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Going to make it all about me telling people that I'm developing my personal brand. For example: Friend: Hey, what are you going to be doing this weekend? I was thinking of going out for dinner with a few people at that new Korean BBQ place. Me: I'm going to be working on my personal brand. Boss at a massive tech firm: So, we were wondering what you could bring to our team. Me: I'm developing my personal brand Girlfriend: Wow I'm so ready to do the sex. Come to bed. Me: Okay. After I'm developing my personal brand. |
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i agree op but then you have no excuse to do things u want to, unless: "hey go bowlijg with me" "as long as it will help me develop my personal brand sure" "hey op id like to have sex" "thats great!! itll help me to develop my brand" just a thought though ofc u dont have to use it if u don't want |
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also this helps great with my break up "im sorry katie u just dont help my brand" sounds so much better than "im sorry katie but your farts are simply too much" thank you!!!! ![]() |
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alexandriao posted:also this helps great with my break up "it's not you, it's my brand... projections show it needs a less farty person"
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alexandriao posted:i agree op but then you have no excuse to do things u want to, unless: Wow. These are great insights. Thank you. They'll really help me develop my personal brand story
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here's a brand for ya punk *big knuckle sandwich with brass knuckles that say BYOB on the knuckle part*
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Very carefully arranging iron bars to form a pentacle with a big ol' rear end in the middle, before flawlessly spot welding it together.
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managing your brand is a euphemism for jerking off, right?
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if not, this meeting w/ my new brand manager is gonna be awkward e: also, disappointing
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You can't do this alone OP. However I can help you develop your own personal brand by managing your Twitter and proofreading your BYOB posts so that they remain on brand. For a few hundred more a month I will also act as your secretary. If friends, family, or romantic partners call I will inform them that you are unavailable due to being busy developing your own personal brand. And for a one time payment I will brand you with a hot iron in the shape of a branding iron. |
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finally developing my brand goatse.cx into a world leading cutting edge payment processor finally the entire world can be Goatse'd and they like it |
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why do you need a personal brand, are you a cowboy? that's pretty cool op
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i can't start succeeding now! it'll ruin my personal brand!
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*on phone* "hey boss, i can't make it in today" "oh really? why's that?" "it's my brand, sir" "*audibly shaken* oh... please take the time you need"
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Telling the kids they have to go live with grandma because they tanked with the focus groups |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Telling the kids they have to go live with grandma because they tanked with the focus groups
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Telling the kids they have to go live with grandma because they tanked with the focus groups |
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As long as your brand isn't "grown man hanging out at a park where there are children" you're in the black OP.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Telling the kids they have to go live with grandma because they tanked with the focus groups
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 07:31 |
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Just came up with a super innovative idea: a comedy podcast! |
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