My ass won't quit

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Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

"Uranus is a gas giant over 31,000 miles in diameter"

"Very funny"

"No, seriously, I'm your gastroenterologist and I've never seen anything like this"

# ? Dec 3, 2020 12:59

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:21

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

FutonForensic posted:

consider yourself lucky, that's what the fairy disguised as an old beggar considers a blessing. she cursed me and now I poo poo unripe persimmons

# ? Dec 3, 2020 14:46

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

*borat voice* my rear end!!!!!!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 16:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

My rear end quit last year and I miss it terribly

# ? Dec 3, 2020 17:26

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My rear end quit last year and I miss it terribly

It happens to every guy, don't feel bad.

# ? Dec 3, 2020 18:14

Goons Are Gifts

I really like asses tbh

# ? Dec 3, 2020 19:38

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Glutes Are Great posted:

I really like asses tbh

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 22:09

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I will never quit on rear end

# ? Dec 3, 2020 22:19

Stoner Sloth

my rear end, it just couldn't quit in time

"asscheeks to asscheeks, butts to butts"

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# ? Dec 3, 2020 22:26

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

We're no strangers to buns

You know the holes and so do I
A big caboose is what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other hiney
IIIII just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you bunderstand

Never gonna give you up
Always gonna sit you down
Never gonna not be round and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna blend with thigh

Never gonna squeak one by and prrrrt you

# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:25

Ass-penny

Glutes Are Great posted:

I really like asses tbh

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:48

posting smiling

if your rear end isn't going to quit, we will make this a hostile work environment and force you to quit because your rear end is about to vest a large pension and we're not in a financial position to make good on that at this point in time

# ? Dec 4, 2020 03:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Kief Richards posted:

It happens to every guy, don't feel bad.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 03:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Someday, you'll all be assless chaps.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 04:10

Ass-penny

Kief Richards posted:

Someday, you'll all be assless chaps.

You promise? My lawyer has some real disappointing things to say whenever I bring up what I want to happen to my body after I die.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 05:08

vanisher

I started squatting when I was 3 years old and I haven't stopped rain or shine even in my sleep I do squats

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# ? Dec 4, 2020 06:01

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

quit in one hand and rear end in the other and see which one gives up first

# ? Dec 4, 2020 07:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Kief Richards posted:

Someday, you'll all be assless chaps.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 07:33

Escape From Noise

Demanding that my rear end turn in their badge and gun

# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:17

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

I wish my mouth would stop writing cheques that my destitute rear end can't cash

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# ? Dec 4, 2020 09:19

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Non quitting rear end eh?
A perpetual engine
Gyrating, ceaseless

# ? Dec 4, 2020 13:22

google THIS

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Demanding that my rear end turn in their badge and gun

"You're a loose (fart) cannon!"

# ? Dec 4, 2020 15:04

alexandriao

grey goo is made of 90% nanobutts

# ? Dec 4, 2020 15:06

pecan

my rear end was cancelled

# ? Dec 4, 2020 15:55

Escape From Noise

pecan posted:

my rear end was cancelled

They never got behind the show and put it in direct competition with Tits before it could build up a fan base!

# ? Dec 4, 2020 15:57

pecan

#mepoo

# ? Dec 4, 2020 16:01

biosterous

i'm not allowed to fly over russia due to fears of creating another tungasska event

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
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he/him

# ? Dec 4, 2020 19:52

biosterous

tongue-rear end-ka event lol

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he/him

# ? Dec 4, 2020 19:52

vanisher

pecan posted:

my rear end was cancelled

for your safety it had to be contained

in a hatch :evilbuddy:

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# ? Dec 4, 2020 19:56

alexandriao

vanisher posted:

for your safety it had to be contained

in a hatch

damb these new hatchbacks are really loaded with rear end huh?!?

# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:24

Escape From Noise

alexandriao posted:

damb these new hatchbacks are really loaded with rear end huh?!?

Salesperson at the dealership telling me that you can fit a lot of junk in the trunk while giving me a knowing wink.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:08

google THIS

(staring out at the vast, seemingly endless expanse of rear end) Looks flat to me

# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:21

alexandriao

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Salesperson at the dealership telling me that you can fit a lot of junk in the trunk while giving me a knowing wink.

it's a very roomy fit! ; )

# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:27

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

my hips don't lie, rear end won't quit, and i wish my whole body had the strong moral convictions of those parts

# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:30

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

If I only had a brain. *sighs and goes back to shaking that rear end*

# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:47

alexandriao

"cmon rear end, turn in your badge and gun"

"no sarge!!! i need to persue this case!!!!"

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)

# ? Dec 4, 2020 22:43

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

My rear end refused to quit and even gave itself a raise.

# ? Dec 5, 2020 00:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

(staring out at the vast, seemingly endless expanse of rear end) Looks flat to me

NASA pictures prove that the rear end is round

# ? Dec 5, 2020 00:36

alexandriao

sorry bud

you're rear end looks like a quitting rear end to me

# ? Dec 5, 2020 00:40

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:21

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

NASA pictures prove that the rear end is round

But do they prove that you want a triple X throwdown?

# ? Dec 5, 2020 02:54

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