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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I offer to wash other guys dicks in the sink after they pee

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Slamming a stall door on it five or six times while making direct eye contact also works

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I put a bag over it and then use several twisted rubber bands to hold it in place like a normal person

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Diorama posted:

Imaging genuinely believing that you have a right to tell the other gender what to do with their own bodies.

I don't.
I'm telling the same gender what to do to their bodies. And mine.
Constantly.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Diorama posted:

A penis is a series of tubes, I'm not sounding with a q-tip.

Of course not you idiot baby.


That's what bottle brushes are for

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

egg_dog posted:

Does anyone else strip off to take a piss at a public urinal?

I've gone to Wrigley to stand IN the troughs

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

With christmas coming up I've taken up the old holiday tradition of keeping a roll of scotch tape next to the toilet paper and so take off a reasonable sized strip of that, put it over my tip and rip it off like a band-aid every time I relieve myself, like a normal human being.

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