! You got me a cookie I CAN'T EVEN EAT!!! WHOA THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

*drives corolla off steep embankment into the roiling ocean*

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Empty Sandwich posted:

a child made this



:tinfoil:

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

CynCyanide posted:

Why do they all have to be so filthy? Just completely grimy.

*gets tetanus from faceless horror doll*

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > A Country Sampler Christmas