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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Weird Fortune Cookies
 
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Slush Garbo

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plant this seed in the light of a full moon before the first freeze

* # ¿ Nov 30, 2020 21:25
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Slush Garbo

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the waiters phone number

* # ¿ Nov 30, 2020 21:26
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rolling paper and some ground up nug

* # ¿ Nov 30, 2020 21:27
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no1 cURR YOLO lolololol

* # ¿ Nov 30, 2020 21:28
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excellent. the lucky number printed on the back of this fortune cookie does not fit the normal lotto sequence. "i'll have to buy smoobles a mojito next time we're in peru" i think to myself, appreciating their deft work in infiltrating the restaurant to place this cookie. pulling the paper taut, i see the expected launch code pattern. 5 digits, repeated 4 times: 69420 69420 42069 69420. as I tuck the fortune into my jacket, i whisper "lol, nice."

* # ¿ Dec 4, 2020 18:57
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