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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Going to make it all about me telling people that I'm developing my personal brand. For example:

Friend: Hey, what are you going to be doing this weekend? I was thinking of going out for dinner with a few people at that new Korean BBQ place.
Me: I'm going to be working on my personal brand.

Boss at a massive tech firm: So, we were wondering what you could bring to our team.
Me: I'm developing my personal brand

Girlfriend: Wow I'm so ready to do the sex. Come to bed.
Me: Okay. After I'm developing my personal brand.

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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


i agree op but then you have no excuse to do things u want to, unless:

"hey go bowlijg with me"
"as long as it will help me develop my personal brand sure"

"hey op id like to have sex"
"thats great!! itll help me to develop my brand"

just a thought though ofc u dont have to use it if u don't want

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


also this helps great with my break up

"im sorry katie u just dont help my brand"

sounds so much better than

"im sorry katie but your farts are simply too much"

thank you!!!!

Stoner Sloth



alexandriao posted:

also this helps great with my break up

"im sorry katie u just dont help my brand"

sounds so much better than

"im sorry katie but your farts are simply too much"

thank you!!!!

"it's not you, it's my brand... projections show it needs a less farty person"



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


alexandriao posted:

i agree op but then you have no excuse to do things u want to, unless:

"hey go bowlijg with me"
"as long as it will help me develop my personal brand sure"

"hey op id like to have sex"
"thats great!! itll help me to develop my brand"

just a thought though ofc u dont have to use it if u don't want

Wow. These are great insights. Thank you. They'll really help me develop my personal brand story



How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


here's a brand for ya punk
*big knuckle sandwich with brass knuckles that say BYOB on the knuckle part*



-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant!

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



Very carefully arranging iron bars to form a pentacle with a big ol' rear end in the middle, before flawlessly spot welding it together.

Nosfereefer



managing your brand is a euphemism for jerking off, right?

Nosfereefer



if not, this meeting w/ my new brand manager is gonna be awkward

e: also, disappointing

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

You can't do this alone OP. However I can help you develop your own personal brand by managing your Twitter and proofreading your BYOB posts so that they remain on brand.

For a few hundred more a month I will also act as your secretary. If friends, family, or romantic partners call I will inform them that you are unavailable due to being busy developing your own personal brand.

And for a one time payment I will brand you with a hot iron in the shape of a branding iron.

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


finally developing my brand goatse.cx into a world leading cutting edge payment processor

finally the entire world can be Goatse'd

and they like it

Entenzahn

What will you say when
your child asks:
why did you fail Thunderdome?


why do you need a personal brand, are you a cowboy? that's pretty cool op



thank you Evan Jellicle for the honkin' rad holiday sig


copy rite by cda -> do not steal!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






i can't start succeeding now! it'll ruin my personal brand!

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Nosfereefer



*on phone*
"hey boss, i can't make it in today"
"oh really? why's that?"
"it's my brand, sir"
"*audibly shaken* oh... please take the time you need"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Telling the kids they have to go live with grandma because they tanked with the focus groups

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Telling the kids they have to go live with grandma because they tanked with the focus groups

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Telling the kids they have to go live with grandma because they tanked with the focus groups

Ass-penny



As long as your brand isn't "grown man hanging out at a park where there are children" you're in the black OP.


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Telling the kids they have to go live with grandma because they tanked with the focus groups


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Just came up with a super innovative idea: a comedy podcast!

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