Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



my neighbor's cat decided that I was his new owner at some point and started breaking into my house regularly and when he couldn't get in he'd follow me around the house spying on me through the windows and yelling at me

everytime I came home he'd run up to me just chatting away and I'd sit down on my step and talk with him and pet him

eventually he started running up to me on the street and leaping onto my shoulders



dude was kind of annoying, but I missed him when my neighbors moved away

I need a pet

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



you do need a pet. get you a nice starter cat, maybe a domestic short hair, something in a tuxedo perhaps

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



where do you live again we can work together to pick the best pet for you

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Hopefully he's gainfully employed and residing on the sea floor

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Aardvark! posted:

you do need a pet. get you a nice starter cat, maybe a domestic short hair, something in a tuxedo perhaps

my last pet was this two headed tuxedo cat that came out of a teleporter accident

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



even though I want a pet right now I really shouldn't, I got that long covid and barely have the energy to take care of myself

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Aardvark! posted:

where do you live again we can work together to pick the best pet for you

maybe one of those monkeys that helps around the house

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



how about some camels? they're only $35 a piece but you have to buy 100 of them



https://www.alibaba.com/product-det....fd1b721drnX76v

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Style: Alive

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



gimme dat fat camel

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



oh poo poo here we go, only 10 bux a piece



https://www.alibaba.com/product-det....176d10da7uK8yf

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Are abnormal, obese camels more or less

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications




Omg I love himb

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



tip im gonna mail you a live one of these fuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtz81PjU1vI

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I think I may have previously mentioned that I spent a couple nights in a haunted hotel built on hot springs and surrounded by peacocks

it sounds romantic until you get there and discover it's a rundown old building, the hot springs are sulfurous so the whole place smells like a hot fart, and the peacocks all let out blood curdling screams starting at 5 am

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfTUpk_bzSc

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Shithouse Dave posted:

Omg I love himb

Yes that cat has seen some poo poo

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



hey mpp, did you stop 3d modeling? I was enjoying seeing your progress

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020


you ever go all winter without hot water cause you didn't want to call maintenance cause you didn't want to clean your apartment and patio where the hot water heater closet is and just warmed up big pots of water on the stove and then poured them into the bathtub

haha me neither thatd be pretty depressing, right. im just asking

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





its_my_birthday posted:

you ever go all winter without hot water cause you didn't want to call maintenance cause you didn't want to clean your apartment and patio where the hot water heater closet is and just warmed up big pots of water on the stove and then poured them into the bathtub

haha me neither thatd be pretty depressing, right. im just asking

happy birthday

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER





also post tomorrow and

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


officially on 3rd shift as of a few days ago and still struggling with getting any kind of sleep schedule going. poo poo was easier when I was younger

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


coming home and hitting the bong and going for a morning walk has been nice though

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





its_my_birthday posted:

you ever go all winter without hot water cause you didn't want to call maintenance cause you didn't want to clean your apartment and patio where the hot water heater closet is and just warmed up big pots of water on the stove and then poured them into the bathtub

haha me neither thatd be pretty depressing, right. im just asking

No but I used to have a bird in the apartment that I wasn’t supposed to have but the maintenance guy didn’t give a poo poo and would whistle at him but then one time it was a different maintenance guy and he reported me to property management and I had to have an inspection.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Tip posted:

hey mpp, did you stop 3d modeling? I was enjoying seeing your progress

I haven't done much lately but I intend to get back to it. Tbh I've been too preoccupied with the issue of where I'm going to live to get and such to get much work done. Hopefully once this is all sorted out I'll get back on track!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Aardvark! did you end up eating Pho or Ramen last night?

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Aardvark! did you end up eating Pho or Ramen last night?

i had spicy tonkotsu with 2 extra eggs. it was the thought of eating those delicious, delicious ramen soaked eggs that pushed me over the edge.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Spaghetti.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



thinkin about making a new thread today. havent thought of any topics lately though

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Aardvark! posted:

thinkin about making a new thread today. havent thought of any topics lately though

Something something popcorn at theatres.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Rumpthread revival.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Yeah let us post butts

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I was startled to learn that for some reason there are people that mostly drink out of actual glass glasses rather than a mug. This seems weird to me. Isnt a mug superior in every way, outside of drinking certain stuff like wine or whatever

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I was startled to learn that for some reason there are people that mostly drink out of actual glass glasses rather than a mug. This seems weird to me. Isnt a mug superior in every way, outside of drinking certain stuff like wine or whatever

what kind of beverage are we talking about here? do you drink down a mug of orange juice? let me see one of your mugs

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I was startled to learn that for some reason there are people that mostly drink out of actual glass glasses rather than a mug. This seems weird to me. Isnt a mug superior in every way, outside of drinking certain stuff like wine or whatever

lmao-ing thinking about enjoying a nice mug of milk with breakfast, and perhaps a mug of cola with lunch.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



PinheadSlim posted:

lmao-ing thinking about enjoying a nice mug of milk with breakfast, and perhaps a mug of cola with lunch.

unwinding with a coffee mug full of bud lite after work

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





When we had some people over for my 40th my girlfriend had gotten a bunch of black plastic cups that said “LOL you’re 40!” or something. Anyway they’re really sturdy and dishwasher safe so now we just use those for almost everything.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply