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An A.M. radio crackles to life. Out pours the dulcet tones of Springsteen bemoaning yet another wound upon the heartland. Another factory has packed up and shipped overseas. Hows jack gonna take diane out dancing when he can't find work? Closing down the dick sucking factory was Like Paper And Fire to his dream of little pink houses in a small town. Born in the USA indeed.
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Nov 17, 2020 13:09
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness|
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Ok, I've got them all sorted. Pearls are here, reds are in this pile, Vidalia are...oh. Oh. See, I was wondering what this had to do with sucking dicks. |
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Nov 17, 2020 17:27
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google THIS posted:Protesting the treatment of dick sucking workers by standing up during the national anthem
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Nov 18, 2020 14:47
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We'll fight! We'll bite! Dick suckers unite! |
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Nov 18, 2020 15:05
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(noticing someone eyeing the stick on their picket sign) Nooooo, nooo, hey, Dave. Hey, focus. We're not doing that right--hold the sign up. Hold the sign up over your head, Dave. That's it--don't do it, Dave. Doooooon't do it. Dave? Dave, we've talked about this...drat it, Dave. |
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Nov 18, 2020 16:12
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Stoner Sloth posted:"We don't come down to your office and slap the paperwork out of your hands, don't tell us how to do our jobs!" |
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Nov 19, 2020 00:26
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hey call me a cock sucker all you want but i ain't going on strike
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Nov 19, 2020 01:11
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:hey call me a cock sucker all you want but i ain't going on strike wow we got a real big dick in the line here boys
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Nov 19, 2020 01:15
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:hey call me a cock sucker all you want but i ain't going on strike i'd be careful if i were you pal, i heard the last guy that went against the union got a warning in the form of a broken jaw and busted knees... when he didn't take the hint he ended up sucking with the fishes.
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Nov 19, 2020 01:20
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awfully nice dick sucking lips you got there, be a shame if something were to happen to them
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Nov 19, 2020 01:21
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he wore the old concrete booty shorts |
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Nov 19, 2020 01:22
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:hey call me a cock sucker all you want but i ain't going on strike no self respecting dick sucker likes seeing a scab in their face
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Nov 19, 2020 10:42
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What about those new imported fake dicks, what does the union say about sucking them? |
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Nov 19, 2020 12:25
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RickRogers posted:What about those new imported fake dicks, what does the union say about sucking them? our nation is a melting pud and we should respect all dicks |
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Nov 19, 2020 15:17
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RickRogers posted:What about those new imported fake dicks, what does the union say about sucking them? we respect every dick, no matter the origin
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Nov 19, 2020 15:33
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I was more refering to the fact that we are importing non industry standard dicks, with a highly dubious chain of production. I am seriously concerned we will be made to suck cheap vibrating dicks, born of child labour. 
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Nov 19, 2020 15:43
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Importing and sucking of chlorinated dicks also worries me |
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Nov 19, 2020 15:46
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sk posted:
there's an anecdote about samuel l dicksuck -- back in the 1970s he was showing the union prez around the new wing of the factory, lined with robots. dicksuck: "gee, bill, how are you gonna get these robots to pay their union dues?" prez: "gee, sam, how are you gonna get them to pay to have their dicks sucked?" ---------------- |
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Nov 19, 2020 16:06
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:there's an anecdote about samuel l dicksuck -- back in the 1970s he was showing the union prez around the new wing of the factory, lined with robots. sucking union dick is the best collective action you can find 
your friend sk fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Nov 19, 2020
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Nov 19, 2020 16:27
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Samuel Dicksuck is everything that is wrong with the economic system of the United States. His dark secret? Never sucked a dick in his life. He's an anilingus man. Made his fortune off the lips and saliva of others.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Nov 19, 2020 |
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Nov 19, 2020 18:38
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While robots increased profits for a time, in the end the factory could not compete with cheaper foreign labour. These days the floor stands unused; half-sucked dicks swaying in the wind coming through the windows. Remnants of the moment it all went under. Yet new life has been found as the once industrial neighbourhood has gentrified. Young artists, activists, engineers, lawyers, dentists, and doctors take their families to Ye Olden Blow Job tours which both entertain and educate. At the end of the tour craft beer is served to partaking adults and miniature collectibles to the minors and designated drivers. Robert Dicksuck-Cocksmith III is proud of keeping *part* of his legacy alive. But he looks up at the portrait of Samuel and and wonders if his ancestor would truly be proud when not a single dick was sucked that year. |
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Nov 19, 2020 18:46
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union busters vs union of nut-busters
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Jan 8, 2021 04:22
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WHATS DISGUSTING SCAB NUT BUSTING
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Jan 8, 2021 04:34
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HELL NO WE WONT BLOW
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Jan 8, 2021 05:08
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YOU WANT CRABS? HIRE A SCAB!
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Jan 8, 2021 05:09
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:HELL NO WE WONT BLOW |
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Jan 8, 2021 07:19
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Kind of questioning the resolve of the guy who keeps snacking on bananas while picketing |
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Jan 8, 2021 15:53
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google THIS posted:Kind of questioning the resolve of the guy who keeps snacking on bananas while picketing sure you can question his resolve but you got to hand it to him, that guy can sure eat the hell out of a banana
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Jan 9, 2021 07:54
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Management had hosed us for the last time and that is completely unacceptable! Workers, seize the means of reproduction! The only way we can win is to place their balls in a vise! Why do we have a vise anyway? |
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what's disgusting? union busting. what's not disgusting? union busting
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