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TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019




Lobster Motorcycle.

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TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


tfw u checkin out a lobster motorcycle

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


*bbbbuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrppppp*

Oh poo poo that was a gallery display I thought this was a Tim hortons.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



do do do do do

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Lobster rolls

naem
May 29, 2011



TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



thats bad rear end

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Mine's bigger, OP.









TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Chomp8645 posted:

Mine's bigger, OP.











thats a motorcycle that looks like a lobster not a motorcycle made out of lobster

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hzBh0J1YFU

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


HardDiskD
May 6, 2009






hot

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


"Grotesque corpse art" pretty good premise for a Halloween time thread tbh.

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Chomp8645 posted:

"Grotesque corpse art" pretty good premise for a Halloween time thread tbh.

im praying pick sees this thread and it turns out she has gigs of this poo poo

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Chomp8645 posted:

Mine's bigger, OP.











cruising along the ocean floor lmao

Thuneral
Jul 25, 2004
High Listener For Music Awful



Taxidermy gone very right.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



im going through all 5 stage of wanting to unsee

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON







i never knew this was a thing, thanks op for bringing it to my attention

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet




Slippery Tilde

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


gary oldmans diary posted:

im going through all 5 stage of wanting to unsee

ive gone ahead and edited the thread title to spare others

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


TheAardvark posted:

ive gone ahead and edited the thread title to spare others

Good work, OP. It's important to post responsible disclaimers.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Well thatís something you donít see everyday!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Well thatís something you donít see everyday!

You do if you have one.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



making a mockery of nature is what humans do best

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Mood:

Voting Floater
May 19, 2019



This thread is making me very uncomfortable.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

working from home


Nap Ghost

i gotta take these warnings more seriously

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

You do if you have one.

I knew a guy who had a lobster motorcycle, but he never let anyone see it.

You might say he was a bit shellfish.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004


College Slice

TheAardvark posted:

tfw u checkin out a lobster motorcycle



trfw the range of feeling when. I'm all those dudes reactions at once and none at the same time

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004


College Slice

cause of the lobster motorcycle

feelix
Nov 27, 2016



Did you know that lobsters are one of those animals that don't biologically age on a cellular level? When they "die of old age", it is because they have gotten too large to molt properly.

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


feelix posted:

Did you know that lobsters are one of those animals that don't biologically age on a cellular level? When they "die of old age", it is because they have gotten too large to molt properly.

That is exactly why am I grotesquely dismembering thousands of lobsters and making increasingly elaborate sculptures out of their corpses. I am certain that will lead to discovering their secret of immortality. Only by arranging the shells and pincers of great quantities of lobsters into arcane circles like some kind of Crustacean White Walker can I acquire this forbidden knowledge. Only when the last lobster on Earth is but a cufflink in my full body lobster raiment will I transcend mortality.

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Now I'm wondering how hard you can make lobster shells, so I can make a full body suit of armor. also if you could make it not smell

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


TheAardvark posted:

make it not smell

way to miss the entire loving point, genius

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



TheAardvark posted:

ive gone ahead and edited the thread title to spare others
its too late for that warning to be of any use to me!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001





Is this anything?

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous


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Jan 9, 2006

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