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Lying on my brown mattress puddle rn (right now!).
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Dear Watson posted:Maybe you have bed bugs and they feast on you al night and poo poo there while sucking your blood THAT IS NOT FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT
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Nov 20, 2020 00:20
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The Real Amethyst posted:I did once but I was like...hey...if I use a mattress cover then I can't fully enjoy the feeling of this expensive mattress I bought. I want to feel the comfy mattress god damnit not some cheap mattress cover So, uhhh... there's your problem. Enjoy your dirty-rear end mattress.
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Nov 20, 2020 00:21
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 pffft bullshit. if i was currently living a sex-haver lifestyle maybe. i could see washing the sheets once a month and the blankets once every 2 months
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Nov 20, 2020 01:11
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Could also be the times where you were sick laying in bed and your snot riddled nose leaked all over the pillows and onto your mattress.
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Nov 20, 2020 01:13
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op has bedbugs
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Nov 20, 2020 01:28
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i spilled some coca cola on a bed and you wouldnt guess it but if you just leave it like that it forms a stain that is noticeable
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Nov 20, 2020 01:32
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Mattress makers treat the fabric with a special chemical that discolors when sweat on so that you buy new mattresses or mattress pads like all the suckers in this thread. Fight the system, sleep on a sack stuffed with straw.
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Nov 20, 2020 01:33
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The Real Amethyst posted:Curling up against the wall is my favorite place to sleep. This mattress is only 5 years old. Yes that's normal, put a mattress cover on it if it's bothering you so much. The smell is something to worry about though. Flannelette fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Nov 20, 2020 |
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Nov 20, 2020 02:11
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Op, what country do you live in? If they still sell foods with Olestra, maybe your butthole is leaking slowly. So maybe you've never completely poo poo the bed, but browned your mattress slowly over time.
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Nov 20, 2020 02:33
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Get some Nature’s Miracle at the pet store, saturate that stain, let it sit for 20 minutes and then soak it up with clean cloths like you’re picking up after an animal, you filthy animal.
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Nov 20, 2020 02:52
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I once poo poo the bed while trying to masturbate.
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Nov 20, 2020 02:53
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If you are curious, the stuff in people sweat is tinged yellow so after ~25000hours rolling around on that spot it is normal for the yellow/brown color to be there.
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Nov 20, 2020 02:55
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vandalism posted:I once poo poo the bed while trying to masturbate. Wait, “trying?!” As in - you attempted to masturbate and FAILED?!
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Nov 20, 2020 03:25
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My mattress is so covered in my crusty jizz that when I sit on it it sounds like I'm crushing a bag of Doritos
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Nov 20, 2020 03:26
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op post the shroud
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Nov 20, 2020 03:53
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Because you touch yourself at night, OP
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Nov 20, 2020 04:21
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LabyaMynora posted:Wait, “trying?!” As in - you attempted to masturbate and FAILED?! Did you expect them to just finish the job while lying in feces?
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Nov 20, 2020 04:31
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Do you smoke if you smoke it's nicotine
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Nov 20, 2020 04:32
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And NO it is not normal for a mattress to turn brown no everyone is lying unfortunately my in my uneducated pathetic Blue collar working class life I've seen a ton of mattresses and no they aren't Brown even if 30 years old sometimes
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Nov 20, 2020 04:33
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You can always steam clean your mattress and remove those sweat/piss stains.
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Nov 20, 2020 04:35
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Nov 20, 2020 04:37
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Before I got my sleep apnea under control I used to pretty much soak my pillow in sweat. Overtime the sweat turned my pillow brown. Not saying 100%, that's what's going on with your mattress but I know it is possible for bedding material to turn that color due to sweat.
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Nov 20, 2020 04:37
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Zil posted:Before I got my sleep apnea under control I used to pretty much soak my pillow in sweat. Overtime the sweat turned my pillow brown. Not saying 100%, that's what's going on with your mattress but I know it is possible for bedding material to turn that color due to sweat. If you got the poo poo sweats then yeah.
