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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You’ll just have to take your top off while you run it through the wash honey. :shrug:

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

bobs

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Nice job, tea tits.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Something something t-cup :q:

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Tit-tea

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I pissed on myself, turns out I needed to pee but I was to preoccupied eating my poo poo to notice. These things happen.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Extra row of teefs

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Clever to try and perk up tits with tea but this was sleepy tea and now the tits are asleep shhhhhhhh

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
i just farted so loud it made my cat jump off the table

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

i just farted so loud it made my cat jump off the table

The cat 🐈

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lil swamp booger baby 👺

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

TheAardvark posted:

Lil swamp booger baby 👺

Do i really look like that.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Do i really look like that.

nah man you look great, did you get a haircut or something?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

nah man you look great, did you get a haircut or something?

I haven't cut my hair in 8 months.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I'm sorry, OP. I won't let it happen again.

I'm not sure how, I just have one of those brain things where I blame myself when bad things happen even when I know it's irrational.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I haven't cut my hair in 8 months.

lol I cut mine a couple months ago and it actually turned out ok, I was surprised.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol I cut mine a couple months ago and it actually turned out ok, I was surprised.

Mine is easy I just shave the sides and grow out a ridiculous curly mullet but I've been wallowing

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Teats.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Huh???

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
OP, I'm spilling tea on my chest in solidarity.

(It's a mild, iced green tea because I fear pain)

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
i basically spill everything I drink all over myself I have no self control

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I spilled tea deep inside my rear end in a top hat on accident oops!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

LuckyCat posted:

I spilled tea deep inside my rear end in a top hat on accident oops!!

I'll clean it out for you

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
And just when I thought I was out this thread and pulled me back in

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'll clean it out for you

It's amazing the lengths some goons will go to to help each other out.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

TheAardvark posted:

It's amazing the lengths some goons will go to to help each other out.

I can't let spilled tea go to waste

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I can't let spilled tea go to waste

Didn't know you were british

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Wow move on over tammy two tits!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Didn't know you were british

I'm clitish.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Pics or didnt happen.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Just woke up the tit is still a little sore but I think... it will be a terrible struggle, truly a deep and painful time... but with enough love, and patience, perhaps someday. Someday. It will heal.

Oh and yeah I’m Hispanic with family from the West Indies but garlic sleepy time time tea is legit good. They call the linden leaves “tilo” in Spanish and the poo poo will knock you out better than 2 Benadryls. Too much of it will give you the runs though. It’s also good for your stomach and you mix in honey with the cinnamon so it’s nice and sweet

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Here’s to a happy, healthy and pain-free tit :toot:

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
I drink black tea in the afternoon for energy and different types of herbal teas at night for relaxing. truly yeas are a land of contrasts

both hurt when I spill them on myself tho :iiam:

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
My boobs prefer the refreshing taste of tomato basil bisque

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Just spilled coffee on my weener in solidarity w/ the op.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's it I'm going to spill chili, with beans, on mine

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm going to spill cum on my cum!

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

TheAardvark posted:

Just spilled coffee on my weener in solidarity w/ the op.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Smoking hot, black, and poured onto my lap.

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
teatotaled tits.

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Jaxts
Apr 29, 2008
I'm sorry about your tit teas

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