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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Sir Not Appearing posted:

Anal beads decorated as little baseballs and basketballs.

Just lmao if you can only get a little baseball in your rear end

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

$100 worth of jock straps

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

20 Blunts posted:

Just lmao if you can only get a little baseball in your rear end

hi

FreakNasty
Dec 3, 2020

Number_6 posted:

Baseball/basketball/football autographed by a famous Houston player?

Maybe some kind of collectible and/or autographed trading card?

For example, here's a baseball signed by probably the most unhittable Astros pitcher ever (but if your guy is young he may not remember him).

https://www.sportscollectibles.com/mike_scott_autographed_signed_86_cy_young_baseball_autograph_auto_tristar_c_p5914781.htm



Wow, that Mike Scott ball is an EXCELLENT idea Number 6, I might just get that!!!

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
How about an apron?

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FreakNasty
Dec 3, 2020

FreakNasty posted:

Wow, that Mike Scott ball is an EXCELLENT idea Number 6, I might just get that!!!



Just ordered it Number 6, thanks so much!!! Great gift, for sure!

AllNewJonasSalk
Apr 22, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Have you thought about getting him a personal relationship with his personal savior? It's never too late to get down on your knees and let the Bartman in.

Cop
Nov 14, 2007
Get him a puppy.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Get him a John Wall Houston Rockets jersey imo

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

verbal enema posted:

Get him a John Wall Houston Rockets jersey imo

Hell yeah.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Lexus with a big bow on it and a happy family in a big house where no one questions why it was ok to buy a car as a gift

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


a nice pair of shoes

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


if my wife got me aN REM album on vinyl i would be happy

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Sid Vicious posted:

if my wife got me aN REM album on vinyl i would be happy

What’s your favorite REM album

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

20 Blunts posted:

Just lmao if you can only get a little baseball in your rear end

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

What’s your favorite REM album

im really lame and its automatic for the people but a close followup is up

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
a pile of old sportsballs from the goodwill

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
tell him to shove that astros world series trophy up his rear end in a top hat

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Sid Vicious posted:

im really lame and its automatic for the people but a close followup is up

I like green a lot

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Get them some Sugar Land Skeeters or Lightning Sloths merch

http://sugar-land-skeeters10.mybigcommerce.com

Skeeters are the official AAA minor league team for the astros

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I saw REM described once as "jangly art rock" and it seems perfect.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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SilvergunSuperman posted:

I saw REM described once as "jangly art rock" and it seems perfect.

Yeah goddamn shiny happy people got run da gently caress over by the “depressive stoner sludge” bulldozer huh? :megadeath:

hydrocarbonenema
Mar 4, 2017

Fun Shoe
Hot take, OP: Get him a trash can and a bat, like his favorite team the loving cheating scumbag houston astros.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


a sport shoe

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Just one?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Get him Test Match. It's the ideal gift for someone and there's as good a chance it will be him as anyone else.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


oh my god table cricket lmao

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Who wants to bet OP is Seraph trying to fly under the radar by pretending to be a stupid newbie?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

rodbeard posted:

Who wants to bet OP is Seraph trying to fly under the radar by pretending to be a stupid newbie?

That would make sense.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Get him this

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Negostrike posted:

Get him this



:stonk:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Negostrike posted:

Get him this



lol if you dont have enough control of your sphincter to flex out any shape of poo poo.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

lol if you dont have enough control of your sphincter to flex out any shape of poo poo.

So what poo knots can you tie? :thunk:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
if you put yourself into a deep enough focus and practice all of the stretches daily your rear end can be basically a 3d printer

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
What's Eve Online?

mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

All of the Craig Biggio Starting Lineup figures

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Negostrike posted:

Get him this



That's for children, get him the nice antique version.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A brojob while wearing his favorite sports team regalia

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Chinatown posted:

tell him to shove that astros world series trophy up his rear end in a top hat

lol

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Any sort of jawn

https://ironpigs.milbstore.com/collections/jawn

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