post itt every time you lol that biden is president

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Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
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*sniffs hair* listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of poo poo. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

fake news

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Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

extremely big lols if he wins the electoral college but loses the popular vote

# ? Nov 4, 2020 03:56

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Extremely big lols either way. This world is insane

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Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

I was honestly shocked to find out Corn Pop was real.

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Corn Pop was a paid actor. Wake up sheeple!

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Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

1redflag posted:

Extremely big lols either way. This world is insane

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Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Listen up jack, how do I win electoral college

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ButterSkeleton: Jan 19, 2020; SIZE=XX-LARGE]PLEASE! PLEASE STOP SAYING THE R WORD. GOD, IF SOMEBODY SAID THE R WORD, I WILL HECKIN LOSE IT. JUST PEE PEE MY JORTS. CAN'T YOU JUST CALL THEM A SMOOTHE BRAINED DOTARD LIKE THE REST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE? DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

P.S. FREE LARRY YOU FUCKIN COWARDS.

I do not don't do oppose fracking

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where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

*sniff*

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Neco: Mar 13, 2005; listen

Bdien

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sure okay: Apr 7, 2006

I can't help but think of Diamond Joe whenever I think of him. Those articles were all pretty funny, especially during those pre-trump days.

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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

experiencing a superposition of two lols rn

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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

also

i think you'll find :smug:

it would be "post itt every time you lol that biden is president-elect"

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Diorama: Apr 18, 2006; i remember when all this was fields

Does anyone know when we are getting season 3 of the Orville?

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

bidelm

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Diorama posted:

Does anyone know when we are getting season 3 of the Orville?

Not sure

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hey mom its 420: May 12, 2007

i read somewhere family guy guy doesn't want to do orville anymore so probably never

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Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Diorama posted:

Does anyone know when we are getting season 3 of the Orville?

That's up to the Supreme Court now.

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Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

which president is the most fuckable?

# ? Nov 4, 2020 12:41

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Nibed!

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N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Motherfucker posted:

which president is the most fuckable?

The Disney hall of presidents will let you find out if you buy the special pass

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Who What Now posted:

Nibed!

Nebid?

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Pajser: Jan 28, 2006

Wrong lol thread

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gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Mox Hombre posted:

i read somewhere family guy guy doesn't want to do orville anymore so probably never

no that was a rumour from a click bait site

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Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Bidet

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

too busy smoking weed and jacking off to vote or care about the election at all i barelyk now what's going on rn lmao.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

mr vice president you're supposed to be giving speeches

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Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

Hell Yeah posted:

too busy smoking weed and jacking off to vote or care about the election at all i barelyk now what's going on rn lmao.

hell yeah

# ? Nov 4, 2020 14:42

Pajser: Jan 28, 2006

Hell Yeah posted:

too busy smoking weed and jacking off to vote or care about the election at all i barelyk now what's going on rn lmao.

You won. You are president now.

# ? Nov 4, 2020 14:42

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Hell Yeah 2020

I mean gently caress it, why not

# ? Nov 4, 2020 14:44

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

biden becomes president

goes senile/has heart attack in 13 months

then harris police state is a go

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

bow to your new god president cons

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

low key sex master posted:

bow to your new god president cons

they cropped this picture so it doesn't show that he pissed his pants

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GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Is it green deal week again?

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Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

We may have a POTUS who knows correct tie length again

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