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whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
You can say it in front of kids now as far as I’m concerned

I’m taking no questions

*walks away from lectern*

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
If you're not using the lectern, can I have it?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Thank you for the update OP.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Go gently caress yourself OP

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Go gently caress yourself OP

Thanks for the kind words

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

whydirt posted:

Thanks for the kind words

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Being a swear word is kinda the point of gently caress

What will take it's place? I vote for 'felch'. Nastiest word there ever was

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Felch off motherfelcher

That's a new level of gravitas

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





OPs mom fucks

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Icochet posted:

Felch off motherfelcher

That's a new level of gravitas

I'm still raw from last week's felch off.

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
"friggin" is way better

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i will take the lectern

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
This may be a little off topic but i've been meaning to ask: in american tv shows i've repeatedly heard the term "the birds and the bees" referring to telling kids about loving. What is that? What the gently caress do birds and bees have to do with loving? In my country there's a daily "Health Minister's Sex Facts" tv broadcast for this so we have never even considered involving animals in this poo poo

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Icochet posted:

This may be a little off topic but i've been meaning to ask: in american tv shows i've repeatedly heard the term "the birds and the bees" referring to telling kids about loving. What is that? What the gently caress do birds and bees have to do with loving? In my country there's a daily "Health Minister's Sex Facts" tv broadcast for this so we have never even considered involving animals in this poo poo

Birds Do It, Bees Do It, but Why’d We Say That?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Thank you.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

Infinite Karma posted:

OPs mom fucks

All Moms gently caress

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

whydirt posted:

All Moms gently caress

Apart from the mom of our lord and savior

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Icochet posted:

Apart from the mom of our lord and savior

Lol. Got knocked up by another man and started a religion about it. The chutzpas on this chick. Blessed be Her name, our Holy Mother.

Khorne
May 1, 2002
It's only not a swear word if you put "Donald Trump" after it.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Look, all the arguments within christianity have been about whether it's ok to pay money for absolution and whether jesus had a little board to stand on on the cross. Nobody ever questioned the virgin mother bit. That's solid fact that everybody agrees on.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Didn't Lowtax tell his daughter to gently caress off or something?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

who?

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
gently caress me right in the ****!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gently caress Tom Br*dy

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
its been a long road but finally we are free to finally turn our full attention to deswearifyig the c word.

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





i don't even want to say gently caress anymore if it's not a swear, at least there's still the s-word and c-word and p-word and e-word and l-word

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

gently caress

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
So let's invent new curse words, then.

edit: Fine. Me first. I saw a stream once where the people involved invented the new dirty word "snirt". Now, that may seem fairly innocent but I'll tell you what sealed it as being truly filthy: One of them used it in a sentence. "Oh yeah... snirt in my pussy."

Yeah, it was then immediately awful. haha.

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Nov 7, 2020

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

Khorne posted:

It's only not a swear word if you put "Donald Trump" after it.

New national anthem


https://youtu.be/61pMtsWxQrs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Das Boo posted:

If you're not using the lectern, can I have it?

Four score and seven years ago you’re mother sucked my dick a hoohohohooo. Seriously my son you are 20 now, it’s appropriate for me to say it how ahwhoahohoho. :words:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
gently caress is punctuation

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


whydirt posted:

You can say it in front of kids now as far as I’m concerned

I’m taking no questions

*walks away from lectern*



kinda weird for your first executive order but thanks mr. biden

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
"loving" is a thing that normal people do so maybe we goons should use "gaming" as an expletive

Ach, these gaming hemorrhoids of mine. Game them!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
"Felch my gaming hemorrhoids" is a stage play that i'm working on

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Icochet posted:

"loving" is a thing that normal people do so maybe we goons should use "gaming" as an expletive

Ach, these gaming hemorrhoids of mine. Game them!

Why don’t you go game yourself?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Stinky gently caress balls. :smugbert:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
When a bird and a bee really love each other they go in the bushes and gently caress

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Stinky gently caress balls. :smugbert:

disgusting post yuou should be ashamed u STINKY gently caress BALL

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Chinatown posted:

disgusting post yuou should be ashamed u STINKY gently caress BALL

It’s cool man everyone here is like 70. :smug:

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Chinatown posted:

disgusting post yuou should be ashamed u STINKY gently caress BALL

Take the piss from me
I dont care how

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