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BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything."


One of my personal rules is to never make someone feel bad for having some gap in knowledge. Unless you're being a dick, I will never say things like "I can't believe you don't know this!" or "You've never seen Baseketball (1998)?"

What are your rules?

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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Never admit you're wrong

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Mogwai rules

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:
Always tell the truth unless you catch them lying to you first

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Don't intentionally harm people. Don't steal from people. Really that's it and I don't see why anybody needs any more rules than that.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

No not believin in yourself

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


Those are pretty good. Generic enough to be interpreted a lot of ways.

I also never, ever prank people.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I always rate all photoshop threads a 5.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
1: Don't try to ride on a forklift or distract the operator.
2: Get out of the way when a forklift horn sounds.
3: Pay attention to materials on the dock that could fall or roll.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I treat others the way I want to be treated op.

Except when I'm poo poo posting you human stain

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Don’t do violence
Don’t drink coffee and booze on an empty stomach

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
KNOWER rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnEmD17kYsE

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Rules are for rubes, that's my rule :frogc00l:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
"People are strong because they have the ability to change themselves."

"Harboring anxiety or self-doubt is not shameful. Letting it define you is."

"If you don't like your destiny, change it."




Actually those are all just quotes from anime. But I think they're pretty good ideas to live by, OP.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Integrity is the core of virtue

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I have twelve of them and plan to release them in boom form

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
It's not weird if you get paid.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
The rules of the road

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
The only way to keep a secret between three people is if two of them are dead

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
think slow and fart hard

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008

hey that's true

e: i try to be as honest as possible, all the time, to everyone, because when i was a little kid i lied a lot and grew to hate it as i recognized how much it was stunting my personal growth

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Do not touch willie

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002


Louis Cole is a genius and owns super hard

He's like the cool, non-self-fart-huffing version of Jacob Collier

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Everything you mock you'll end up doing


(It loving SUCKS)

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Always Be Bustin

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
No anime

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Put it away and zip up at all red light stops, trust me

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


Don't be a dick

Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004
as a utilitarian it is important that as many people get as much utility as possible

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
-treat strangers with respect and positivity no matter how you are feeling

-dont half-rear end anything you do. why do it to begin with then?

-always use more toilet paper than u think u need. if i clog your toilet your water pressure is pathetic.



Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

  • If you see a floppy dong lying around, it better dang well be in your butt before dinnertime

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


Nobody is allowed to panic unless I panic

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
Try not to gently caress things up.

Try not to be an rear end in a top hat, unless it's really necessary.

When you start your car, always check your critical gauges to make sure everything looks OK before driving off.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
shoot big big cums

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Always be petting a dog.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Give everyone respect until they lose it

Make sure to get all the poo poo off your rear end no matter what it takes

Live and let live

Educate yourself on something every day

Always brush your teeth

Be prepared to take risks and change things in your life

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Always go full retard

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
Be passive aggressive to degenerates that try to make slurs into jokes.

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Be passive aggressive to degenerates that try to make slurs into jokes.

lot goin' on here.

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