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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Seasons greetings, C-SPAM!

Back in spring we promised that we would have regular feedback threads, and we have been doing so. Now it's time for the fourth installment, in time for the holiday season, and it seems like people have a lot of feedback to give. We are all ears!

What makes this feedback thread different from the previous ones is that we've figured out a new way for you to give us feedback. In lieu of the traditional Christmas album, we've set up a google voice number unique to C-SPAM. All the mods have access to it. You can call in and leave a message. These messages will then be compiled into mp3 files and the messages will be posted here anonymously for everyone's listening pleasure. Whether you have something positive or negative to say, have some phone prank you want to play on us, or just want to call in to say "TRELP," well, now you can!

As a warning, because of the way google voice works, unless you dial *67 before the number, we will be able to see any number that calls in. We have no way to connect that to your something awful account. We don't want to do anything with that information. It will be anonymous, but we will know all the numbers that call in, and that is all we will know. We are not going to look at that. We just want to make a funny call in-thread. If you're not comfortable with us having your number then go to a payphone or buy a burner SIM card or something. Or dial *67 before the number and then we can't see who called us! We just want to offer you all full disclosure here about how this works before this begins. For accessibility reasons, if you want to leave anonymous feedback you can also text us.

That being said, the official C-SPAM mod feedback hotline number is:

1-(TRU)-A01-HAPM

or

1-‪(878)-201-4276‬

Our posting service representatives are standing by, and looking forward to your calls. If you have something to say and you want everyone to hear it, here is your chance!

edit: :siren: google voice seems to cut voicemails off at 3 minutes in length, please plan accordingly

Besides that, feedback in the form of posts in this thread will also be read and addressed in a similar manner to previous feedback threads.

When we have these feedback threads, they normally attract a lot of attention and there are a lot of posts, and they require mods to be online and available to address those concerns. We want to leave this one open a bit longer, in case anyone wants to compose a song or something, and we will keep it open longer. But if there is a heated discussion happening and no mods around to contribute to the discussion, we might close it from time to time. Feedback works best as a conversation.

Have fun!

Update:

Round 1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7WNYqY5Dho

Somebody has issued a correction as of 23:26 on Dec 16, 2020

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
CSPAM needs more posts

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
twoday, i demand you transcrpibe all of my 4 am rambligs to this number into posts

thank you

god bless

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Plinkey posted:

twoday, i demand you transcrpibe all of my 4 am rambligs to this number into posts

thank you

god bless

google voice does that automatically, and it's really bad at it, but I can post the transcription text sure

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Black lives matter. Defund the police. I find it disgusting that the CSPAM PD is slaughtering peaceful posters in the chat threads. I had two friends go to the flamewar in the Succ Zone a couple days ago and the posters were peaceful until the mods showed up with their excessive, violent force probating people for eighteen hours and putting the thread in slow mode. Is this what you think of, protecting and serving? Because I think it’s bullshit. gently caress you, twoday. I refuse to call you a goon or a mod because you don’t deserve those titles. You are a disgrace. Suck my dick and choke on it. I yield my time. gently caress you.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
But in all honesty, seems mostly fine.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


twoday posted:

google voice does that automatically, and it's really bad at it, but I can post the transcription text sure

I said "pmurt"

it transcribed "fever"

perhaps it's more accurate than we realize

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Probably Magic posted:

Black lives matter. Defund the police. I find it disgusting that the CSPAM PD is slaughtering peaceful posters in the chat threads. I had two friends go to the flamewar in the Succ Zone a couple days ago and the posters were peaceful until the mods showed up with their excessive, violent force probating people for eighteen hours and putting the thread in slow mode. Is this what you think of, protecting and serving? Because I think it’s bullshit. gently caress you, twoday. I refuse to call you a goon or a mod because you don’t deserve those titles. You are a disgrace. Suck my dick and choke on it. I yield my time. gently caress you.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
we're gonna quote d&d, where gonna doxx their IK's and most of all we're gonna do it with a big smile on our faces. and theres nothing you mods can do about it

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Homeless Friend posted:

we're gonna quote d&d, where gonna doxx their IK's and most of all we're gonna do it with a big smile on our faces. and theres nothing you mods can do about it

call the hotline and say it coward

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


trelpephonic shitposting :hmmyes:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
the c-spam hotline has received several texts of trump misspellings so far

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


thank you, gently caress you, and good morning, not necessarily in that order

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
There are some calls coming in, we're gonna wait till there are enough to make an mp3 before we publish them, but lmao at the ones so far

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 8 days!)

