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Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Sexwale


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Gapes


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_Is_for_Real




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Mangina

This is a business name, but its so bad it deserves a mention



That's all I have right now.

Please add any you know

Halloween Liker fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Dec 17, 2020

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Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Had a customer years ago, Dick Blowers.

He owned that name too. He'd call and be all aggressive, "Hi, this is DICK, DICK BLOWERS" almost daring you to laugh. Dude was nice enough and spent money, so no need to laugh; but goddamn he must have built up some serious character over the years growing up with that name.

lol, I just remembered warning a couple of the new hires that Dick had been calling recently, so heads up, you may get a call from Dick Blowers. 10 minutes later....

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
At work, there is a guy on Teams named Happy Wang

edit: and we have a Batman too

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Jack Nicklaus' granddaughter just married some dude called Todger Strunk

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

EoinCannon posted:

Jack Nicklaus' granddaughter just married some dude called Todger Strunk


https://twitter.com/jacknicklaus/status/1338628170694750214

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Todger Strunk sounds like someone who should be coming to Bertie Wooster for Jeeves' help with a controlling aunt.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




At work I had email exchanges with a person from Chinese office who was called Royal Ho
Another was called Gabrillo Principe

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
-> ->



:420: :420:


this loving dude's face looks like melting candle wax

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://thefacts.com/news/article_7cbe9b5f-9c12-5084-9bc3-952b3a01740a.html

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
*monotone British parliament voice* all rise for the honorable Baroness Coxwallow

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://www.whitepages.com/name/Frank-N-Stein/Miami-FL/Pk9AxzjKKm8

Lemon
May 22, 2003

When I was being trained in my current job, my manager was showing me something to do with a list of employees from one of our clients.

She clicked on one at random, whose surname was "de Cunto". I managed not to say anything.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug


I didn't know him, but I know people who knew someone with the same name.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Last

He was a pretty decent goalie

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle

Dick Bong, WWII ace
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Bong

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Dick Butkus, handegger

Dick Siemon, teacher @ franklin middle school c. 1998

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
This might actually be an awesome name, but it still raises eyebrows.

Thunderpussy was a racer in the Baja 500, something like 20-30 years ago.

I tried googling Thunderpussy for confirmation, but I would not recommend it.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I went to elementary school with an Ebony Love

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Internetjack posted:

This might actually be an awesome name, but it still raises eyebrows.

Thunderpussy was a racer in the Baja 500, something like 20-30 years ago.

I tried googling Thunderpussy for confirmation, but I would not recommend it.

They're a good band, too

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
There was a Crystal Diamond in my sister's class.

Also knew Dick Peck, who was a huge sex pest.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.dw.com/en/father-who-named-children-adolf-hitler-and-eva-braun-changes-own-name-to-hitler/a-38792953

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

They should just go ahead and clear the son for one free patricide.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Place I worked at had a VP named Biché.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
I attended high school with a girl named Genuine Ho. Her parents were born in China and were definitely not familiar with the vernacular meaning of Ho in the mid aughts.

Later in life I met a gentleman by the name of Randy Pusey, whose parents were native English speakers and had no excuse

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
this unfortunate anglicization of a name from a Sanskrit word:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dikshit

i've crunched the numbers and the mathematically funniest possible name is if someone had their name pronounced "ahnoosh dixit" anglicized to read "anus dickshit"

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



We used to prank call a guy named Richard Buttram and ask to speak with Dick Butt-Ram.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
helen keller

Trevorrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jul 4, 2008

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalton_Trumbo

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
I used to work with one guy named Pu Wang and another guy named Dikshit and I managed to get them both in the same Skype meeting and because I am literally a child I very nearly didn't make it through the whole meeting without giggling like a toddler

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

drat horror queefs posted:


Later in life I met a gentleman by the name of Randy Pusey, whose parents were native English speakers and had no excuse

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

I have a vendor at work named Josh Penas.

Also, friend of a friend named Jill Jumps married a guy named Fast. Jill Jumps Fast.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I hung out with Summer Love for a while in high school; apparently a daughter of one of the Beach Boys. Not a bad name necessarily it was just one of those that caught your ear. She was pretty cool as all get out.

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
There was a Boston Globe article from 1997 about socioeconomic hardships in rural Massachusetts that introduced many people to the unfortunately named Chevy Van Pickup, who was first picked up by the cops at 5 and arrested at 7 for beating another kid with a trumpet.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Matthew Calamari

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

bitcoin evangelist Tuur Demeester

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuntz

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I knew a guy named London Summers, and I still don't know whether that's a good name or a bad one.

edit: I THOUGHT this thread existed already

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