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Nov 20, 2020 04:39
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you can rent a steam cleaner from Fred Meyer or your local equivalent full-service grocery store thinger and though it's for carpets it works for surface level stuff in mattresses
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Nov 20, 2020 04:41
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:My mattress is so covered in my crusty jizz that when I sit on it it sounds like I'm crushing a bag of Doritos Got so many crabs that when I cross my legs it sounds like Rice Krispies.
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Nov 20, 2020 04:43
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Zil posted:Did you expect them to just finish the job while lying in feces? The way it usually works is that the feces come out when you finish the job. 
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Nov 20, 2020 04:43
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It could be mildew. If it is, it'll soon spread to other items such as clothing, destroying them if you're not fast enough with oxy bleach washing, and the mould could linger in your home for years. OP, you said this mattress stiinks. Buy another already FFS. Edit: Don't steam clean your mattress, it would stay wet inside for days or even weeks if you couldn't leave it outside in the sun for a week to dry, about guaranteeing mildew. And you will never get the farts out anyway. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Nov 20, 2020 |
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Nov 20, 2020 04:56
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It's fine if you use a low moisture cleaner. Usually takes 4-5 hours for a mattress to dry.
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Nov 20, 2020 05:09
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It's the sign you are the chosen one.
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Nov 20, 2020 05:16
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Might be worth having some bloodwork done. Recently learned, for lovely reasons, that night sweats can indicate lymphoma in addition to sleep apnea.
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Nov 20, 2020 05:22
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The Real Amethyst posted:I can guarantee you and swear on my life I've never wet the bed, lost control of my bowels, had period blood spillage, or excessively masturbated on my bed. That is a FACT! While your confidence is admirable, nobody knows if they snore either until someone points it out to them.
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Nov 20, 2020 05:32
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looks like you shed alot of skin. is it on a boxspring? mattresses tend to mold if you lay them flat on the floor without a boxspring.
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Nov 20, 2020 05:58
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The Real Amethyst posted:I can guarantee you and swear on my life I've never wet the bed, lost control of my bowels, had period blood spillage, or excessively masturbated on my bed. That is a FACT! lets stop talking about your disgusting mattress and start talking about how youve wasted your life
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Nov 20, 2020 06:43
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Twice a day is too much showering for most people but you should probably get up in the middle of the night for a third
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Nov 20, 2020 06:50
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At least the person you share the bed with has really good hygiene! Ahaha. I'm sorry. It's mean to make fun of loneliness.
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Nov 20, 2020 07:07
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LabyaMynora posted:So, uhhh... there's your problem.  gary oldmans diary posted:
gary oldmans diary posted:i spilled some coca cola on a bed and you wouldnt guess it but if you just leave it like that it forms a stain that is noticeable Zil posted:Before I got my sleep apnea under control I used to pretty much soak my pillow in sweat. Overtime the sweat turned my pillow brown. Not saying 100%, that's what's going on with your mattress but I know it is possible for bedding material to turn that color due to sweat. I actually woke up last night feeling p sweaty. I think we're on to something. ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:lets stop talking about your disgusting mattress and start talking about how youve wasted your life Frankenstyle posted:At least the person you share the bed with has really good hygiene! Ahaha. 
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Nov 20, 2020 07:47
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Wall Balls posted:i ran your image through a series of highly advanced analysis software and... my god!
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Nov 20, 2020 07:50
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The Real Amethyst posted:I'm a very hygienic person so I do it once every 6-7 days. I don't think sleeping in a pool of foul smelling goop every night counts as hygienic.
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Pawn 17 posted:I don't think sleeping in a pool of foul smelling goop every night counts as hygienic. Alright then smarty pants show me your mattress. Infact, I want to see all of your mattresses for comparison. Cowards! 
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