I gave my number once to Jess! so there's no way I'm making that mistake again (gently caress you Nichael stop texting me)

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

people should stop posting tweets with 3 likes unless its really that funny (it never is)

people should stop falling for incredibly obvious trolls

forum is good otherwise :thumbsup:

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
My feedback is that the new Don't Be Mean To Us rule is incredibly embarrassing and you should be demodded for coming up with it. Okay thanks

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Also Nichael should be ceremonially entombed in Jess! campaign HQ (this forum)

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay, well we got a few calls but not enough to warrant posting them all, I'm gonna leave this thread open, and you can all take your time.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Crane Fist posted:

My feedback is that the new Don't Be Mean To Us rule is incredibly embarrassing and you should be demodded for coming up with it. Okay thanks

when I gave my sage advice I thought the message was gonna be “we’re tired of the poo poo” not protect smarxist lol.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Homeless Friend posted:

when I gave my sage advice I thought the message was gonna be “we’re tired of the poo poo” not protect smarxist lol.

lol owned

It seems like a big problem with this rule that lets you punish anyone for making posts you don't like will be that this forum has 600 mods and a good number of them are furious thin-skinned babies who got brain damage from reading the trump thread. Seems bad to me

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Crane Fist posted:

My feedback is that the new Don't Be Mean To Us rule is incredibly embarrassing and you should be demodded for coming up with it. Okay thanks
Yeah, that rule and the tendencies it supports is at least falling under the 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 5th type of liberalism, possibly also the 10th and 11th.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
lightning knight - sux, doesnt post, fail rear end probes, benjamin button genesplicer :gamefreak:
crusty w/e - porn thread ik, nuff said. stick that mod star into a trash can into a dumpster into a landfill onto a barge into the ocean and gently caress the ocean :D :D
squizzle - recent bad decisions, has yet to delete cspam. squizzle resign bitch :blastu:
twoday - delete incredibly bone headed dont be mean to us rule and personally apologize to tails gets trolled poster or your next mystery fish will be fugu :twisted:
brutalist mcdonalds - forgot this guy existed. maybe futurama god mod? demod anyway just to be safe :grin:

swap all these dumb rear end iks out and do so monthly. but find a way to keep them all listed though so dweebs keep getting mad and posting epic comedy numbers about the amount of them

close down all the megathreads monthly or quarterly

:weedass:

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Hi I also think the don't make fun of people rule is dumb. Will you please make it so that this rule isn't a rule anymore?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Perhaps it should be rephrased, because it seems that people interpret the core message of that rule as being that you can’t make fun of people, whereas it was meant primarily to be about trolling and thread derails. I posted it during the recent smarxist episode, but there were problems before that in the succzone and elsewhere, where people were just aggressively derailing threads, where people would come out of the blue and say a thread sucked, that the people in it sucked, or otherwise were generally trolling, without contributing anything else to the thread. It made them unreadable garbage and led to lots of reports and PMs and a general mess.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

twoday posted:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay, well we got a few calls but not enough to warrant posting them all, I'm gonna leave this thread open, and you can all take your time.

