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"So goes NEB-2, so goes the nation." - Mark Twain NEB-2 has just delivered a crushing blow to Trumpianism and Fascism at the same time.  Here is the hero of the 2020 election. NEB-2 is 81% white and 100% hard working. They husk corn and according to Wikipedia they like to drink "Milk Soft Drink: Kool-aid." They love to square dance and save democracy. Omaha was a beach on D-Day and they carried that spirit ever since. Please everyone a round of applause for NEB-2!
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As a sign of gratitude, I'll be going out and buy their biggest export, steak. I was starting to make a joke but no, Omaha Steaks headquarters is located there.
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Nov 4, 2020 19:52
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Holy smokes everyone is talking about NEB-2!
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Nov 4, 2020 22:05
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Cracking open a Runza to celebrate!
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Nov 4, 2020 22:07
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Love you NEB-2
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Nov 4, 2020 22:09
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any good sandwich shops in that district? i could go for a pastrami on marbled rye
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Nov 4, 2020 22:09
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Chinatown posted:any good sandwich shops in that district? i could go for a pastrami on marbled rye Not sure about NY style pastrami on rye kind of places, but Star Deli in Benson is really good!
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Nov 4, 2020 22:16
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You don't even need PA when you have the good folks of NEB-2 in your corner
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Nov 4, 2020 22:35
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Shouts to Maine 2 as well, doing their own thing.
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Nov 4, 2020 22:38
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I love when little districts do good things, unlike the lovely neighboring districts who think they're better than us
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Nov 5, 2020 00:02
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Nebraska-2 cornfield boogaloo
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Nov 5, 2020 00:06
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Omaha may be where the reuben sandwich was invented although that's a controversial claim to say the least.
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Nov 5, 2020 00:11
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Omaha may be where the reuben sandwich was invented although that's a controversial claim to say the least. I invented the Reuban Sandwich. Not to doxx myself, but I am Earl Reuben III and I invented it.
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Nov 5, 2020 01:08
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runzas for everyone
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Nov 5, 2020 01:38
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Hmm, I am in NEB-2 and I voted for Biden. I am America's true hero. We don't all wear our underwear on the outside.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Hmm, I am in NEB-2 and I voted for Biden. I am America's true hero. We don't all wear our underwear on the outside. we could if we wanted to
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Nov 5, 2020 01:42
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Omaha may be where the reuben sandwich was invented although that's a controversial claim to say the least. Nebraska may be a small state but calling them a bunch of reubes is a bit much.
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Nov 5, 2020 01:43
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 *pointing for the GBS posters like one would to a small son* "see that in the distance? yup. that's NE-2."
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Nov 5, 2020 01:44
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Nov 5, 2020 01:48
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I'm just glad we can finally stop hearing about Ohio being the all knowing totem of presidential elections.
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Nov 5, 2020 01:49
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We need a whole country of NEB-2s. We could get a whole lot done.
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Nov 5, 2020 01:59
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Anyway, lets get back to what really matters, the weather
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Nov 5, 2020 02:23
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Omaha is a fun poker variant
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Nov 5, 2020 02:50
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hell astro course posted:Anyway, lets get back to what really matters, the weather That can’t be good for all that delicious NEB-2 corn.
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Nov 5, 2020 02:51
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In the heart of america.  florida is the dick and balls
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Nov 5, 2020 03:30
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Someone say Omaha? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1IZdqPYuts
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Nov 5, 2020 03:33
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 This was from NE-2 as well, if you want a glimpse into the culture
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The little NEB that could.
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Nov 5, 2020 04:55
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Nov 5, 2020 05:11
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NEB!
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Nov 5, 2020 14:49
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I'm proud to have done my part in NEB-2. gently caress the rest of the state tho
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Nov 5, 2020 15:04
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gently caress you NEB-2, we could've had 269-269.
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super sweet best pal posted:gently caress you NEB-2, we could've had 269-269. 269-269 would have left the choice to the house delegation, which is majority Republican. So no, thank you NEB-2.
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Nov 5, 2020 17:01
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Nov 5, 2020 17:12
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Everyone should be thanking Nebraska hero, Ernie Chambers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Chambers
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Nov 5, 2020 17:15
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i wont lie i love lovely canned mushroom pieces and stems so id hork that down in a second
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Nov 5, 2020 21:43
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:I'm proud to have done my part in NEB-2. gently caress the rest of the state tho I will not let you bully on them. I'm gonna whoop your rear end. Meet me North of Omaha in Fort Calhoun so I can teach you some manners. You probably live west of 72nd anyway. I'm going to make you learn compassion.
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Courage is not defined by the result, but rather the intent. We will never forget that NEB-2 was America's failsafe and the last and greatest defense against tyranny. Put down your shield and rest, NEB-2. You've earned it.
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hell astro course posted:I will not let you bully on them. I'm gonna whoop your rear end. Meet me North of Omaha in Fort Calhoun so I can teach you some manners. You probably live west of 72nd anyway. I'm going to make you learn compassion. No one goes to Fort Calhoun, it's a myth. Come on now.
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