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It's Digiorno! But please don't tell your mother! I need you to help me keep this secret! It's my last chance to salvage our marriage! PLEASE!
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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Dad, if you think mom hasn't seen the signs all along, I don't know what to tell you:
The preheated oven, the box in the garbage.
She's even been checking your phone logs and found no outgoing calls.
She's known for awhile.
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Dec 17, 2020 21:00
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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I can keep a secret if you can promise me a raise on my allowance.
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Dec 18, 2020 03:32
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- google THIS
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So excited that I'm about to meet my first child as my wife pushes, but why does it suddenly smell like pizza in here?
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Dec 18, 2020 04:30
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- Stoner Sloth
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So excited that I'm about to meet my first child as my wife pushes, but why does it suddenly smell like pizza in here?
   
       
  
 
   
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Dec 18, 2020 05:29
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- Khanstant
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Open up! This is the Totino's police and we got a call no one was partying here
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Dec 18, 2020 06:03
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- FactsAreUseless
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So excited that I'm about to meet my first child as my wife pushes, but why does it suddenly smell like pizza in here?
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Dec 18, 2020 06:08
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- Escape From Noise
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So excited that I'm about to meet my first child as my wife pushes, but why does it suddenly smell like pizza in here?
It's because they had to do a little caesarean section
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Dec 18, 2020 06:47
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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i had a dream once where it WAS delivery and then i woke up in a cold sweat screaming
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Dec 18, 2020 16:55
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- Stoner Sloth
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So excited that I'm about to meet my first child as my wife pushes, but why does it suddenly smell like pizza in here?
It's because they had to do a little caesarean section
Dr: I'm sorry... I have terrible news for you.
Parents: What is it Doc?
Dr: Your child has Ananas comosus, a form of Bromeliaceae... it's not fatal but it is life changing and you need to be prepared for other people's reactions.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Dec 19, 2020 05:17
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- google THIS
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"So, I hear that you two have got one in the oven."
"That's technically true."
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Dec 20, 2020 15:48
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