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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Let's design a huge, gross burrito - THE BURRITO HAS LANDED
 
caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.
cheese: cottage
salsa: hollandaise
guacamole: applesauce
cilantro: chimichurri mint leaves

caleb fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Nov 10, 2020

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caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

TheAardvark posted:

im imagining a matryoshka doll of burritos starting at Tina's and working up to whatever the biggest 7-11 one is

The Don Miguel Grandito is poison wrapped in a leathery, tortilla-like shell and nobody should ever eat one. It doesn't matter how stoned you are, it is always a bad idea.

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caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wy_mXuEsP0
Brent Hinds from Mastodon in a good commercial for a restaurant in Atlanta that has not gross burritos.

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caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.
If you were going with a club sandwich you could substitute hákarl for the bacon. Cured meat is cured meat.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Let's design a huge, gross burrito - THE BURRITO HAS LANDED