its gonna take a few days for the calls to come in bro. u posted this like yesterday lol. leave it open and harvest some content

e: i myself will be calling today, and yu will know which one is me

Smythe has issued a correction as of 18:49 on Dec 15, 2020

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Giga Gaia posted:

lightning knight - sux, doesnt post, fail rear end probes, benjamin button genesplicer :gamefreak:
crusty w/e - porn thread ik, nuff said. stick that mod star into a trash can into a dumpster into a landfill onto a barge into the ocean and gently caress the ocean :D :D
squizzle - recent bad decisions, has yet to delete cspam. squizzle resign bitch :blastu:
twoday - delete incredibly bone headed dont be mean to us rule and personally apologize to tails gets trolled poster or your next mystery fish will be fugu :twisted:
brutalist mcdonalds - forgot this guy existed. maybe futurama god mod? demod anyway just to be safe :grin:

swap all these dumb rear end iks out and do so monthly. but find a way to keep them all listed though so dweebs keep getting mad and posting epic comedy numbers about the amount of them

close down all the megathreads monthly or quarterly

:weedass:

now thats paper

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Smythe posted:

its gonna take a few days for the calls to come in bro. u posted this like yesterday lol. leave it open and harvest some content

Yeah for sure, though there are some good ones already. We’re going to leave this thread pinned for a while so people can do that. I meant leave it open because I said in the OP that we might temporarily close it to replies if there are lots of posters posting feedback and no mods around to answer them, but it’s been a bit of a ghost town

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


should probably revise the "no catastrophising" rule for the doomer sub, revise it straight to the dumpster

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Giga Gaia posted:

lightning knight - sux, doesnt post, fail rear end probes, benjamin button genesplicer :gamefreak:
crusty w/e - porn thread ik, nuff said. stick that mod star into a trash can into a dumpster into a landfill onto a barge into the ocean and gently caress the ocean :D :D
squizzle - recent bad decisions, has yet to delete cspam. squizzle resign bitch :blastu:
twoday - delete incredibly bone headed dont be mean to us rule and personally apologize to tails gets trolled poster or your next mystery fish will be fugu :twisted:
brutalist mcdonalds - forgot this guy existed. maybe futurama god mod? demod anyway just to be safe :grin:

swap all these dumb rear end iks out and do so monthly. but find a way to keep them all listed though so dweebs keep getting mad and posting epic comedy numbers about the amount of them

close down all the megathreads monthly or quarterly

:weedass:

Tails get trolled poster? What? :confused:

We are going to do an ik shuffle soon, and we do rotate out a few of them out quarterly or so. Some of them have been around for quite a while because some of them are assigned to specific threads. A good example is the gun thread - none of the mods know poo poo about guns, and it generates reports sometimes that we don’t know what to do about, but it’s not such a pressing issue that it requires appointing another mod, so we just appoint an ik or two to keep an eye on it. But the more general IKs and chaos IKs are meant to be rotated out, and I guess we can try to do that more often

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i graciously accept the next IK position, thank you

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

also could you consider probing people for the minecraft poo poo, it isn't funny and it's also embarrassing

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Grapplejack posted:

also could you consider probing people for the minecraft poo poo, it isn't funny and it's also embarrassing

Agreed. We already do probe it when we see it

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
make the forum background minecraft

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

twoday posted:

Perhaps it should be rephrased, because it seems that people interpret the core message of that rule as being that you can’t make fun of people, whereas it was meant primarily to be about trolling and thread derails. I posted it during the recent smarxist episode
No, we're understanding perfectly what the core message of the the rule is. It's that you're not allowed to call out the in-group when they make up claims about you.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

The moderation seems fine? I like that from time to time, I see somebody hosed around with this message edits, which tells me someone flew too close to the sun. It means the mods are actually paying attention. Thank you.

Bob Socko has issued a correction as of 19:21 on Dec 15, 2020

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
I'd like to see the megathreads be recreated every once and a while. More threads overall, really. I feel like some really good stuff gets buried in a big thread and becomes impossible to find.

I have no idea how to make this happen though.

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

bedpan posted:

I'd like to see the megathreads be recreated every once and a while. More threads overall, really. I feel like some really good stuff gets buried in a big thread and becomes impossible to find.

I have no idea how to make this happen though.

The covid and trump thread get rebooted, I guess we can do it more with the others. Usually one of the mods coms in and says, “hey gonna reboot the thread, someone make an OP” and then we close the old one once a new OP is up

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