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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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A dimwitted former reality show host and an elderly former mayor who has dementia and enjoys eating his own boogers on live television team up with a disinterested Russian prostitute to save Christmas from ANTIFA.

Naturally, they fail horribly and Santa is guillotined in Times Square to the raucous cheers of a million illegal immigrants.

Fade to black over a giant burning pentacle with a chorus of goats singing “Oh Come All Ye Faithful”

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Code Jockey posted:

In their first feature-length adventure, Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer learn the true meaning of Christmas when Buck Strickland suffers a heart attack at Jugstore Cowboy's on Christmas Eve and they're left to run the big Strickland Propane Christmas Party

Wasn’t Buck Strickland dead by the end of that show? You could always do a Christmas Carol thing where Hank becomes Strickland’s partner then leaves Buck to die of COVID. Then Buck, Luanne’s boyfriend and uh... whoever else died (Luanne I guess) come back and haunt Hank teaching him the spirit of Propane Christmas.

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