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Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Can I suggest canned mushrooms, they should pair well with the smoked oysters.

The keywords here are wet and squishy

Sauce is the highest fat content Greek yogurt available. Unflavored.

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Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Depending on where HGB is located, prairie oysters could be an option.

If you don’t know what prairie oysters are, I can only say that they count as red meat.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Vomit, regret and bonus catte.

Bravo.

Also give smoked oysters a chance! They may look foul but they are delicious on toast.

I uh, don't recommend frying them though. The drat things have already been boiled, smoked, salted and soaked in oil. You can only process food so many times before it stops being food.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

I don't know what the consequences of eating uncooked rice are, but I can't imagine it would be pleasant. Stomach ache? Sharp rice shits? eurgh

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