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Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

their pizza sucks, don't believe the hype

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Oh yeah let me go to a store to buy reheated old pizza

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

hey im walking here!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of


(C) Alicia Keyes or possibly a bad English translation app

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
here's a nice photo I took in the bronx yesterday

it's the porn company license plate frame + baby on board sign that does it for me

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Taxi!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Ey pal, we call them cabs here, dis ain’t fuggin chicaaaago ya silly broad. :hmmyes:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Is "cab" actually a regional term?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Ey pal, we call them cabs here, dis ain’t fuggin chicaaaago ya silly broad. :hmmyes:

Nobody yells “CAB!” :colbert:

although nobody really uses yellow cabs much afaik

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Ey pal, we call them cabs here, dis ain’t fuggin chicaaaago ya silly broad. :hmmyes:

Eyyy, whaddafuck is this, you fuckin' prick it's 2021, you can't go callin' dames broads anymore!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Snowy posted:

Nobody yells “CAB!” :colbert:

although nobody really uses yellow cabs much afaik

Ey pal take dat fuggin attitude and stuff it, ya just say “HEY CABBIE” and give em a big thumbs up and a smile, now beat it ya friggin bozo. :catbert:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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rodbeard posted:

Oh yeah let me go to a store to buy reheated old pizza

Ey pal, you want toppings on that huh? Here’s a head of cabbage and a tin of sardines, go suck an egg.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Ay listen up bozo ya want da real scoop DIS-RE-GAAAHHD anyting da fuggin' liars at da times tells ya.





rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

ultrafilter posted:

Welcome to Queens.






I live on one of these roads

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Rape is up 27% in The City where, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/major-crimes-up-38-in-nyc-so-far-this-year-nypd-says/3528311/

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Jan 24, 2006

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Poohs Packin posted:

Rape is up 27% in The City where, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/major-crimes-up-38-in-nyc-so-far-this-year-nypd-says/3528311/

Ayyy!

Oooh! The gently caress is this?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

The most NYC thing I saw there was an orthodox jew screaming into a street payphone, slamming down the reciever after a final gently caress YOU and stomping off.

That was in 2003 or so when there were still lots of payphones around.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
My dad grew up in Morningside Heights.

They used to build forts out of dead Columbia students.

I got some stories but I'm walking here.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

kntfkr posted:

My dad grew up in Morningside Heights.

They used to build forts out of dead Columbia students.

I got some stories but I'm walking here.

Omygod thats like so crazy because i have a shop i just opened next door in SoHa we're doing vegan soul food in masonry jars that you can return and bring back for refills but also its like a bodega but with only local produce and organic products? right? but like not a bodega? like we dont have a cat! ew! no! anyways nobody likes it!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

https://twitter.com/MichaelRapaport/status/1489340995976286208

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Poohs Packin posted:

Omygod thats like so crazy because i have a shop i just opened next door in SoHa we're doing vegan soul food in masonry jars that you can return and bring back for refills but also its like a bodega but with only local produce and organic products? right? but like not a bodega? like we dont have a cat! ew! no! anyways nobody likes it!

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Poohs Packin posted:

Rape is up 27% in The City where, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/major-crimes-up-38-in-nyc-so-far-this-year-nypd-says/3528311/

What a lovely reason to bump this dead thread :smith:


Michael Rapaport is such a shithead. Has anyone other than me seen him guest-host the Wendy Williams show? Dude has negative charisma.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
No one else has seen the Wendy Williams show, no.

edit: but i did see three minutes of the steve wilkos show yesterday at my mom's house

a troll doll was dating a convicted sex offender that says he's innocent and they were gonna give him a lie detector test to detect any lies

kntfkr fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Feb 4, 2022

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ayyyyyyy I'm posting heahhh

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

kntfkr posted:

No one else has seen the Wendy Williams show, no.

You lucky, lucky bastards. Working from home, I sometimes just leave the TV on for the ambient noise and once I left it on during Michael Rapaport on the Wendy Williams show & was horrified.

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edit: but i did see three minutes of the steve wilkos show yesterday at my mom's house

a troll doll was dating a convicted sex offender that says he's innocent and they were gonna give him a lie detector test to detect any lies

:raise:

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
I went to NYC this summer, got almost mugged / murdered by a guy at the metro saying that he's going to cut me, put on a skewer, grill and eat. 11/10

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

hey ya fuggin MOOK

get a load a dis!

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

YeahTubaMike posted:

What a lovely reason to bump this dead thread :smith:

Michael Rapaport is such a shithead. Has anyone other than me seen him guest-host the Wendy Williams show? Dude has negative charisma.

Yeah I didn't think NYCs current massive spike in crime warranted its own thread when I've already created a horrible thread about it.

Wendy Williams is like a parody of an evil talk show host from a Chuck Palahniuk novel. LOL that she brings Michale Rappaport on and that he's still doing his "black people's white guy" shtick.

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