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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Oh my god imagine the raisin that thing would become. Hey op, raisin in the thumbs am I right?

It would probably look like someone’s balls lol

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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
My ballsack is like a veined sock filled with two huge green grapes

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Who's eating Gilbert's grapes?



It's OP. It's OP that does that.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



e: gently caress, misread thread title

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pickle a few in your rear end OP

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

What’s on your mind grapes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the universe is kinda like a huge green grape if you really think about it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

the universe is kinda like a huge green grape if you really think about it

the universe is actually cylindrical, like a tallboy of Busch Light

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

I skimmed the thread yes, you got weird rear end nails

JD-Smith
Apr 30, 2009

YOU WILL OBEY.
I got this bizarro grape a while back. I saved a pic cuz it'd be hard to explain again. imgur.com/a/2ZXvlXn .. gently caress i can never get images to post correctly. i'm a moron. i give up.

JD-Smith fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Dec 4, 2020

Shiney McShine
Oct 12, 2010

paperwork
Personal Earpiece
Looks like the farmer may have used Gibberellic Acid on his crop to make his grapes bigger. https://www.grovida.us/growing-table-grapes/gibberellic-acid-sprays.html

GA is a natural plant hormone that causes plant cells to grow bigger and is registered to be sprayed on different commercial fruit crops. In grapes it is mainly sprayed on seedless varieties because they have less natural GA than seeded grapes.

:science:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

It would probably look like someone’s balls lol

Hahaha can you imagine???

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

That’s HIS grape. :smug:

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I made some hosed up sauce out of figs, brine, pork drippings, and mint, because I’m a psychotic bitch and I want to make things that taste hosed up. It’s like a reminder that I’m still in control of the taste kingdom. Sorry about your weird grapes op I had gently caress all to do with that. :shrug:

Well... don't leave us hanging like this, what was it like?

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


I wish I had some small grapes.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Cubone posted:

they're not clubbed
my doctor showed me this, you press the tops of your fingers flat against each other like this

and if you have that little gap there, it's probably not clubbing
(it's a good idea to get screened for lung/heart disease either way though)

I get that a lot because my nails are a weird shape and I have pretty big hands

but also there is some foreshortening going on in that pic
here is what it is like when my thumb is going slightly away from you

still obviously very masculine and cool, but not the grape-rending behemoth many have dreamt of
I was horrified immediately as well I thought you had clubbed nails, so glad you don't...
Whew

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


gently caress yes

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I like big green grapes but they make me fart like I was being paid to do so, therefore I rarely eat them.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

I like big green grapes but they make me fart like I was being paid to do so, therefore I rarely eat them.

It's good work, if you can't get it.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Cubone posted:

they're not clubbed
my doctor showed me this, you press the tops of your fingers flat against each other like this

and if you have that little gap there, it's probably not clubbing
(it's a good idea to get screened for lung/heart disease either way though)

dat gap

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

If one tries to roll away on you OP, think of it as the grape escape. Hope that helps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O38sMTEvvDk
Watching it again now that's a pretty hosed up commercial. Those children are monsters.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
forgot about 5is thread, sorry

my dog died im sad posted:

Use tooth picks to make a family of Grape People.
finally somebody who's talkin sense

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Chinatown posted:

pickle a few in your rear end OP
not sure what you mean, can you elaborate?

numberoneposter posted:

the universe is kinda like a huge green grape if you really think about it
I have thought about it but not very hard
good boy

dr.acula posted:

I skimmed the thread yes, you got weird rear end nails
I've already addressed this

JD-Smith posted:

I got this bizarro grape a while back. I saved a pic cuz it'd be hard to explain again. imgur.com/a/2ZXvlXn .. gently caress i can never get images to post correctly. i'm a moron. i give up.
I got u homeslice

yep that's a weird one for sure

Herr Schuler posted:

Looks like the farmer may have used Gibberellic Acid on his crop to make his grapes bigger. https://www.grovida.us/growing-table-grapes/gibberellic-acid-sprays.html

GA is a natural plant hormone that causes plant cells to grow bigger and is registered to be sprayed on different commercial fruit crops. In grapes it is mainly sprayed on seedless varieties because they have less natural GA than seeded grapes.

:science:
very informative and the kind of answer I was hoping for when I started this thread, thank you thank you

Spinz posted:

I was horrified immediately as well I thought you had clubbed nails, so glad you don't...
Whew
appreciate the concern :^)

but everybody stop talking about my insanely jacked up and nuts monster fingernails now please it is making me self-conscious

unrelated: I have that song that's like
yeah mama this surely is a dream 🎵
stuck in my head but I can't remember how the rest of it goes
gonna find and listen to it while I snack on these grapes, wml

Cubone fucked around with this message at 10:28 on Dec 5, 2020

Bigchops
Mar 13, 2005
Biggus Choppus

Cubone posted:


unrelated: I have that song that's like
yeah mama this surely is a dream 🎵
stuck in my head but I can't remember how the rest of it goes

That's Marcy Playground - Sex and Grapes

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Are black grapes uncommon in some places because I tend to eat them a lot but I’ve gotten people surprised at their existence on several occasions which threw me for a loop.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Those were pregnant beetles dude. You ate pregnant beetles and loved it.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Those were pregnant beetles dude. You ate pregnant beetles and loved it.

lol

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Smashmouth Cubone eat smash the eggs grape




Or at least do surgery on it

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

ArbitraryC posted:

Are black grapes uncommon in some places because I tend to eat them a lot but I’ve gotten people surprised at their existence on several occasions which threw me for a loop.

Those are olives you've been eating.

naem
May 29, 2011

my wife’s boyfriend loves huge greand grapes

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Those were pregnant beetles dude. You ate pregnant beetles and loved it.

no there not there grapes, troll

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
grapés

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
How many grapes can you fit in your butt?
In your butt in your butt in your butt butt butt.
Green grapes red grapes champagne sour,
Max that poo poo out you got one hour

:banjo:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

please stay on topic

Fatima
Dec 6, 2020
I wouldn't complain- you got more grape for your money :)

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

my dog died im sad posted:

Those are olives you've been eating.

This summer I had a coworker ask me in all sincerity if I was just munching on olives and I was like "no, they're just black grapes" at which point he told me he had never heard of black grapes and I just shrugged and said they were right next to the green and red ones.

It was not the first time I had that conversation.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ArbitraryC posted:

This summer I had a coworker ask me in all sincerity if I was just munching on olives and I was like "no, they're just black grapes" at which point he told me he had never heard of black grapes and I just shrugged and said they were right next to the green and red ones.

It was not the first time I had that conversation.

BBG’s

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Chinatown posted:

pickle a few in your rear end OP

:agreed:

If memory seves correctly, wasn't "huge green grapes" the most unfunny, boring, contrived and deservedly short lived of wannabe memes to ever curse these forums? (And I say that as a fan of Doobie threads, so I'm obviously easily pleased,)

I believe it was. So I put it to you OP, did you get the pic via Google Images, or did you trawl grocery stores statewide for years to find green grapes big enough to photograph for your "funny" post?

No lies now.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

naem posted:

my wife’s boyfriend loves huge greand grapes

Do you like to watch? Do you lick his "grapes" while they do it?

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