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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Compelling evidence in the bible that God is gay
 
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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

 IIRC this is canon but got edited out of the christian bible because king james was a jerk, but God made Adam and Lilith as equals but Lilith got fired & replaced by Eve because she wouldn't have boring man-on-top sex w/Adam. Obv. God has issues with straight sex and thinks it's kinda gross and doesn't wanna hear about the details

Also I once looked up the archangel Michael on GIS and he is a power twink like if Superman was a femboi, check it out sometime he's cute and badass

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Compelling evidence in the bible that God is gay