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Now don't get me wrong it's good, real good even, but it's not quite a masterpiece is all I'm sayin'.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:26 |
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We're finally on the way to healing this country and then you pull some poo poo like this. Disgusting.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:28 |
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It’s a perfect movie, op
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:28 |
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3 A.M. Radio posted:We're finally on the way to healing this country and then you pull some poo poo like this. The correct first response is supposed to be "You've gotta be loving kidding." FAIL!
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:31 |
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Its extremely good OP, you're wrong
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:35 |
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honestly the more I think about it This is the kind of thread I’d post if I was the thing
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:36 |
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There's a head on spider legs lmao how can you hate on something so dope edit: Hairy Right Hook fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Nov 7, 2020 |
# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:37 |
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oh please
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:38 |
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I'm going to perform a blood test on the OP....
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:38 |
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Ehud posted:honestly the more I think about it How do we know you're not just saying this so people won't think you're the thing? Maybe you ARE the thing!
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:39 |
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QUESTION: Is this movie about a shapeshifting monster or a mutating alien pathogen? ANSWER: Yes. I've watched 'The Thing' several times over the last 20 years and no matter how hard I try, I can never get past how the actual nature of the threat is radically different from what we're told: it's described multiple times as an organism that perfectly mimics the prey that it digests, but when we see it in action it's more of a contagion that turns its infected into inside-out, tentacle-sprouting monstrosities. And right when you've mentally adjusted from "it's an evil shapeshifter" to this all being a variation of "who got bit by a zombie this time" the movie often still plays out like it's the former: somehow there's only ever one Thing at a time and the characters keep referring to "it" like they're dealing with a single intelligent entity. But THEN they kill The Thing and I guess we're back to infestation-land because they're still paranoid over who's a Thing even though they just killed the Thing again. Watch this on a bad day and it can get infuriating. But that's not the only, uh, thing. In an effort to keep us in suspense, 'The Thing' goes overboard in withholding information to the point where it loses all sense of gamesmanship and sometimes barely even makes sense in general: characters end up dead, vanish entirely, or act in ways that don't seem to follow from previous scenes and instead of coming across mysterious and suspicious, it's just kind of inexplicable. Is this guy acting out of character? Who knows! Why is that guy dead? The possibilities are endless! Does it even matter? Beats me! Especially since the movie keeps us in the dark even with its supposed main character (Kurt Russell), there's no single thread of events for us to follow and we just kind of wait for the next dude to randomly explode in a gory maelstrom of teeth and entrails. 'The Thing' is like a reverse 'Rashomon' where instead of seeing events from everyone's perspective, the story is told from no one's point of view. Fans seem to enjoy trying to figure out what exactly is happening in the movie, but I find the opaqueness more frustrating than fun. Anyways, go see 'The Thing', it's scary.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:42 |
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I was going to make a reply but then I realized I was actually thinking of "It". Never saw this one.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:44 |
SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Now don't get me wrong it's good, real good even, but it's not quite a masterpiece is all I'm sayin'. Don't think anyone's ever called it a masterpiece OP.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:44 |
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Da Thang
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:45 |
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Flannelette posted:Don't think anyone's ever called it a masterpiece OP. It’s a fuckin’ masterpiece, and OP is wrong - it’s not overrated, it’s a cult movie that bombed in theaters.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:48 |
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You're a fool OP. The Thing is one of the best movies everLeovinus posted:The Thing is the best loving movie ever made. Take every other movie in the world and shove it up your rear end. They are so far below The Thing that it's not even really possible to compare any other movie to The Thing, because you can't conceptualise the difference in quality like you can't conceptualise a googolplex. one of the best posts to ever come out of CineD
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:52 |
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I hate The Thing because he pours scotch onto a chess computer I want really bad I hate the thing I want the chess computer
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:53 |
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How dare he waste scotch like that
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:54 |
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This has to be one of the worst takes of all time.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:55 |
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Chess Wizard needs scotch badly
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:55 |
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It would be perfect if I didn't have to preface every potential viewing with "ye like dags??"
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:58 |
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your dead to me op
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 03:59 |
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quote:not a movie for homos. The Thing is kind of by definition a purely homosexual movie. I mean not that there's anything wrong with that.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:00 |
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Junk posted:your dead to me op Huh
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:00 |
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the intro to the thing is imo one of the best medias res hooks of any movie. You're watching it and just wondering what the gently caress these dudes are doing trying to gun down a poor dog from a helicopter, it instantly grabs you and everything spirals from there
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:00 |
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The Thing starring the thing as the thing,n co-starring Wilform Brimley entering diabetic shock
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:02 |
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How does it compare to 'The Blob'? I bet the blob still has the catchier theme song
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:03 |
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The Blob hosed me. The Thing hosed me. Its up to personal preference
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:03 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Da Thang Do the Right THING
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:05 |
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I like that not even The Things know who is or isn't a Thing. It's possible A Thing does not even if it is a Thing until it's attacked. e: There are many possible explanations for why the alien crashed the ship too.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:07 |
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Do the Right THING Ive done it i won't do it again.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:09 |
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what
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:11 |
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:The Thing is kind of by definition a purely homosexual movie. Predator would be the greatest movie ever but they went and ruined it by adding a woman to the cast. The Thing takes the lead in this regard.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:12 |
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Do it on my thing
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:12 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The Thing hosed me. Oh, so this is you?
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:12 |
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The delivery of You gotta be fuckin' kidding me alone elevates it to instant classic, plus the effects are otherworldly.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:13 |
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Junk posted:what Whats up
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:15 |
LabyaMynora posted:It’s a fuckin’ masterpiece, and OP is wrong - it’s not overrated, it’s a cult movie that bombed in theaters. it fumbles its climax a bit too much to be a masterpiece.
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:16 |
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Flannelette posted:it fumbles its climax a bit too much to be a masterpiece. Yeah well fumble *this* a bit too much til I climax, bitch
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# ? Nov 7, 2020 04:18 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Yeah well fumble *this* a bit too much til I climax, bitch LOL
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