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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
We all know this is going to be a shitshow. Please post about it in here so we don't clog up the CE thread.

My prediction: Everything will continue to be terrible.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Mmmmhhh...new-thread smell.
Here's an image of a stupidly long chud-parade that genuinely has me worried for tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/redwins3_first/status/1322699901747236867


Oh god, I said "tomorrow".

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I will be at work inside a SCIF all day tomorrow. Please document the clust-astroph-gently caress this turns in to so I can be properly informed about exactly how screwed we all are.

Thanks in advance and stay safe out there.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
I predict everything will be fine and usher in a new American golden age.

Piss tape

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Oh good, I was hoping for this. Not a chance of following a dnd/cspam thread right now, I don't want to be that tuned in.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

This thread sucks. Not because of the contents (though all of our posts suck), but because the election sucks.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


My prediction: Some people will be mad, some people will be happy.

Now to go cash my 6-figure check for being an op-ed writer

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Good guys appear to be winning in Texas.

https://twitter.com/ErnestScheyder/status/1323311106539085824?s=19

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

You know they’re hosed when they can’t get that Judge to do it.

That or he’s still going to rule for them and wanted to appear to not be a totally transparent piece of poo poo.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie's having a public sad again

https://twitter.com/RosieGray/status/1323314972676509696?s=19

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

MazelTovCocktail posted:

That or he’s still going to rule for them and wanted to appear to not be a totally transparent piece of poo poo.

This is my wager. That "uphill battle" is going to be up a 5° incline

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
That 5 degrees might be a bridge to far. What can you come up with as an "evil reason"? Democracy? Not wanting people to die?

It's like that joke about the dude praying to god to let him win the lottery repeatedly, with god eventually coming down and saying to meet him half way by actually buying a ticket.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Judge sounds annoyed, if anything.

https://twitter.com/ErnestScheyder/status/1323316807755771908?s=19

https://twitter.com/ErnestScheyder/status/1323318531807678465?s=19

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

not caring here posted:

That 5 degrees might be a bridge to far. What can you come up with as an "evil reason"? Democracy? Not wanting people to die?

It's like that joke about the dude praying to god to let him win the lottery repeatedly, with god eventually coming down and saying to meet him half way by actually buying a ticket.

Yeah. I think the judge would probably accept ANYTHING that remotely smelled plausible, but its a matter of coming up with even that small bit.

E: I'm sure everyone involved is looking at what retaliation is going to look like, and thats scary in Texas where people looked at me weird for NOT having a gun in the console of my car

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
For big cases, you generally want to pick a client so unimpeachable that it makes your case look that much better.

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1323321516143091713?s=19

That'll do.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/hawaiidelilah/status/1323318167070912518?s=21

For those interested

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

MazelTovCocktail posted:

For those interested

Ick, they shouldn't have sent that out. The line's been absolutely swamped and is basically crashing off/on. Court reporters couldn't get a read on the first 15 minutes or so because the federal court phone system wasn't ready.

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1323324747694907395

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

facialimpediment posted:

Ick, they shouldn't have sent that out. The line's been absolutely swamped and is basically crashing off/on. Court reporters couldn't get a read on the first 15 minutes or so because the federal court phone system wasn't ready.

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1323324747694907395

That’s both amazingly dumb and simultaneously hilarious...as befitting this suit.

They still need to step up their game and have some flushing toilets.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


facialimpediment posted:

Anyone ever volunteer to do door-to-door political canvassing? I've got a question from this story:

https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/1323246861084483591?s=19

They were apparently trailing a Donnie door-knocker and in the door-knocks, they found some Biden voters. I always thought campaigns had a solid list of prospects versus just randomly hitting up every door on the block.

the primary source for the list is voting records, which gives you, in i think most states, address, name, party registration, and of course that you cast a vote (ie that you are a likely voter)

if you had infinite labor and time, sure, why not knock on every door? but you want to prioritize people who are likely yes's, for example by party registration, by neighborhood, or by anything else you get from other data sources...with the candidates i volunteer for we usually prioritize renters, for reasons i hope are obvious.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBxLNkJGsTE

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie knows the law's coming.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1323356482184736769?s=19

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
A faltering republic, a leader in a huge amount of debt and political enemies but currently immune due to his position....

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
GET hosed

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1323360824753270785

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1323361529694167040

Texas case is over. They have no standing and he would've ruled against them anyways.

Good guys won.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Nov 2, 2020

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1323348745065504769

The Needle is (kinda) back! I am happy that we moved from a statewide solid red state (with a now coin-flip House seat) to a state that could flip blue

the yellow dart
Jul 19, 2004

King of rings, armlocks, hugs, and our hearts

facialimpediment posted:

GET hosed

Texas case is over. They have no standing and he would've ruled against them anyways.

