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Sir Not Appearing posted:Anal beads decorated as little baseballs and basketballs. Just lmao if you can only get a little baseball in your rear end
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 13:46 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:40 |
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$100 worth of jock straps
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 15:00 |
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20 Blunts posted:Just lmao if you can only get a little baseball in your rear end hi
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 15:00 |
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Number_6 posted:Baseball/basketball/football autographed by a famous Houston player? Wow, that Mike Scott ball is an EXCELLENT idea Number 6, I might just get that!!!
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 17:18 |
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How about an apron?
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 17:21 |
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FreakNasty posted:Wow, that Mike Scott ball is an EXCELLENT idea Number 6, I might just get that!!! Just ordered it Number 6, thanks so much!!! Great gift, for sure!
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 17:29 |
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Have you thought about getting him a personal relationship with his personal savior? It's never too late to get down on your knees and let the Bartman in.
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 17:51 |
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Get him a puppy.
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 18:03 |
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Get him a John Wall Houston Rockets jersey imo
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 18:25 |
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verbal enema posted:Get him a John Wall Houston Rockets jersey imo Hell yeah.
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 19:36 |
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Lexus with a big bow on it and a happy family in a big house where no one questions why it was ok to buy a car as a gift
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 21:02 |
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a nice pair of shoes
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 22:50 |
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if my wife got me aN REM album on vinyl i would be happy
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 22:56 |
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Sid Vicious posted:if my wife got me aN REM album on vinyl i would be happy What’s your favorite REM album
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 22:59 |
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20 Blunts posted:Just lmao if you can only get a little baseball in your rear end
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:01 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:What’s your favorite REM album im really lame and its automatic for the people but a close followup is up
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:03 |
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a pile of old sportsballs from the goodwill
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:17 |
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tell him to shove that astros world series trophy up his rear end in a top hat
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:25 |
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Sid Vicious posted:im really lame and its automatic for the people but a close followup is up I like green a lot
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:30 |
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Get them some Sugar Land Skeeters or Lightning Sloths merch http://sugar-land-skeeters10.mybigcommerce.com Skeeters are the official AAA minor league team for the astros
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:48 |
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I saw REM described once as "jangly art rock" and it seems perfect.
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:51 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I saw REM described once as "jangly art rock" and it seems perfect. Yeah goddamn shiny happy people got run da gently caress over by the “depressive stoner sludge” bulldozer huh?
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:57 |
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Hot take, OP: Get him a trash can and a bat, like his favorite team the loving cheating scumbag houston astros.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:02 |
a sport shoe
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:10 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:a sport shoe Just one?
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:11 |
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Get him Test Match. It's the ideal gift for someone and there's as good a chance it will be him as anyone else.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:16 |
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oh my god table cricket lmao
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:18 |
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Who wants to bet OP is Seraph trying to fly under the radar by pretending to be a stupid newbie?
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:21 |
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rodbeard posted:Who wants to bet OP is Seraph trying to fly under the radar by pretending to be a stupid newbie? That would make sense.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:23 |
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Get him this
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:33 |
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Negostrike posted:Get him this
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:41 |
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Negostrike posted:Get him this lol if you dont have enough control of your sphincter to flex out any shape of poo poo.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:44 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:lol if you dont have enough control of your sphincter to flex out any shape of poo poo. So what poo knots can you tie?
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:46 |
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if you put yourself into a deep enough focus and practice all of the stretches daily your rear end can be basically a 3d printer
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:47 |
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What's Eve Online?
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:48 |
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All of the Craig Biggio Starting Lineup figures
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 00:48 |
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Negostrike posted:Get him this That's for children, get him the nice antique version.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 01:06 |
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A brojob while wearing his favorite sports team regalia
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 02:22 |
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Chinatown posted:tell him to shove that astros world series trophy up his rear end in a top hat lol
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 02:28 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:40 |
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Any sort of jawn https://ironpigs.milbstore.com/collections/jawn
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 06:15 |