You Only Have 10 Dollars to Make Yourself Smile

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ForbiddenSock: May 12, 2020; Would using Nike brand socks for my seed be a cool flex?

The cost of living does not always need to exceed the cost of living with yourself. What stuff have you goons gotten for ten bones or less that made you super happy? Personally, I can get a burrito for 8.75 that makes my stomach bust a fat nut.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

a handy from ur mom

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RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

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what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

0.00065 bitcoin

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

This account?

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

A weed OP.

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Flimf: Sep 3, 2006

this op:

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

With $10 you could rent Airplane!, Wayne's World, and Caddyshack, op.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I'm buying As Good As It Gets on Amazon. Yes I know it's currently on Prime but sometime it's not and I need it then. I really love the character of Verdell, the dog who is owned by the gay man and then Jack Nicholson sparks a friendship with the dog when he realizes it also suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder the dog is mentally ill. I don't really care about Helen Hunt I fast forward through anything that doesn't have Verdell or Jack Nicholson. Honestly I'm just watching for Verdell and Jack Nicholson's chemistry.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I really love the chemistry

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Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

TWO WHOPPERS, TWO FORTIES

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

same mood and oh yeah, it's big

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

As Good As It Gets

love that movie a lot

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super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

a handy from ur mom

Ten from yours

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

a handy from ur mom

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AllNewJonasSalk: Apr 22, 2017; THUNDERDOME LOSER

One nickel bag of marijuana, and one friend to watch smoke it.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

super sweet best pal posted:

Ten from yours

she's dead so you can probably get it for free

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Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

18lbs of dried pinto beans

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Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

A pint of high proof liquor

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Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

a $10 burrito after waiting until I'm absolutely famished definitely sounds good

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DickParasite: Dec 2, 2004; Slippery Tilde

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

a handy from ur mom

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phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

The_Continental posted:

TWO WHOPPERS, TWO FORTIES

...Queeblo?

At this moment, I would buy some ice cream. Not usually an ice cream guy but man some would be nice rn

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Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

BIG BUFORDS

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

an avatar for a randomly-selected d&d goon accusing them of getting sexually aroused by atrocities, op

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gary oldmans diary posted:

u know that vics vapo rub is not only more exicting for your dick but can also help if you get a chest congestion

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Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i would buy a 6 pack of soda and th rest would be those little burritos in the freezer section.

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

foot long sub and a six pack

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Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Why spend money, I can wank myself off for free

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RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

foot long sub and a six pack

My dick and abs, what a combo!

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Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

A banana

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flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Enough gas to get out of this town

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Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

10 dollars doesn't buy anything these days what the gently caress are you talking about

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

gary oldmans diary posted:

lmao that there are dudes so fragile even their jackin lotion has to be manly.

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Meat Wagon: Jul 14, 2004

Who What Now posted:

lmao that there are dudes so fragile even their jackin lotion has to be manly.

I learned from the internet that touching your own dick makes you gay unless you use a manly masturbation creme. I always carry some with me everywhere I go so everybody knows how totally not-gay I am.

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