Good guys won.

If Hanen is ruling against them they should know there is no way Kavanaugh/Gorsuch/Roberts would come down on the plaintiff's side (as Alit-lol feverishly defends them for *reasons*)

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Hanen gave the higher courts an easy out, but ruled completely regardless. He said that he would not enjoin votes already cast as they were lawful votes made with valid ID. He would probably turn off curbside voting tomorrow (which ironically would impact more republicans as they're going to be the larger party tomorrow), but did not rule on that because of standing. He might not turn off curbside voting because of timeliness.

He's teed it up so the Fifth Circuit and SCOTUS can either go "no standing" and punt on the case entirely or "standing, votes already cast count, no curbside voting tomorrow."

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Thwomp posted:

A faltering republic, a leader in a huge amount of debt and political enemies but currently immune due to his position....

et tu, Marcus?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Nice! posted:

Hanen gave the higher courts an easy out, but ruled completely regardless. He said that he would not enjoin votes already cast as they were lawful votes made with valid ID. He would probably turn off curbside voting tomorrow (which ironically would impact more republicans as they're going to be the larger party tomorrow), but did not rule on that because of standing.

He's teed it up so the Fifth Circuit and SCOTUS can either go "no standing" and punt on the case entirely or "standing, votes already cast count, no curbside voting tomorrow."

I know the 10th is considered the most conservative, but looking at some things recently put that down, it seems the 5th is also up there. That said there is no way in hell Roberts will do anything that makes it easier to get the Plaintiffs what they want.

I know people can point out a lot of things (and rightfully so) like Obdergfall and Citizens United, but I’m happy Robert’s is the CJ now (obviously ignoring a situation where an Obama appointee would be one), since he really does view the legacy and public perception of the Supreme Court as things of the upmost importance and he doesn’t want to be , or the Court to be, Donnies basic bitches.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Seeing you mention the Chief Justice, it always puzzled me that the CJ is an appointed position and not the senior justice or chosen by the justices themselves

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

What is Q saying is going to happen?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


facialimpediment posted:

GET hosed

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1323360824753270785

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1323361529694167040

Texas case is over. They have no standing and he would've ruled against them anyways.

Good guys won.

not much thanks to the judge, apparently

https://twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1323334805803683841

https://twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1323360809930657792

https://twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1323361252786266113

https://twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1323362151923417093

from everything he said in the court he reeeeeally wanted to throw out "illegal votes."

i call that a free preview of the next few weeks, and also probably the rest of our lives

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Doc Hawkins posted:

not much thanks to the judge, apparently

from everything he said in the court he reeeeeally wanted to throw out "illegal votes."

i call that a free preview of the next few weeks, and also probably the rest of our lives

*Not* a defense of the judge, but judges say a lot of poo poo during hearings to explore arguments and poo poo like that. This particular judge is a rampaging bag of dicks, but I *am* surprised that he still allowed the drive-thrus to still operate. I was expecting the votes to count, but a bullshit split-the-baby closure of those sites for election day.

The fact that there even was a hearing is bullshit enough and you're probably right about the nonsense judicial Republicans will come up to calvinball bullshit going forward.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's that time brother, OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH



Hulkamania has been running MILD so the MACHO MAN HIMSELF is BACK to shitpost until this match is decided OHHHH YEAH



Only the CREAM of the CROP will be able to keep posting to the end and my question to you is

ARE

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BAD ENOUGH

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Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!

EBB posted:

It's that time brother, OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH



Hulkamania has been running MILD so the MACHO MAN HIMSELF is BACK to shitpost until this match is decided OHHHH YEAH



Only the CREAM of the CROP will be able to keep posting to the end and my question to you is

ARE

YOU

BAD ENOUGH

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH



No. I'd prefer to hide in the woods until this is over.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Folks, I’m starting to think that “we can’t indict a sitting president” was bad policy.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Platystemon posted:

Folks, I’m starting to think that “we can’t indict a sitting president” was bad policy.

If the people in charge actually gave a poo poo about governing rather than just getting their way, he would have been impeached in 2017 for emoluments violations.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
“They made me give up my peanut farm.”

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Platystemon posted:

“They made me give up my peanut farm.”

:smith:

Jimmy Carter is too pure for this world.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



orange juche posted:

:smith:

Jimmy Carter is too pure for this world.

I hope he makes it to 100.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

EBB posted:

It's that time brother, OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH



Hulkamania has been running MILD so the MACHO MAN HIMSELF is BACK to shitpost until this match is decided OHHHH YEAH



Only the CREAM of the CROP will be able to keep posting to the end and my question to you is

ARE

YOU

BAD ENOUGH

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH



With God as my witness, I will never stop posting.

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