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oh cool juice in a bowl haha very neat, right
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hahaha wow this is great...so do I owe you or
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*points at the streamers* wait so thats what those are for?
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Oct 27, 2020 11:59
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*sidles up to the host* hey, so do I live here now?
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what’s surprising about it? he knows it’s his birthday already, you realize
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that’s a lot of pizza, man, oh we all eat it? I guess it’s not that much pizza then
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wait sorry your parents aren’t home? do they not celebrate Halloween?
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Oct 27, 2020 12:12
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*looks at everyone who came and sat around the table with me and the Jenga set and who are now looking expectantly at me* haha oh cool, you guys are gonna watch me play?
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Oct 27, 2020 12:25
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dear diary,
today I trespassed
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*texting my mom* I THINK IM ON BIG BROTHER
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calling the cops on Diane for impersonating a doctor in a game of charades when she’s actually a graphic designer
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*miserably reaching into my pocket* I wouldn't have come if I'd known the admission fee was my car
who poured milk all over the keys and ate them
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so uh, the donkey represents your son Jeff? I’m not following
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